super magic power man

Okay guys, this is about LANOLIN LADY
  • Senor Starcat: right on
  • Senor Starcat: graah! bug bites on bottom of feet succck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
  • Senor Starcat: Okay I was at a pharmacy today, and saw lanolin cream....
  • Senor Starcat: You know what lanolin cream is for?
  • Versesca: No I don't
  • Senor Starcat: NIPPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
  • Senor Starcat: Its nipple cream
  • Versesca: omg why
  • Senor Starcat: I know
  • Senor Starcat: D:
  • Versesca: Why do you..
  • Senor Starcat: I picked it up cause Im like lanolin lady, lanolin cream
  • Senor Starcat: lanolin is stuff secreated from sebaceous glands of goats and sheep
  • Senor Starcat: so basically puss for nipples
  • Versesca: nipple puss lady is a terrible name
  • Senor Starcat: omfg
  • Versesca: i'm crying
  • Senor Starcat: there is probably more uses for it, but as far as google says, that is its main purous
  • Senor Starcat: perpose
  • Senor Starcat: purpose
  • Versesca: yeah probably
  • Senor Starcat: lan·o·lin/ˈlanl-in/
  • Noun:
  • A fatty substance found naturally on sheep's wool.
  • Synonyms:
  • lanoline
  • Senor Starcat: Lanolin (German, from Latin lāna, "wool", and oleum, "oil"), also called wool wax or wool grease, is a yellow waxy substance secreted by the sebaceous glands of wool-bearing animals.
  • Senor Starcat: . It is frequently used in protective baby skin treatment and as a treatment for sore nipples in breastfeeding mothers.
  • Versesca: that's so weird
  • Senor Starcat: http://images.bizrate.com/resize?sq=500&uid=651941319
  • Senor Starcat: I cant stop laughing