super frog

Over the weekend, Val and I were doing work around our new house, and I was fixing something in the backyard.

While I was out there I saw a tiny black dot that seemed to be moving…

I assumed it was a bug, but I investigated further, finding out that it was THE TINIEST FROG IN THE WORLD!

I have no idea what kind of frog it is, but it was super cute and I love it.

After saying hi, becoming best friends, and introducing it to Val, I put it back where I found it.

I hope it grows up big and strong.

FYI, that’s the tip of my index finger…that’s how small this frog was.

The Frog Saga

So in a nearby college’s science building, a geologist had set up a very interesting display. 

It was his collection of gemstone frogs.

There was a derpy frog!

A judgy orange sunny frog!

A simple frog!

A short frog!

A bumpy toad!

A salty, taunting, tongue-out frog!

And there were even two lizards who had somehow made their way into the collection…here is one of them…

Reminds me of some @orochihigh​ things going down right now…..

There was a super shiny opal frog!

But I took a liking to 2  frogs in particular. 

who is she

CELESTINE

and…

sOAPY.

I’ve never really had an OTP until now.

official frog emoji rankings

really smooth, a good boy

squishy, super friendly, minimalism is key

retro!!

wide grin fat face this boy is a super good frog!! perfectly proportioned

like samsung this boy is perfect hes a bit slimier too!!

minimalist boy!! i trust him

a frog for the white moms of facebook trying to understand memes, i trust him but he is probably used for evil

shiny boy! very wet

another minimalist boy!! hes pure! i hope he does well

quite vibrant, i love him

hes kinda sad but hes very cute inside and wishes to spread love

hes happy, but very anime. i dont really trust him but he could prove himself

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the punchline is that i still haven’t figured out how to draw allura