X-PILL: Transforms user into random X-Men, X-Man, X-Force, X-Factor or X-Statics type mutant superhero
1) May instill, regardless of gained powers, a needless inferiority complex that causes you to actually give a shit about what humans with no powers think about you as a mutant.
2) May cause you to be a follower or joiner, who only feels comfortable around other mutants, and who will lazily accept wearing any simple article of clothing, so long as it has a huge “X” on it.
3) May instill feelings of closeness with others of your kind. Beware: Long-term studies on this worry physicians that this may eventually lead to a desire for communal living conditions and eventually aristocratic type inbreeding.