I have a personal vendetta against someone wildly more successful than me so I’m trying to make them lazy.
You don’t know how to relax so I’m literally filling you with laziness but you just won’t stop.
I work at an animal shelter and I sometimes make the animals fit what people are looking for by removing or adding laziness. You haven’t lived until you saw a cat with 0% laziness.
Aciukinesis - Control Sharpness
Did you know that most man made spheres are still more jagged than the earth itself?
You haven’t experienced softness until you felt a perfectly smooth ball. There’s also not a lot of traction so please cup it in your hands.
I’m one of the only chefs here that doesn’t have some sort of hot or cold ability. But me being very clumsy, the ability to make all my knives dull saves my fingers a lot.
I keep making all the knives in the kitchen blunt so I can watch my parent-in-law get frustrated and lose their dominance over me.
Aerokinesis - Control Air
I can control the air but that doesn’t do a lot so I just got a few wind turbines for my property, so I get power for free. It’s a small win, but I like it.
Sometimes I go to the beach and set up a kite rental booth while making it windy. It doesn’t make much but it helps with rent.
No one thinks that controlling air is that cool of a super power until I take it out of their lungs.
Aestatekinesis - Control Summer
I hate sweating so I made this summer really mild but it’s affecting my town’s farming economy.
I forgot that Alaska’s still supposed to be pretty cold in the summer and I may have made the ice caps melt a little more.
Aggressiokinesis - Control Anger
I work in tandem with a crisis clinic and so far, there isn’t a patient I can’t calm down.
My anti-aggression dog classes are the best in the business. I even stop by pet shelters.
I just love watching these people tear each other limb from limb with blind rage. I’m gonna be sad to see you go though.
Aidoskinesis - Control Humidity
One of the only things good about my powers is that I can make my boss’ office so humid they have horrible hair and sweat stains for their meeting with corporate.
My greenhouse is always at the perfect humidity even in the dead of winter.
I’m gulty of making someone so humid they’ve taken off their shirt before. It’s a blessing.
Alcokinesis - Control Alcohol
You always get too out of hand with your drinking so I just take the alcohol content out of your drinks.
My coworker bugs the hell out of me and they’re going in for a company-wide drug test today. I made their breakfast have a healthy amount of alcohol.
It’s very fun to see someone pantamime being drunk when they think they are when in actuality I’ve taken all the alcohol out of their drink.
Amokinesis - Control Love and Desire
Shit are you actually in love with me or did I manipulate you into liking me?
As a joke I was going to make my classmate fall in love with whoever came in next but you did and now I’m very jealous.
I make people forget about me when we break up so it’s easy on them but I can’t get rid of my own love for them, even when there’s no chance of getting back together ever now.
Anthracokinesis - Control Coal
I like being alone so I move to Centralia and just turn off the surrounding coals when I’m walking over them. It’s very quiet but very smoky. I need to leave town to buy a gas mask.
I bought a bit of land and made a little mine before buying a truckload of coal and just stiking it in the walls. Then, I compressed it all into diamonds.
So my parents gave me a little tough love as a child and gave me a piece of coal one christmas. I’ll admit, I was a naughty child. But that piece of coal made me learn of my powers. It’s the only piece I’ll never manipulate anymore.
Antikinesis - Control Antimatter
No you can’t come to my antimatter dimension. It’s very private.
I think we had a good run, I’m just gonna get a black hole in here real quick.
I always wanted to visit Chernobl, good thing I can just sort of turn off the gamma radation and go for a walk.
Argentokinesis - Control Silver
Whoops I’m in werewolf country better make all my clothes and stuff have silver mesh.
“Yes this is genuine gold” I say to someone when I took the silver content out of a ring.
So I don’t have the best impulse control. I made my rude neighbor’s prized dog into a silver statue and now it’s like… eighty sets of flatwear.
Arthrokinesis - Control Joints
I may be a very inactive person, but damned if my joints ever pop. I’m doing sprints anytime I feel like it.
I got too excited testing how much I could let my joints move and may have dislocated by shoulder.
Yes, I tried to suck my own dick. Yes, I should have realized that there is actually bone stopping me from bending my spine like that. Don’t laugh at me.
Asterokinesis - Control Cosmic Energy
I’ve ascended to be the god of the universe and all I want to do is to stop being in charge and just have some time off for once.
I saw how much earth was desperate to meet other beings so I made some closer planets support life.
I’m not just some giant being in space. I’m a regular person. I buy groceries, collect rocks, and I’m desperate for people to never know I made them.
Astrakinesis - Control Astral Energy
I am nearly constantly disassociating. The good news is that I have like thirty dream selves I can be while the others go on autopilot.
I can see spirits so I just deal with ghosts for a living. Most of the time they’re just confused.
I can work as a medium for ghosts to talk through but you roleplaying with your dead datemate is the last straw.
Astronkinesis - Control Remnants of Cosmic Substances
I realized that in my lifetime I would never see a mission to a star so I made some much closer to us.
I don’t feel like this world’s really going anywhere. I’m just gonna supernova the sun next weekend.
My tarot card readings are always perfect and I sincerely want you to leave the country.
Atmokinesis - Control Weather
I am the best weather forecaster the world has ever seen. I work for a small town in rural country though. I think I have five hundred viewers on a daily basis?
I always make sure my neighbor’s/parent’s/friend’s/etc farm gets the best weather.
My entrences are always punctuated with lightening and I love it.
Atomkinesis - Control Atoms
It’s like 3-D printing, only much better. Check out this awesome watch I made.
I hope you like nuclear wastelands, because that’s what you’re getting.
Surprise, your house is full of radon gas!it’ll stay that way until you do what I say.
Audiokinesis - Control Sound
Nothing quite like a day of absolute silence when you have an audio processing disorder.
Movies are very fun to watch when I can make one character silent and just ad lib the dialogue.
The fact that I can chat style silence someone is the best.
Aurokinesis - Control Aura
I can see how people act before ever talking to them, that’s why you’re the only one in the room I’m going to talk to.
Where I live, auras are very important. So I can easily hide among them as someone without giving an inkling of malice.
I personally hate you so now you get too radiate bad energy until you apologize.
Aurokinesis - Control Gold
I’m allergic to what they use in fake gold but I have no money for good jewelry so I just make it gold after I buy it for cheap.
It’s not quite the Midas touch, but I’ve pulled that prank before.
I make golden jewelry and sculptures by making them out of clay/wood/etc and turning them into gold for huge profits.
Autumnuskinesis - Control Autumn
My hometown capitalizes on my love of pumpkins and sweater weather by becoming a destination for those looking to beat the heat but don’t want to own a down jacket.
I can make things rot. So I rotted my neighbor’s garden a week before harvest.
I make autumn immediately follow winter so now the world’s harvesting systems are fucked because I get pollen allergies.
Avarikinesis - Control Greed
I’m trying to make the world fair by taking all the greed out of high-ranking officials but sometimes that was their only driving force and they have no actual job experience.
I made someone comically greedy because being a superhero in a town in which no banks need protecting is boring.
I want so desperately to not have to take greed out of anymore people. It’s getting so tiring. I need to go on a vacation.
Avikinesis - Control Avains
Having hawks fly to my aide when my boss was giving me shit in the parking lot was definitely a sweet move.
I may live in this cottage alone, but these birds are more than enough company. One of them just told me about someone who ate shit on pavement last week in a city ten miles away. It’s awesome.
“Bats fly, right? Why can’t I control bats?” “Please just let me do my work.” ‘What about bugs?” “Please go home.” “Do flying fish count?”
Ever since the first trailer came out, I could not stop waiting for this movie. Finally, on June 1st, it arrived in cinemas.
And even without a night of sleep, I pulled my closest friends to the theater to go see it. What I found? A movie that did not disappoint. Most people always disagree with me when I say I am a DC fan. Seriously? Why do they always have to compare to Marvel? Can’t we all just appreciate the superhero movies equally?
With that being said, let’s take a look at everything I loved about Wonder Woman.
*Warning: Spoilers ahead. *
1. LITTLE DIANA
Bless this beautiful, beautiful child. She did a great job of playing a young Diana. I think the audience gave a collective, “Awww” when she appeared. With her doing cute little kicks and punches, it just added to the overall cuteness. But then she gives you this smirk and you know that the Princess of the Amazons is also a stubborn, sassy little girl who knows what she wants and goes after it.
2. EPIC FIGHT SCENES
The trailer alone showed some great potential in the fight department, but actually seeing everything on the big screen gives you this whole new feeling! It’s the “holy-shit- I- can’t- breathe” feeling. The kind where you stare with eyes wide open because you’re afraid that if you blink, you’re gonna miss something cool. The first few minutes of the movie, with the amazon warriors fighting off Germans on the shores of Themyscira (thank you, Steve) was amazing! We also see Queen Hippolyta and Antiope in action. (side note: my fave part would have to be her jumping onto a make shift shield that Steve grabbed and killing a sniper, taking down the whole top of the church doing so).
Bruce got nothing on that lasso.
3. Steve Trevor
I love Chris Pine. I have loved him ever since he came out in “Princess Diaries 2” and “Just My Luck”, when I was still a teenager in high school. And then he went and became Captain Kirk in Star Trek, and my fangirl heart could not help but love him more. Now, he has proven again how great he is by playing the charming, fearless, and disobedient Captain Steve Trevor.
I’m so glad he chose to do this over Green Lantern! He was great when they were using the Lasso of Truth on him, but the funniest part for me was when Diana dropped by while he was taking a bath.
Diana: Are you a prime example of the average man? (or something like that)
Steve: No, I’m above average.
4. Gal Gadot
Unlike most people, I had nothing against Gal (or her allegedly small boobs *insert snort*) when she was first cast as Wonder Woman. Honestly, I was more concerned with how the story would go, but damn. She proved everyone wrong. She played the role perfectly. Perfectly. I am not joking. I cannot imagine anyone else who would’ve done a spectacular job as her. (And take note, she was pregnant whilst shooting this).
She could be fierce, emotional, humorous. She lighted up the screen, man. Figuratively and literally. And yes, she rocked that costume! Ugh that costume! At first, I was skeptical. After all, I am a big fun of the comics, and I sometimes hate it when they change these iconic things about characters (e.g. Barry Allen not being blonde in the TV series or the movie). But I came to love it. It showed more of her Amazonian roots than her iconic outfit in the animated series before.
5. No Man’s Land
This was the best scene/ segment of the movie for me. I had goosebumps watching her climb up to No Man’s Land. Add that to the fact that Steve tells her the soldiers have been there for nearly a year and haven’t gain an inch, yet she just strolls up there like is a fcking field of lilies and is dodging bullets better than The Matrix. My heart. My fangirl heart.
Everything about it was so right. You have these bleak, grey landscape and yet Wonder Woman is wearing such vibrant colors. Then there are these slow- motion sequence where she’s blocking the bullets like some sort of freaking Jedi. And her shield seems to like glow while she’s getting hit with a machine gun and and and she’s dodging those bombs like they’re nothing. Nothingggggg. Then everyone else follows her and charges at the enemies. And I’m just sitting there like:
Up to now, my feels are still overwhelming. The story was great, the cast was great AND THE DIRECTOR, PATTY JENKINS. YOU ARE A BLESSING FROM GOD. I cannot wait for the Justice League movie. DC got this right, and hopefully, they keep getting it right.
Imagine a world where everyone is born normal. There’s nothing extraordinary about them, except that they’re human beings with infinite potential. But when two soulmates meet, something changes.
The soulmates gain a shared ability, natural or otherwise. Maybe some know automatically where the other is. Maybe another couple is just really amazing at coding. Whatever the ability, it’s unique to that couple and that couple only. Once they both die, however, their ability is fair game.
What if one half is already really good at the ability, if it’s mundane, and the other half is completely taken aback by their new talent and doesn’t even think of the other person because they’ve always been able to do it.
Imagine one pair gaining the ability to fly or something ‘superhero-y’ and they start saving people and become a badass superhero team.
TAKE EVERY SINGLE GREAT SUPERHERO AND SUPERVILLAN AND PUT THEM INTO ONE SINGLE AU.
THE SKY HIGH AU.
Imagine it though!
Who would be in hero class!? Who would be in sidekick class!? Who would be in cliques? Superhero tryouts!
Just imagine Deadpool!
“What’s your power?”
“I can’t die”
THE CAR LITERALLY CRUSHES HIM AND EVERYONE IN LINE GASPS IN HORROR AS THE CAR LIFTS BACK UP AND DEADPOOL JUST KIND OF DOES A THUMBS UP!
“We know each other. She’s a friend from work!” Thor laughed as you walked into the arena.
“Oh no way dude! What are you doing here at the contest of champions?!” You yelled, dropping your weapons and fist bumping him the way you taught him. He chuckles at you as he also drops his own weapon.
“Well you know, my hammer got destroyed and Asgard’s in ruins but that doesn’t matter. How are doing on this fine day?” He asked, chuckling as he gave you a bear hug.
“Uh well, maybe trying to signal aliens on Stark towers roof wasn’t such a bright idea. But these people are so easy to beat like, with my badass powers of toxic gas either they die from suffocation or get poisoned,” You shrugged grinning, before your face fell for a moment in thought, “Although I did have to fight this one guy who was a fish man with a tank around his head, I had to use my fighting skills then!”
“OH FOR ODIN’S SAKE, FIGHT HER YOU IMBICILE,” Loki called down from his VIP seat.
“We are joyous enough to just speak thank you very much,” Thor called back, slapping a hand to your shoulder. You snapped your fingers as an idea came to you.
“Why don’t we do a two on two, we’ll team up and you can send in two of your other champions,” You suggested, Thor just shook his head with a small smile on his face. You just loved fighting too much sometimes.
“Well, that would be more entertaining,” The Collector mumbled as Loki pouted like a child.
“Fine, but send out the best,” Loki complained, getting annoyed that his brother was having such a good day. The doors lifted as the next champions headed out.
“He’s another friend from work!” Thor yelled as the hulk came running out. Your face fell and lost all it’s colour as you gripped your sword tighter.
“Thor I regret my decision, please help me beat him,” You stressed as you saw another competitor walk out. A ringing suddenly went out across the stadium it was-
“JOHN CENA!” The crowd cheered as his theme music came on and you watched as the living legend walked out. Thank god you hadn’t been the only one taken from Earth.
“I was trying to figure out a way that she was seeing some big thing that we couldn’t see. There is some sort of a logic or sense to it, even though it’s grandiose. Her little details seem crazy, but after she has charted out everything physically that was in her mind, then we can actually see why it makes sense to her.” –Meredith Stiehm