superbad (2007)

The Signs as Michael Cera Quotes

Aries: “I try really hard, actually” [Juno, 2007]
Taurus: “My mom uses color-safe bleach” [Juno, 2007]
Gemini: “And take off your vest. You look like Aladin.” [Superbad, 2007]
Cancer: “The other day I had a confrontation in the street cause a guy yelled at me ‘Michael Cera sucks!’ And I thought ‘Oh geez, that’s me’” [ The David Letterman Show, 2013]
Leo: “I asked for the Ellen Degeneres haircut.” [Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist, 2008]
Virgo: “Unless you do drugs, in which case I do drugs all the time. Every drug.“ [Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, 2010]
Libra: “We should just make out instead la la la” [Juno, 2007]
Scorpio: “Hi, I was thinking about asking you out, but then I realized that would be stupid” [Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, 2010]
Sagittarius: (“I’ve never even kissed a guy before”) “Hey, me neither” [Scott Pilgrim vs. The world, 2010]
Capricorn: “Hey, does this coke smell funny?” [This Is The End, 2013]
Aquarius: “You know what sucks? Everything.” [Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, 2010]
Pisces: “What a fun, sexy time for you” [Arrested Development, 2003-2006]