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Let me tell you about Fawful in Mario Party.

LET ME FUCKING TELL YOU.

FAWFUL WILL NOT COMPETE IN NO MOTHERFUCKING MARIO PARTY.

no.

FAWFUL WILL MOTHERFUCKING RUN A MOTHERFUCKING MARIO PARTY!

He is going to design all the stages to have his face slapped all over them.

He’s going to steal both Princess Peach’s and Bowser’s castles (again), make board games out of them, and claim them as his own. AGAIN.

BOWSER IS NOW A PLAYABLE CHARACTER. Fawful will make him a playable character so Wario better move his fat ass and make room for Bowser.

ALL MINIGAMES NO MATTER WHAT WILL BE 3 VS. 1. AND THAT ONE WILL BE BOWSER.  ALWAYS.

And much forcefeeding will commence.

And bodily inflation will happen to the losers.

Toad is now fired.  Midbus will be giving out the stars in his place. And these stars will be made of CAKE.

Cake baked by Fawful. You heard it from Bowser: Fawful is a pretty good chef.

ALL OTHER NPCS WILL NOW HAVE TO WEAR GREEN BEANIES WITH SWIRLY GLASSES.  THIS INCLUDES THE KOOPALINGS.

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In conclusion, Fawful will turn Mario Party upside down and it will be purely for his personal entertainment.