super gusher

Eating a SUPER GUSHER

Okay, so I’m going to eat this monstrosity.

Okay, now KEEP IN MIND.  This super gusher is made of THREE BAGS OF GUSHERS AND FIVE FRUIT ROLL-UPS.  I don’t know how you intend to make yours, but for the love of all that is decent and sacred in this world.

DO NOT EAT IT ALL AT ONCE.  YOU WILL GET SO, SO SICK.

The first bite.  Savor it, but don’t forget to bite hard and get through that tough outer layer of fruit roll-up.

The making of a SUPER GUSHER

(please, if you plan on making this monstrosity, wash your hands before doing any of this.)

I began with three packs of gushers (two tropical and one strawberry)

Then I laid them down on four fruit roll ups.

the next part was really tricky because these things are NOT as sticky as you’d think, but i managed to roll up those four rollups into a ball around the gushers.

Yeah, lookin’ sexy.  But we’re not quite done yet.

I wrapped a final fruit roll up around it to make it rounder and help it stay together.

Look at it.  It’s like the philosopher’s stone of bad decisions.