I have a personal vendetta against someone wildly more successful than me so I’m trying to make them lazy.
You don’t know how to relax so I’m literally filling you with laziness but you just won’t stop.
I work at an animal shelter and I sometimes make the animals fit what people are looking for by removing or adding laziness. You haven’t lived until you saw a cat with 0% laziness.
Aciukinesis - Control Sharpness
Did you know that most man made spheres are still more jagged than the earth itself?
You haven’t experienced softness until you felt a perfectly smooth ball. There’s also not a lot of traction so please cup it in your hands.
I’m one of the only chefs here that doesn’t have some sort of hot or cold ability. But me being very clumsy, the ability to make all my knives dull saves my fingers a lot.
I keep making all the knives in the kitchen blunt so I can watch my parent-in-law get frustrated and lose their dominance over me.
Aerokinesis - Control Air
I can control the air but that doesn’t do a lot so I just got a few wind turbines for my property, so I get power for free. It’s a small win, but I like it.
Sometimes I go to the beach and set up a kite rental booth while making it windy. It doesn’t make much but it helps with rent.
No one thinks that controlling air is that cool of a super power until I take it out of their lungs.
Aestatekinesis - Control Summer
I hate sweating so I made this summer really mild but it’s affecting my town’s farming economy.
I forgot that Alaska’s still supposed to be pretty cold in the summer and I may have made the ice caps melt a little more.
Aggressiokinesis - Control Anger
I work in tandem with a crisis clinic and so far, there isn’t a patient I can’t calm down.
My anti-aggression dog classes are the best in the business. I even stop by pet shelters.
I just love watching these people tear each other limb from limb with blind rage. I’m gonna be sad to see you go though.
Aidoskinesis - Control Humidity
One of the only things good about my powers is that I can make my boss’ office so humid they have horrible hair and sweat stains for their meeting with corporate.
My greenhouse is always at the perfect humidity even in the dead of winter.
I’m gulty of making someone so humid they’ve taken off their shirt before. It’s a blessing.
Alcokinesis - Control Alcohol
You always get too out of hand with your drinking so I just take the alcohol content out of your drinks.
My coworker bugs the hell out of me and they’re going in for a company-wide drug test today. I made their breakfast have a healthy amount of alcohol.
It’s very fun to see someone pantamime being drunk when they think they are when in actuality I’ve taken all the alcohol out of their drink.
Amokinesis - Control Love and Desire
Shit are you actually in love with me or did I manipulate you into liking me?
As a joke I was going to make my classmate fall in love with whoever came in next but you did and now I’m very jealous.
I make people forget about me when we break up so it’s easy on them but I can’t get rid of my own love for them, even when there’s no chance of getting back together ever now.
Anthracokinesis - Control Coal
I like being alone so I move to Centralia and just turn off the surrounding coals when I’m walking over them. It’s very quiet but very smoky. I need to leave town to buy a gas mask.
I bought a bit of land and made a little mine before buying a truckload of coal and just stiking it in the walls. Then, I compressed it all into diamonds.
So my parents gave me a little tough love as a child and gave me a piece of coal one christmas. I’ll admit, I was a naughty child. But that piece of coal made me learn of my powers. It’s the only piece I’ll never manipulate anymore.
Antikinesis - Control Antimatter
No you can’t come to my antimatter dimension. It’s very private.
I think we had a good run, I’m just gonna get a black hole in here real quick.
I always wanted to visit Chernobl, good thing I can just sort of turn off the gamma radation and go for a walk.
Argentokinesis - Control Silver
Whoops I’m in werewolf country better make all my clothes and stuff have silver mesh.
“Yes this is genuine gold” I say to someone when I took the silver content out of a ring.
So I don’t have the best impulse control. I made my rude neighbor’s prized dog into a silver statue and now it’s like… eighty sets of flatwear.
Arthrokinesis - Control Joints
I may be a very inactive person, but damned if my joints ever pop. I’m doing sprints anytime I feel like it.
I got too excited testing how much I could let my joints move and may have dislocated by shoulder.
Yes, I tried to suck my own dick. Yes, I should have realized that there is actually bone stopping me from bending my spine like that. Don’t laugh at me.
Asterokinesis - Control Cosmic Energy
I’ve ascended to be the god of the universe and all I want to do is to stop being in charge and just have some time off for once.
I saw how much earth was desperate to meet other beings so I made some closer planets support life.
I’m not just some giant being in space. I’m a regular person. I buy groceries, collect rocks, and I’m desperate for people to never know I made them.
Astrakinesis - Control Astral Energy
I am nearly constantly disassociating. The good news is that I have like thirty dream selves I can be while the others go on autopilot.
I can see spirits so I just deal with ghosts for a living. Most of the time they’re just confused.
I can work as a medium for ghosts to talk through but you roleplaying with your dead datemate is the last straw.
Astronkinesis - Control Remnants of Cosmic Substances
I realized that in my lifetime I would never see a mission to a star so I made some much closer to us.
I don’t feel like this world’s really going anywhere. I’m just gonna supernova the sun next weekend.
My tarot card readings are always perfect and I sincerely want you to leave the country.
Atmokinesis - Control Weather
I am the best weather forecaster the world has ever seen. I work for a small town in rural country though. I think I have five hundred viewers on a daily basis?
I always make sure my neighbor’s/parent’s/friend’s/etc farm gets the best weather.
My entrences are always punctuated with lightening and I love it.
Atomkinesis - Control Atoms
It’s like 3-D printing, only much better. Check out this awesome watch I made.
I hope you like nuclear wastelands, because that’s what you’re getting.
Surprise, your house is full of radon gas!it’ll stay that way until you do what I say.
Audiokinesis - Control Sound
Nothing quite like a day of absolute silence when you have an audio processing disorder.
Movies are very fun to watch when I can make one character silent and just ad lib the dialogue.
The fact that I can chat style silence someone is the best.
Aurokinesis - Control Aura
I can see how people act before ever talking to them, that’s why you’re the only one in the room I’m going to talk to.
Where I live, auras are very important. So I can easily hide among them as someone without giving an inkling of malice.
I personally hate you so now you get too radiate bad energy until you apologize.
Aurokinesis - Control Gold
I’m allergic to what they use in fake gold but I have no money for good jewelry so I just make it gold after I buy it for cheap.
It’s not quite the Midas touch, but I’ve pulled that prank before.
I make golden jewelry and sculptures by making them out of clay/wood/etc and turning them into gold for huge profits.
Autumnuskinesis - Control Autumn
My hometown capitalizes on my love of pumpkins and sweater weather by becoming a destination for those looking to beat the heat but don’t want to own a down jacket.
I can make things rot. So I rotted my neighbor’s garden a week before harvest.
I make autumn immediately follow winter so now the world’s harvesting systems are fucked because I get pollen allergies.
Avarikinesis - Control Greed
I’m trying to make the world fair by taking all the greed out of high-ranking officials but sometimes that was their only driving force and they have no actual job experience.
I made someone comically greedy because being a superhero in a town in which no banks need protecting is boring.
I want so desperately to not have to take greed out of anymore people. It’s getting so tiring. I need to go on a vacation.
Avikinesis - Control Avains
Having hawks fly to my aide when my boss was giving me shit in the parking lot was definitely a sweet move.
I may live in this cottage alone, but these birds are more than enough company. One of them just told me about someone who ate shit on pavement last week in a city ten miles away. It’s awesome.
“Bats fly, right? Why can’t I control bats?” “Please just let me do my work.” ‘What about bugs?” “Please go home.” “Do flying fish count?”
Ever since the first trailer came out, I could not stop waiting for this movie. Finally, on June 1st, it arrived in cinemas.
And even without a night of sleep, I pulled my closest friends to the theater to go see it. What I found? A movie that did not disappoint. Most people always disagree with me when I say I am a DC fan. Seriously? Why do they always have to compare to Marvel? Can’t we all just appreciate the superhero movies equally?
With that being said, let’s take a look at everything I loved about Wonder Woman.
*Warning: Spoilers ahead. *
1. LITTLE DIANA
Bless this beautiful, beautiful child. She did a great job of playing a young Diana. I think the audience gave a collective, “Awww” when she appeared. With her doing cute little kicks and punches, it just added to the overall cuteness. But then she gives you this smirk and you know that the Princess of the Amazons is also a stubborn, sassy little girl who knows what she wants and goes after it.
2. EPIC FIGHT SCENES
The trailer alone showed some great potential in the fight department, but actually seeing everything on the big screen gives you this whole new feeling! It’s the “holy-shit- I- can’t- breathe” feeling. The kind where you stare with eyes wide open because you’re afraid that if you blink, you’re gonna miss something cool. The first few minutes of the movie, with the amazon warriors fighting off Germans on the shores of Themyscira (thank you, Steve) was amazing! We also see Queen Hippolyta and Antiope in action. (side note: my fave part would have to be her jumping onto a make shift shield that Steve grabbed and killing a sniper, taking down the whole top of the church doing so).
Bruce got nothing on that lasso.
3. Steve Trevor
I love Chris Pine. I have loved him ever since he came out in “Princess Diaries 2” and “Just My Luck”, when I was still a teenager in high school. And then he went and became Captain Kirk in Star Trek, and my fangirl heart could not help but love him more. Now, he has proven again how great he is by playing the charming, fearless, and disobedient Captain Steve Trevor.
I’m so glad he chose to do this over Green Lantern! He was great when they were using the Lasso of Truth on him, but the funniest part for me was when Diana dropped by while he was taking a bath.
Diana: Are you a prime example of the average man? (or something like that)
Steve: No, I’m above average.
4. Gal Gadot
Unlike most people, I had nothing against Gal (or her allegedly small boobs *insert snort*) when she was first cast as Wonder Woman. Honestly, I was more concerned with how the story would go, but damn. She proved everyone wrong. She played the role perfectly. Perfectly. I am not joking. I cannot imagine anyone else who would’ve done a spectacular job as her. (And take note, she was pregnant whilst shooting this).
She could be fierce, emotional, humorous. She lighted up the screen, man. Figuratively and literally. And yes, she rocked that costume! Ugh that costume! At first, I was skeptical. After all, I am a big fun of the comics, and I sometimes hate it when they change these iconic things about characters (e.g. Barry Allen not being blonde in the TV series or the movie). But I came to love it. It showed more of her Amazonian roots than her iconic outfit in the animated series before.
5. No Man’s Land
This was the best scene/ segment of the movie for me. I had goosebumps watching her climb up to No Man’s Land. Add that to the fact that Steve tells her the soldiers have been there for nearly a year and haven’t gain an inch, yet she just strolls up there like is a fcking field of lilies and is dodging bullets better than The Matrix. My heart. My fangirl heart.
Everything about it was so right. You have these bleak, grey landscape and yet Wonder Woman is wearing such vibrant colors. Then there are these slow- motion sequence where she’s blocking the bullets like some sort of freaking Jedi. And her shield seems to like glow while she’s getting hit with a machine gun and and and she’s dodging those bombs like they’re nothing. Nothingggggg. Then everyone else follows her and charges at the enemies. And I’m just sitting there like:
Up to now, my feels are still overwhelming. The story was great, the cast was great AND THE DIRECTOR, PATTY JENKINS. YOU ARE A BLESSING FROM GOD. I cannot wait for the Justice League movie. DC got this right, and hopefully, they keep getting it right.
Aries: Superpower - Superhuman Strength Superhero Personality - The one that tries to save everyone; wants to be in charge; works alone; dives headfirst into everything without a plan
Taurus: Superpower - Shapeshifting Superhero Personality - Able to turn into any animal or thing of nature (i.e. trees or flowers) at will; connects with Mother Nature; fights for peace and harmony between all people and animals
Gemini: Superpower - Telekinesis Superhero Personality - Is able to manipulate objects to their will; uses this power to safeguard powerful items and whack crooks over the head; are able to corner anyone as long as they are surrounded by useful and/or heavy items
Cancer: Superpower - Healing Superhero Personality - Very kind and caring, but will kill you if you mess with their loved ones; the first one on the battlefield to heal the wounded; tends to heal baby birds’ broken wings and children who have cancer
Leo: Superpower - Teleportation Superhero Personality - Finds themselves in many bad situations because of their strong and egotistical personality; simply beams themselves out of said situations; never worries about being late as they can spend hours doing their hair and getting ready and just teleport to where they need to be a second before they need to be there
Virgo: Superpower - Invisibility Superhero Personality - Just wants to be left alone half the time and is very self-conscious of people looking at them; can do anything they want without social anxiety; uses it to creep up on the bad guys and beat them up without being spotted
Libra: Superpower - Mind Reading Superhero Personality - Just wants to understand everyone’s true intentions so that they may be judged fairly; is able to tell if someone is lying and/or if they are a villain; is like a superhero judge that hands out punishments accordingly
Scorpio: Superpower - Mind Control Superhero Personality - Has a noticeable dark side but tries not to align with the villains; often misuses their powers when angered; satiates their hunger for the dark arts by forcing villains to do cruel things to each other
Sagittarius: Superpower - Superhuman Speed Superhero Personality - Is able to take their time doing things and doesn’t have to rush; likes being a hero because it takes them on different adventures; flirts with everyone they encounter on their missions
Capricorn: Superpower - Element Manipulation Superhero Personality - Can bend each of the four elements in way that they would like; uses this to fight bad guys and anyone who crosses them or gets in their way of success (all they have to do is freeze and break the guy trying to take their promotion into a thousand pieces)
Aquarius: Superpower - Enhanced Intelligence Superhero Personality - The super genius professor that helps the other superheroes protect mankind with their research; in between helping superheroes defeat villains, they try to find cures for various diseases like cancer and AIDS
Pisces: Superpower - Precognition Superhero Personality - Has frequent psychic visions that enable them to see what may happen in the future; this helps them to corner and defeat criminals before they are able to carry through on their plans; looks innocent but is actually deadly
Imagine a world where everyone is born normal. There’s nothing extraordinary about them, except that they’re human beings with infinite potential. But when two soulmates meet, something changes.
The soulmates gain a shared ability, natural or otherwise. Maybe some know automatically where the other is. Maybe another couple is just really amazing at coding. Whatever the ability, it’s unique to that couple and that couple only. Once they both die, however, their ability is fair game.
What if one half is already really good at the ability, if it’s mundane, and the other half is completely taken aback by their new talent and doesn’t even think of the other person because they’ve always been able to do it.
Imagine one pair gaining the ability to fly or something ‘superhero-y’ and they start saving people and become a badass superhero team.
TAKE EVERY SINGLE GREAT SUPERHERO AND SUPERVILLAN AND PUT THEM INTO ONE SINGLE AU.
THE SKY HIGH AU.
Imagine it though!
Who would be in hero class!? Who would be in sidekick class!? Who would be in cliques? Superhero tryouts!
Just imagine Deadpool!
“What’s your power?”
“I can’t die”
THE CAR LITERALLY CRUSHES HIM AND EVERYONE IN LINE GASPS IN HORROR AS THE CAR LIFTS BACK UP AND DEADPOOL JUST KIND OF DOES A THUMBS UP!
Note: This is just a random idea I had; reader has the ability to manipulate gravity and Loki walks in on her chilling on the ceiling. Let me know what you think (I know its pretty terrible, just tell me nicely) or if you want to be tagged in any future works :)
Loki’s voice shattered your
concentration, causing you to fall ungracefully onto the bed. You let out a
grunt as you hit the mattress, thankful that the wooden frame of the bed hadn’t
shattered upon impact; you’d already had to ask Tony for a new bed once this
week and were pretty sure that he wouldn’t pay for third in as many days.
Rolling on to your back, rubbing
your neck as you did, you grumbled, “I like sitting on the ceiling.”
The mattress slumped under Loki’s
weight when he sat down beside you. Much to your surprise, without so much as a
word, he began massaging your neck. You took a sudden breath when he caught a
trapped nerve, cold air rushing into your lungs as the pain began to pass.
Twisting your neck until it
clicked, you asked, “What can I do for you, Loki? I don’t know how things
work around here, but where I’m from people knock before letting themselves
thought I’d just come and see how you were settling in,“ he said, studying
You were still in the process of
unpacking so it looked like you were currently living in the middle of a bomb
site. However, you had managed to sort out the most important things; your
favourite shelf was up and packed tightly with hundreds of books. Everything
else was half in, half out of the boxes, strewn across the floor without a
Gesturing to the mess, you said,
"It’s clearly going very well. That’s not why you came to visit though, is
very observant. Fine, I was curious as to why you are here. No-one knows
anything about you or your powers. I want to know why Stark thought you so
It was something that you’d
thought about a lot since moving in with the Avengers. Just over two weeks ago,
Tony Stark had appeared in your dorm room and told you, in no uncertain terms,
that he was going to help you use your powers for good. Before you could argue,
he’d sent someone to box up your things and brought you back to the compound
gyrokinetic.” You had to hide your grin at the complete and utter look of
confusion on his face. The few people that knew of your powers had all made the
same face upon first hearing the term. “That means I can manipulate
why you were on the ceiling…“ Loki said, slowly understanding.
"What else can you do, other than float around?”
not just floating,“ you scoffed. "I only do that for fun. You’d be
amazed what I can do.”
me. It’s only empty words otherwise.“
don’t have to prove anything to you, Loki,” you said, stretching out
across your mattress. With a gentle shove, you pushed the god off the edge of
the bed and gave him a little wave. “Bored of you now. Bye bye.”
Somewhat shocked by your
attitude, Loki turned to leave. However, he only managed a few steps before he
was stopped in his tracks. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn’t lift his
legs. It felt like they weighed a tonne and it wasn’t long until his knees gave
out. He hit the floor with a loud thud, grimacing as he landed awkwardly on all
Suddenly, as if it had never
happened, the god could move again. He let out a deep breath, holding tightly
on to the carpet to assure himself that he wouldn’t float away. Even though he
was back under normal gravity, it was like his body was filled with helium,
ready to float away now the force holding him down was gone.
might have lied,“ you chirped, pushing yourself up from the bed. It was
almost funny how red Loki’s face had gone; you couldn’t tell if it was in anger
at being humiliated this way or from exertion having fought the intense spike
in gravity. "I’m not bored of you quite yet.”
His muscles fully adjusted to
normal Earth gravity, the god rose to his feet and glared down at you. “Is
that all you’ve got, little girl?”
From nowhere, he pulled a small
dagger and threw it your way. Honestly, you hadn’t been expecting such a
serious response and panicked. You instinctively snapped your hands up to protect
your body and doubled over as a sharp pain radiated in your chest.
Looking up towards Loki, you
stared dumbfounded at what you’d subconsciously managed to conjure between you
- a miniature black hole! Your first instinct was to let go of your powers and
let it close itself up but you knew that would be dangerous. Focusing all your
attention on the darkness before your eyes, you brought your hands together and
prayed that this would work.
You supposed, at least if it
failed, you wouldn’t know about it. Current theories suggested that death by
black hole would be pretty instantaneous.
When you finally managed to
compress the rip in the fabric of space to nothing larger than a tiny pebble,
it closed itself up and the world around you began to faze back into existence.
Everything was a little messier than before, and that sharp pain near your
heart hadn’t yet faded, but aside from that you’d never have known anything bad
The sound of Loki’s concerned voice
also came to the foreground of your attention. “Y/N, are you
a little too much energy there…“ you mumbled, breathing deeply to try
and dull the pain you felt. You knew it wouldn’t kill you - it was a common
side effect of over extending your abilities - but it bloody well hurt anyway. Shaking
your head to clear your thoughts, you asked, "Are you okay? I didn’t mean for things to get that dangerous. I
panicked a little.”
should probably apologise for throwing a knife at you, then.“
probably should,” you agreed. A few awkward seconds passed by before you
added, “Well, go on then. Admitting you should apologise is not the same
as actually doing it.”
You watched as the god bit back a
smirk. “I shall give you fair warning, next time.”
Suspecting that was the best you
were going to get out of him, you nodded in thanks. “Maybe next time just
don’t throw a dagger at me at all? I need to rest now. That was a subtle hint
for you to go.”
be happy to leave if you’d return me to the ground.“
That was when you clocked it. In
your attempts to relax, you’d subconsciously lifted the gravity of the room so
now both you and Loki were floating aimlessly a few feet above the ground.
Releasing your grip on your powers, you slowly descended until you were both
laying flat on the floor.
Loki helped you to your feet,
pulling you up in one swift, graceful movement, before turning to bid you adieu.
He paused, clearly half expecting you to play another trick on him, when a
different voice rang through the sound system of your room. "Y/N? Do you
have a moment?”
Tony. What can I do for you?“
you, by any chance, been messing around with your powers?” Tony’s voice
sounded strained but you couldn’t quite work out why.
Looking over to Loki, who was
slowly backing out of the room to completely avoid the conversation, you
answered, “I was… testing a few things out, yeah. Why?”
you know which room is directly under yours?“
you said slowly, sensing that this wasn’t going to end well and that Loki had
indeed made the right decision to flee before getting dragged into it.
let me tell you. It’s my lab.“
You clasped a hand over your
mouth as you realised what he was trying to say. You’d only ever lived on the
ground floor before; using your powers to affect the local gravity had never
bothered anyone else because there was no-one below to bother. Now, that
clearly wasn’t the case.
Silently bringing up JARVIS’s
camera shots of the lab on your computer screen, you saw a scene of absolute
mayhem. Half of the lab was in zero-g whilst the other had a gravity comparable
to Saturn. So, whilst the Iron Man suits were being crushed into tiny cubes of
metal, Tony was floating around the room, barely able to tell which way was up
For someone that spent so much
time whizzing and flying around, he really
didn’t seem to be enjoying zero gravity.
Holding back a laugh, you whispered,
"Tony, I’m so sorry. What can I do?”
me down from here!“ he shouted, his calm finally breaking. He hit the
ground with surprising force and let out a deep groan, holding his chest
tightly. Judging by the way the colour drained from his face, you feared that
he’d managed to break at least two ribs on impact.
Looking directly at the camera you
were watching, Tony groaned, "You and I are going to have a serious talk
Maybe it would have been better
to be swallowed by the black hole, after all.