super nintendo meme

WALUIGI IS A SPORTAROBBIE FUSION

ROBBIE WEARS RED
SPORTACUS WEARS BLUE
THAT MAKES PURPLE
HE HAS A HAT AND SPORTACUSES MUSTASHE
HE’S A GRUMPY SELFISH PRICK BUT HE’S ALSO REALLY ATHLETIC AND A TOTAL DWEEB
HE HAS A SUPER DEFINED CHIN

NOT TO MENTION SPORTACUS HAS A GEM IN HIS CHEST

BACKSTORY IS A MYSTERY AND HE JUST SHOWED UP ONE DAY
SPORTACUS AND ROBBIE FELL IN LOVE AND FUSED AND LEFT LAZYTOWN BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO START A FRESH NEW LIFE TOGETHER


BONUS:

SPORTACUS IS HALF BLUE LAPIMAR AND HALF HUMAN
EXPLAINS HIS SUPER STRENGTH AND HOW HE CAN FUSE WITH ROBBIE

ANOTHER BONUS:
THEIR FUSION SONG