super extra late to the party

johnlock date night ideas:

  • the opera/ballet which is secretly sherlock’s favorite and he never tells john that because he doesn’t think john would enjoy it but finally john catches on and he surprises sherlock with tickets and sherlock gets a little wobbly and john kisses him and they both have a really nice time
  • sherlock takes john to a planetarium. they sneak in boxes of milk duds and share sticky kisses and giggle in the back and learn nothing at all. 
  • they go to all these tiny little restaurants, little hole-in-the-wall places where sherlock knows the owner, or the cook, or the waiter, and they get forkfuls of samples brought out hot from the kitchen and sometimes tours of the kitchen or asked their opinion on the menu, and there’s always a candle, even if sometimes it’s just a tea light that john had hidden in his coat pocket 
  • cinema. they go to a super late night showing of something that’s been out for a while so they’re the only ones in the theatre, and they get a huge bucket of popcorn with extra butter, and then talk and yell at the screen and finally when sherlock deduces they end they just slouch down in their seats and make out like teenagers.
  • crashing parties. weddings, corporate receptions, open houses, stag dos, whatever they can find. the game isn’t to go eat all their hor d’oeuvres, obviously, though they do, the game is to see if they can get in, to see how long they can stay, to see if they can sham their way through it. john, somehow, is better at this than sherlock, which baffles sherlock and to which john responds only, “we had very different uni experiences i think.” 
  • museums, and this one is actually serious, which surprised sherlock at first. but john gets really into it, and he likes to read all the plaques (he takes forever) and they get into these big debates about different styles of art and the british colonial thefts and what should be done with the artifacts now, and sherlock actually ends up taking a few cases to help resolve some ownership issues and return some debated artifacts to the rightful owners when he’s able.  
  • sherlock pulls a few favors and finally gets john up behind the face of big ben, and they slow dance to the sound of the rain on the clock face, to the sound of the clock’s machinations, to the sound of their hearts beating in sync with the rhythm of their city.
  • and they laugh, and they kiss, and they run and chase and dare and risk and come home, and it could be fantastic or it could be mundane and it doesn’t matter what they do, not really, because they can finally do it together.   
Halloween with Tom Holland ‖ Headcanons

Requested: nope, but I thought this was fun :)

Warnings: swearing, short writing, biased writing (I could be totally wrong w my assumptions oops)

A/N: IK THIS IS LATE DON’T KILL ME! I was super tired from Halloween since I threw a party (check out my side blog @lowkeycaleigh for pics) shameless plug + I had no time to write :( but I think this is easier to picture since Halloween just passed??

  • You and Tom were the most EXTRA couple on Halloween

  •  Y'all planned months in advance for your costumes
  • The 3 options were Peter Pan and Tinker Bell, Angel and Devil, and the Joker and Harley Quinn (which is overused but it worked for u 2)
    • obviously no Spider-Man and MJ (bc Marvel wouldn’t let Tom use the suit duh)
  • But by popular demand, you and Tom chose the Joker and Harley Quinn
  • You bought red and blue hair chalk, green for Tom, and both costumes months before Halloween
  • bro the pRICE WAS EX-PEN-SIVE

Y: “Tom you better wear this for the next 2 years because istg it’s hella expensive”

T: “Babe it’s okay we’re rich”

  • 2 weeks before Halloween, Tom was on hiatus so y'all flew over to Tom’s hometown for Halloween with the Hollands
  • Dom and Nikki were super happy you guys could make it
  • The whole Holland crew wore different costumes:
  • Dom and Nikki as vampires, Sam as Harry Potter, Harry as Superman, and Paddy as Batman
    • don’t fight me on this I actually have no fuckin clue

  • You helped transform the Holland household into the best👏fucking👏haunted👏house👏ever
  • I’m talking fog machines, pressure plates, a cannon that shot fake blood, mechanical zombies, etc etc
  • Y'all built a small separate building made out of PVC pipes for this
  • Never again, never again
  • Once it was finished, Tom took a test run and jumped so much he almost peed his pants😂

  • You both were determined to be that lit house during the annual block party
  • You know, that one house that gives out king size candy bars, has the best decorations, hands out loads of said candy bars, has the best costumes, etc etc
    • Also bc Tom may or may not have had a grudge against the house across the street??

  • You, Sam, and Harry went out to go get the candy a week before Halloween because all the good stuff would be gone

*Harry, grabbing 8 bags of king-size candy bars*

Y: “Are you sure?”

S: “She’s right.. grab another bag mate”

H: “Good idea”

  • That’s when you realized you weren’t only dating a dork, but that dork of a bf also had dork brothers 😂

  • Once you got home, Tom and Paddy snuck a bag of candy into Paddy’s room
  • You were searching around for your hair straightener when you heard a bunch of crunching and snicker-ing (haha get it)

*You, walking into Paddy’s room* “Hey, Tom have you seen my straightening iron-”

Tom and Paddy both whipped around

Tom with chocolate smeared over his mouth while he was trying to do that diy hack of sealing the plastic bag of candy shut using an iron

  • it was no literally no use they already ate ¾ of the bag

And Paddy, who had 3 kit kats in each hand omg

T: “Um no,,,,”

You’d give him that look and he’d give you puppy dog eyes

Paddy wanted to trade his candy for popcorn bc he knew his older brother was boutta get w h o o p e d in the ass😂

T: “Uh- did I ever tell you how gorgeous you look, my love??”

Your facial expressions were fucking priceless

T: “I love you???”

Poor Tom

  • The day (or night) came when Halloween was finally here
  • everyone was h y p e d
  • Tom was decked out in a velvet purple blazer, yellow tie, etc etc…. but he made it WORK
  • Then again, when he saw you his jaw dropped to the ground
  • You in that costume was STUNNING to say the least

T: “Babygirl, you’ll drive me crazy all night”

Y: “Hands off hun, I only date bad boys” (+ the Harley Quinn attitude yesss)

Y: “I’m joke-ing” haha get it

  • You and Tom took a mirror pic of y'all in costume and #couple goals tbh
  • Harrison commenting “You stole my costume idea Y/N”
    • fight me on Haz’s salty ass

  • An hour before you guys started trick or treating, Nikki came up to y'all

N: “Guys, is it okay if Paddy comes to trick or treat with you?”

T: “Mum, we’re not kids anymore”

P: “But mummm I’m a teenager now??”

  • Yeah I’m sure Paddy’s got friends to trick or treat with😂

  • You and Tom were definitely ones to throw a kickass Halloween party, but this year y'all reprised the role of being kids at heart and trick or treating with the fam
  • Y'all started trick or treating early so you could get the good stuff
  • There were a lot of people who noticed Tom, even in his green hair, and stopped him for pictures welp
  • There was this one old lady who didn’t recognize Tom ir what he was supposed to be😂
  • There was a neighborhood haunted house that nearly scared the shit out of Tom
  • T: “That clown jumped out of fucking nowhere!”
  • Y: “Uh-huh whatever you say, babe”
  • There were a bunch of houses whose owners were lazy and left the bowls unsupervised candy outside
  • Big mistake amirite
  • Y'all were like yeet and took a handful
  • Harry took sm he almost took the damn bowl
  • But Harry wasn’t that one fucker who did take all the candy *coughs* my sister *coughs*
  • You all ended up filling your pillowcases to the brim with candy ayeee

  • When you all got home, you all spilled your candy into piles and started trading pieces like the kids you are
  • Tom got the reeses, Sam the York bars, Harry with kit kats, and Paddy with Hershey bars
    • don’t fight me on this either😂

*Harry, holding up a fun-sized candy bar* “Look, Tom, it’s the size of your dick!1!1!”

T: “Oh shut up, that’s not true”

S: “Yeah I’m sure Y/N can vouch for that”

*You, almost choking on a candy bar*

T: “Yep, that’s what I can get her to do”


  • But after that (and I’m still screeching over what I just wrote), you all watched Halloween movies while eating said candy
  • You guys ate so much you’d end up with a candy hangover the next day
  • That night ended with you and Tom researching costume ideas for next year definitely not thinking of making another one of these on Halloween

  • hands down, the best Halloween ever :))

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You Again Part 9

Originally posted by jjeonguk

pairing: jungkook x reader x jimin

genre: fluff/angst + college au

word count: 1295

part one two three four five six seven eight nine ten 

For the entirety of the following week, you buried yourself under piles and piles of books as you focused all your time and energy on the finals. This was such that you wouldn’t have so much free time because free time only meant that your brain would be left to wander about Jeon Jungkook and after what happened previously, that was the last thing that you needed.

You barely let yourself out of your room, only going out when it was absolutely necessary. You didn’t want to risk the chance of having to face Jungkook at this point in time. You knew you were too close to your breaking point, such that if you saw him now, you wold completely break down. It was stupid but a part of you knew that you just couldn’t face him.

“Okay everyone, stop writing. The paper’s over.” your professor exclaimed as you let out a sigh of relief having just finished your final sentence seconds before the exam ended. The gruelling week of finals had finally ended, leaving you physically and mentally drained.

What with the whole Jungkook incident and all the torturous studying you did recently, your brain was ready to combust at any second and you needed to get some alcohol into your body; to feel the buzzing thrill of a high.

“Y/N, wanna go to a party later?” Jaeeun asked. 

“Sure” you replied nonchalantly.

“Oh come on, give yourself a bre-“

“-wait a minute, did you just say yes?”

“Yeah I said okay, why not?”

“Damn Y/N, where is my best friend and what have you done with her. Are you sure you haven’t been possessed or something?”

“No, I haven’t” you laughed, looking at the priceless look on your best friend’s face. “Everything’s just been super stressful lately, so I just wanted to get a little booze in my system.”

“Well, okay. Whatever you say.” Jaeeun broke out in a grin and you couldn’t help but replicate her expression.

This time around, it didn’t even take Jaeeun’s extra prompting for you to readily agree to hit up a party with her. At this point, you were basically down for any kind of party as long as it promised a jaw-dropping amount of intoxicating liquids and a night of regrets - a lethal combination which you craved oh so badly.

And so, without a mutter of complaint you slipped into the nearest body con dress you could find - a red number that would have all the guys dropping their pants - and met Jaeeun outside your residential hall to go to the party together.

On the entire walk to the party, you fiddled with the end of your dress which ended snugly below your ass. It was way too promiscuous compared to what you usually wore but tonight you just craved to feel wanted; to see others’ eyes on you. You were going to forget about all the discomfort of the dress after a few drinks anyway. Without so much as a second thought, you headed into the source of the deafening music.

It wasn’t long after you stepped into the house when you spot a familiar head of chestnut brown hair. Please don’t let it be him. Please don’t let it be him. Your prayers, however, were left apparently unanswered as Jungkook turned around, a look of recognition lighting in his eyes.

Thankfully for you, Jaeeun immediately pulled you away to get some drinks and he had lost you in the crowd of mangled bodies. To reasons unbeknownst to you, you drank every cup of alcohol that was given to you that night - something the usual you, a more sensible version of your current state, would never do.

In your drunken stupor, you soon found yourself at a table downing shots with Jin. You vaguely remember the two of you catching up after not seeing each other for so long but that’s all that you can recall. You whole memory is hazy anyways and now that finals were over, you just wanted to forget everything that happened in the past week. Ah screw it. It’s just one night. What’s the worst that can happen anyway? And that was how you ended up downing shot after shot, giggling stupidly at Jin’s completely lame jokes.

Your energy level only rose as the sky outside gradually turned into a pitch black. Soon enough, you were completely drunk, it wasn’t as though you alcohol tolerance was high in the first place but tonight you had really outdone yourself. You were basically headed on a straight path to hangover city and the trip would be anything but smooth come tomorrow morning.

“Cheers!” you shouted to no one particular as you continued to force more shots down your throat. You usually found the taste of alcohol to be bitter and unpleasant but the more you drank, the more you wanted.

“Y/N?” Jesus, put that shot down.” You were shocked to see Jungkook and your brain told you to walk away but the drunk you always went against your will and your hands naturally engulfed him in a hug.

“Kookie, I missed you. Did you miss me?” you blurted out without even realising what you had just said.

“I did.” and he wasn’t lying. He missed you so much in the past 36 days that you two had stopped talking, and yes he had been keeping track. He had never seen you so drunk before and as he watched the way you relentlessly gulped down any alcohol you could find, he wondered what happened to you in the past month and why you were in this state - with cheeks stained red and tear marks still clearly evident on your face.

“Come on Y/N. Let’s get you home.” Without another word, he carried you onto his back.

“Jeon Jungkook put me down!”

“I want to drink moreee” you whined, thrashing around on his back as Jungkook simply waited until you calmed down a bit before trudging back to the dorms

“Ah Y/N, have you gained weight? Why are you so heavy?” Jungkook exclaimed with you still on his back.

“Rude ass, I have not!” You head drooped down on his shoulder as your weight pressed down on his back more, but in all honesty, Jungkook didn’t mind. Not one bit. Not when he could finally talk to you and finally be in such close proximity to you, even if you were drunk out of your mind at least he was the one carrying you back and the whole way back, a crooked smile remained plastered on his face.

“Y/N, room key.” Jungkook finally arrived outside your dorm room. Surprisingly, you were an easy drunk and other than a little slight fidgeting, you barely moved or even talked as he was piggybacking you back.

“Purse, front pocket” you mumbled under your breath, words barely comprehensible. If you hadn’t whispered just beside his ear, Jungkook wouldn’t even have been able to decipher what you just said.

Jungkook had rummaged through your entire purse and even went to the extent of taking each item out one by one just to find your key but lady luck hadn’t been on his side as his efforts came futile. This idiot must have forgotten to take her room key again. Jungkook let out a long exhale, pondering what he should do now that there was no way he could bring you into your own room.

Thinking about it though, maybe lady luck had been on his side because this meant that he had an excuse to bring you to his room first and maybe when you sobered up, the two of you would be able to properly talk for the first time after a long while…

author’s note: I hope u liked this chapter! I know it was kinda short but I think it’s one of my fav chapters so far cos it’s more fluffy-ish and less angsty. thank u for readingg & ur comments/asks/msgs are alw appreciated and welcome <3

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anonymous asked:

Hello! My birthday's ended on a rather... empty note,,, so I was wondering how would tfp optimus, bumblebee and ratchet would celebrate their human s/o's bday?? Thank you so much for your hard work!

(I’m so sorry this is so late!!!  DX  I hope these will make up for it somewhat.)

Optimus Prime:  

  • They say Primes don’t party, but for you, he’ll make an exception ;)
  • When you first get to base, he gathers everyone for an important announcement.  Once everyone is paying attention, he simply smiles and says it is the celebration of your creation anniversary.  You flush from all the attention. 
  • Unfortunately, he can’t spend the entire day with you, much as he might like to, but he’s going to punch Megatron extra hard in the face for making him late for your birthday.
  • He calls Fowler and pulls a few strings so that you can go for a ride in one of those super secret awesome newfangled military fighter planes while you wait!  
  • He’d prefer to just spend the afternoon with you alone, going to some of your favorite vacation spots via the ground bridge, but if you wanted to stay at the base and party with the others, he’s more than fine with that.


  • He’s so excited he can hardly control himself!
  • All of the birthday parties he’s seen on tv seem like so much fun!  He can’t wait to plan one for you!  
  • He takes you into town (in holomatter form of course) and buys you nearly the entire party store.  (And by “buy”, I mean he will stuff things in your cart and sheepishly wait while you go pay for them because what even is Earth money, amiright?  He’ll make it up to you later, he promises.)
  • After you get back, he’ll start working on decorating the base.  You’re more than welcome to help as well, if you like.  Ratchet tries to explain that humans aren’t supposed to prepare their own parties, but Bumblebee shoos him off.  You can do whatever you want.  It’s your birthday.  And besides, he enjoys doing fun activities like this with you.
  • Once the base is decorated to your liking, it’s time to start the party!  Raf and Miko get one of those outdoor light show projectors and queue up a bunch of your favorite songs to play.  June also arrives later on with pizza and soda because sometimes the bots forget that humans need to eat.  ^___^’


  • He acts like he’s not even paying attention to you while you drop not so subtle hints about it being your birthday.  In fact, he seems even grouchier than usual for some reason.
  • After a while he tells you that he’s extremely busy, and he needs you to go somewhere else for a few hours.  Here take the ground bridge which just so happens to have the coordinates set for your favorite place in the world.  Yes, yes, what a fascinating coincidence.  Now please get out.
  • You spend the day taking in the amazing sights around you, but it’s spoiled somewhat by the fact that you’re here alone.  You plan on giving Ratchet a piece of your mind when you get back to base.
  • You’re left in total shock however, when you step through the ground bridge again to find the Autobots waiting for you and the entire base decorated for a party.  “Surprise!!!”
  • Ratchet laughs and picks you up to place on his shoulders.  He’s sorry for tricking you earlier, but he had to make sure that you didn’t catch on to his plans.
  • It’s nice to be able to see Ratchet’s fun loving side for a change.  He may be a constantly stressed out doc bot, but this ambulance sure does love to party!  ;)

I know I’m super late to the party but that scene in Sense8 when Lito and Sun are extra connected and Lito starts feeling all of these strong emotions and pain and hopelessness, it’s so great to me because we know most of that is coming directly from sun, the pain of cramping added to the emotional distress of the situation she finds herself in, and yet Sun is completely stoic through most of it. It’s just such a neat way to show how tight a rein she holds on her emotions, but to still let the audience know that she feels these things just as deeply as anyone else would. I just… love Sun

“Theres no way in hell I’d fall in love with someone like you”-Nate Maloley

Your brother Jack was always throwing parties. You were never able to study or even get stuff done. “Jack please, I have a job interview with the design team for Chanel. I need to get some sleep”,you pleaded. “Look, its Skate’s birthday tonight, and I promised Madison i’d throw one since shes in town”,he said. “Your parties last like 3 or even 4 in the morning Jack. This job interview means alot to me. I worked my ass off to get here in my life”,you said raising your voice. “Look, i’m older okay. I don’t care about a stupid little job interview, you probably wouldn’t get it anyways’,Jack said rolling his eyes. You were on the verge of crying and you ran up to your room. You laid in bed crying yourself to sleep.

Hours later you wokeup to raging music and people yelling. You decided to take the opportunity to have some fun. You put on a sexy dress, did your hair, and put on some makeup. You walked downstairs and caught every eye in the house. Random guys tried to dance with you, but you just pushes them off. “What the hell are you wearing?”,Jack said annoyed. “Look, you’re right. I’m not going to get the job, so i’ve decided to have some fun”,you said taking a shot out of someone’s hand and drinking it. “No, go change. You look like a hooker”,jack said taking your hand and leading you to the stairs. “Last time I checked, you girlfriend is wearing the same thing”,you said yanking your arm back and disappearing into the crowd of people.

Originally posted by genniside

You wandered around your house looking for something to drink. “Hey lil mama, want a drink”,you heard someone say. You turned around and saw Nate, one of your brothers good friends. “What the fuck, (y/n)? Is that you?”,he said shocked. “Hey Skate ,you said hugging him. How’s tour been”. “Amazing”,he said. “Damn its been what 3 years since i’ve seen you?”,he asked. “Yea, I think so. Last time I saw you, it was at my graduation”,you smiled. “Well, you ain’t in highschool no more huh”,Nate said looking you up and down. “Yea, guess your right”,you said smiling.

Originally posted by feliinoh

You and Nate were hitting it off pretty well. You felt something, although you’d probably never date him, I mean he’s known for using and dropping girl at the blink of an eye. “You know the only reason I’m even at this party is because”- “What you missed me”,Nate interrupted. “Well yea, but I was just trying to have fun for once. Before everyone got here, Jack and I had a fight about something that doesn’t matter anymore”,you said. “What was it, if you don’t mind me asking. Maybe I could help”,he said. “Well, I got a job interview with the designers of Chanel. They saw my sketches and designs and they loved them. But Jack said I’d probabky wouldn’t get the job so why bother”,you said looking down. “Are you fucking kidding me lil mama? You’re amazingly talented. I’ve seen your designs on Insta. Why don’t you go for it?”,Nate asked. “Jack’s parties last till late hours in the night, I’d never get enough sleep”,you said looking at him. “Jswazz went back to Omaha for the week, I’ve got an extra bed back at my apartment”,Nate said. “You wouldn’t mind?”,you asked. “No, not at all. Plus this party is super lame, suckest birthday party ever. Wheres the weed”,Nate said laughing. “Let me go get my bag, thank you Nate. I owe you one”,you said hugging him.

Originally posted by close-as-stranger

Once you reached Nate’s apartment, you walked up the three flights of stairs. Nate was getting his keys out to unlock the door. “Hey, thanks again. When I become a fashion designer, I’ll be sure to repay you”,you said smiling. Suddenly Nate dropped his keys and put his hands on either side of your head and kissed you. You kissed back and immediately felt sparks and passion. Nate’s hands started to roam your body. You opened the door without breaking the kiss. He picked you up and went toward the bedroom. The kiss was passionate and full of lust. “Are you sure, I don’t want to take advantage of you”,he said putting your hair behind your ear. You nodded you head and proceeded to kiss him.

Originally posted by ourmagiclovestory

The next morning you wokeup to your alarm on your phone. You looked around and noticed your bra was on the ceiling fan above you. You looked to your side to see Nate sleeping with his arm around you. You got dressed and did your makeup/hair perfectly for the interview. “Goodluck lil mama”,Nate said with a groggy voice. “Oh, um thanks”,you said. “I’ll call you later?”,He said. “It’s okay, you don’t have to”,you said kissing his cheek. “Why not, I really like you”,he said getting up. “No, no you don’t. And thats fine. Lets not tell Jack”,you said kissing his cheek. “I’m serious, I really like you. C’mon after your interview let me take you to lunch”,he said taking your hand. “No Nate!”,You shouted. “Why the hell not!”,he shouted back. “Because theres no way in hell I’d fall in love with someone like you!”,you yelled. You walked out of the room. “What the fuck why? I really like you”,Nate said grabbing your arm making you face him again. “Nate let me go, i’m gonna miss the interview”,you said trying to get out of his grip. “No, what does the mean (y/n)”,he said letting you go. “I know you Nate, I know what you do to girl. In highschool you slept with all my friends and dumped them like trash the next day. The only reason you didn’t sleep with me is because I was gilinsky’s little sister.”,you said. “Look I was a kid then, not anymore. I wanna get to know you, I wanna kiss you and call you mine”,he said putting your hair behind your ear. “Look I need to go, thanks again for letting me stay”,you said kissing his cheek. You gathered your things and headed toward the door. “C’mon let me show you i’ve changed. Let me take you on a date”,he said smiling. You couldn’t help but smile back. I mean look at those dimples. “Okay Nate, One date”,you said smiling. “Awesome lil mama, you won’t regret it”,he said kissing your cheek and slapping your ass on the way out. 

Originally posted by perfectfeelings

2 years later, a lot has changed. I mean you’ve become Chanel’s number one designer. You also started your own collection of clothes and makeup. You’ve been dating Nate for about 2 years now. Jack wasn’t the happiest but he came around. And even more exciting new, tonight is the night you tell everyone your engaged and planning on getting married in June.

Originally posted by dudeperfectinstyle

Habits (Trolls Fanfic)

I just couldn’t resist and made a fanfic of the movie. I hope you like it! Also, I noticed Branch had a sort of gym in his bunker, so I thought that surely he worked out, haha. Bear with me.

AO3  /  FF.NET (soon)

*Shortly after the movie*

The Trolls are finally living again in the Troll Tree in the middle of Bergen Town, without the cage. Life is beginning to be actual cupcakes and rainbows.

A big Party is being organized to celebrate the new friendship between Trolls and Bergens and Poppy stays up until late to finish all the invitations. She’s not the only one awake, she realizes. Old habits die hard.

Poppy stayed up until late that night to finish all the invitations. She was usually quite fast while scrapbooking, but now there was another whole town to give one to, so it was only natural she had to work extra hard. Not to mention that the double amount of time was required.

It was already late enough that it wasn’t “late” anymore but “early”, the sun would be rising soon. She put away all the invitations carefully so she could deliver them the next day and yawned. She realized that she unconsciously had made Branch an extra super special invitation like always.

She didn’t have to anymore, of course. Branch had his true colors now, and she knew he would be coming to the party. But, she smiled fondly to the perfectly scrapbooked invitation with tired eyes, she guessed old habits died hard.

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Interrogation Tactics

Summary: Peridot realizes just how tired being on a ship with Jasper makes her. Although, maybe ‘tired’ isn’t the right word.
Alternatively: the real reason Lapis hates Jasper and Peridot. 

Rating: Explicit 

Pairing: Jasper/Peridot

Author’s Note: Yeah, I’m super late to the party with this one. Whoops. My life is stupid busy right now and I was already a slow writer to begin with. Still, I hope you enjoy it!

Based on a terrible conversation I had with @fluffkills involving Jasper, Peridot, and their inability to get anything done while they’re in the same room together. It’s also my (early!) submission for the first prompt of @jaspidot-sunday (well, SINday for me). Please go check it out!

And extra thanks to @swirlybutt-mcmangocunt for looking this over for me! I don’t know what I would do without you.

Also, I gave Peridot a tentadick because it made wall sex easier to write. That sentence also sounded better in my head.

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anonymous asked:

Merry birthday, Nagisa!

Masaru: Oi, Nagisa… be a little more excited, why don’t ya?! It’s your birthday! Your day of birth! We’re having a party! Why are you being so boring?

Nagisa: Well, it’s not that I’m ungrateful, I just… 

Extra Super Duper Special Announcement!

Starting in August, cards that were previously limited will be rereleased. Gacha SSRs and SRs released between September and April are returning to the game. The returning cards are


  • [Pumpkin Party] Airi Totoki 
  • [White Witch] Kanako Mimura 
  • [Crystal Snow] Anastasia
  • [Burning Present] Akane Hino
  • [Puri Puri Usamin] Nana Abe
  • [Heart★Overflow] Mika Jougasaki
  • [Happy Whip] Miria Akagi
  • [Luxury Memory] Mizuki Kawashima
  • [Night Wind’s Invitation] Kaede Takagaki
  • [Youthful Romance] Miho Kohinata
  • [First Class Fire Fist] Takumi Mukai
  • [Rose Fleur] Momoka Sakurai 
  • [First Look] Arisu Tachibana
  • [Emotional Beat] Natsuki Kimura


  • [Halloween Nightmare] Koume Shirasaka 
  • [Sweet Christmas] Kyoko Igarashi 
  • [Late Bloomer] Karin Domyoji
  • [Small Confidence] Tamami Wakiyama
  • [Pretty Pastry] Yuka Nakano 
  • [Black Gem’s Shine] Chiaki Kurokawa
  • [Hardworking/Neko-chan] Miku Maekawa
  • [Self-Proclaimed Cuteness] Sachiko Koshimizu

Note: SSR [Dream Covered Clover] Chieri Ogata, SSR [Heat & Beat] Riina Tada, and SR [Healing Full Moon] Shizuku Oikawa will not be returning likely do to the wording in that update’s description, which is different than other updates. It’s suspected that they want to avoid a false advertising lawsuit.

I hate to say I told you so

No I don’t.  I told you so.

Dear Followers,

We’ll likely get better scans later, but here’s the announcement I already saw coming.  Trucy and Ema have been officially announced along with hat dude who we’re not sure who is yet.

Bonus points, there’s Trucy in the detention center.  Extra bonus points, hat dude is looking super comfy.  I hope he makes friends with Phoenix instead of being a culprit so the two of them can dress incredibly casually and be lazy bros.

-The Mod