super extra late to the party

johnlock date night ideas:

  • the opera/ballet which is secretly sherlock’s favorite and he never tells john that because he doesn’t think john would enjoy it but finally john catches on and he surprises sherlock with tickets and sherlock gets a little wobbly and john kisses him and they both have a really nice time
  • sherlock takes john to a planetarium. they sneak in boxes of milk duds and share sticky kisses and giggle in the back and learn nothing at all. 
  • they go to all these tiny little restaurants, little hole-in-the-wall places where sherlock knows the owner, or the cook, or the waiter, and they get forkfuls of samples brought out hot from the kitchen and sometimes tours of the kitchen or asked their opinion on the menu, and there’s always a candle, even if sometimes it’s just a tea light that john had hidden in his coat pocket 
  • cinema. they go to a super late night showing of something that’s been out for a while so they’re the only ones in the theatre, and they get a huge bucket of popcorn with extra butter, and then talk and yell at the screen and finally when sherlock deduces they end they just slouch down in their seats and make out like teenagers.
  • crashing parties. weddings, corporate receptions, open houses, stag dos, whatever they can find. the game isn’t to go eat all their hor d’oeuvres, obviously, though they do, the game is to see if they can get in, to see how long they can stay, to see if they can sham their way through it. john, somehow, is better at this than sherlock, which baffles sherlock and to which john responds only, “we had very different uni experiences i think.” 
  • museums, and this one is actually serious, which surprised sherlock at first. but john gets really into it, and he likes to read all the plaques (he takes forever) and they get into these big debates about different styles of art and the british colonial thefts and what should be done with the artifacts now, and sherlock actually ends up taking a few cases to help resolve some ownership issues and return some debated artifacts to the rightful owners when he’s able.  
  • sherlock pulls a few favors and finally gets john up behind the face of big ben, and they slow dance to the sound of the rain on the clock face, to the sound of the clock’s machinations, to the sound of their hearts beating in sync with the rhythm of their city.
  • and they laugh, and they kiss, and they run and chase and dare and risk and come home, and it could be fantastic or it could be mundane and it doesn’t matter what they do, not really, because they can finally do it together.   

I know I’m super late to the party but that scene in Sense8 when Lito and Sun are extra connected and Lito starts feeling all of these strong emotions and pain and hopelessness, it’s so great to me because we know most of that is coming directly from sun, the pain of cramping added to the emotional distress of the situation she finds herself in, and yet Sun is completely stoic through most of it. It’s just such a neat way to show how tight a rein she holds on her emotions, but to still let the audience know that she feels these things just as deeply as anyone else would. I just… love Sun

anonymous asked:

Hello! My birthday's ended on a rather... empty note,,, so I was wondering how would tfp optimus, bumblebee and ratchet would celebrate their human s/o's bday?? Thank you so much for your hard work!

(I’m so sorry this is so late!!!  DX  I hope these will make up for it somewhat.)

Optimus Prime:  

  • They say Primes don’t party, but for you, he’ll make an exception ;)
  • When you first get to base, he gathers everyone for an important announcement.  Once everyone is paying attention, he simply smiles and says it is the celebration of your creation anniversary.  You flush from all the attention. 
  • Unfortunately, he can’t spend the entire day with you, much as he might like to, but he’s going to punch Megatron extra hard in the face for making him late for your birthday.
  • He calls Fowler and pulls a few strings so that you can go for a ride in one of those super secret awesome newfangled military fighter planes while you wait!  
  • He’d prefer to just spend the afternoon with you alone, going to some of your favorite vacation spots via the ground bridge, but if you wanted to stay at the base and party with the others, he’s more than fine with that.

Bumblebee:

  • He’s so excited he can hardly control himself!
  • All of the birthday parties he’s seen on tv seem like so much fun!  He can’t wait to plan one for you!  
  • He takes you into town (in holomatter form of course) and buys you nearly the entire party store.  (And by “buy”, I mean he will stuff things in your cart and sheepishly wait while you go pay for them because what even is Earth money, amiright?  He’ll make it up to you later, he promises.)
  • After you get back, he’ll start working on decorating the base.  You’re more than welcome to help as well, if you like.  Ratchet tries to explain that humans aren’t supposed to prepare their own parties, but Bumblebee shoos him off.  You can do whatever you want.  It’s your birthday.  And besides, he enjoys doing fun activities like this with you.
  • Once the base is decorated to your liking, it’s time to start the party!  Raf and Miko get one of those outdoor light show projectors and queue up a bunch of your favorite songs to play.  June also arrives later on with pizza and soda because sometimes the bots forget that humans need to eat.  ^___^’

Ratchet: 

  • He acts like he’s not even paying attention to you while you drop not so subtle hints about it being your birthday.  In fact, he seems even grouchier than usual for some reason.
  • After a while he tells you that he’s extremely busy, and he needs you to go somewhere else for a few hours.  Here take the ground bridge which just so happens to have the coordinates set for your favorite place in the world.  Yes, yes, what a fascinating coincidence.  Now please get out.
  • You spend the day taking in the amazing sights around you, but it’s spoiled somewhat by the fact that you’re here alone.  You plan on giving Ratchet a piece of your mind when you get back to base.
  • You’re left in total shock however, when you step through the ground bridge again to find the Autobots waiting for you and the entire base decorated for a party.  “Surprise!!!”
  • Ratchet laughs and picks you up to place on his shoulders.  He’s sorry for tricking you earlier, but he had to make sure that you didn’t catch on to his plans.
  • It’s nice to be able to see Ratchet’s fun loving side for a change.  He may be a constantly stressed out doc bot, but this ambulance sure does love to party!  ;)

so i’ve been consuming a lot of batman media lately and i’ve come to the conclusion that rent in gotham must be super cheap but at the cost of extortionate insurance filled with clauses that sound bullshit but Totally Aren’t

  • “Why is there a clause that specifically excludes… ‘damage done to property by third parties due to altered perceptions of reality’????”
  • “What do you mean I’m not covered for frozen pipes bursting in mid summer? How- how does-”
  • “I mean you pay an extra premium for that 'damage from overgrown and/or sentient and/or enraged vegetation’, but when you live near the parks in Gotham you don’t wanna take any chances.”
  • “What does it mean when it says 'the client is liable for all damages caused while under the influence of joker toxin’?”
  • “Medical insurance has 3 pages on Scarecrow gas. Help.”
  • “Wait so if my shit gets wrecked by Batman chasing down Joker then it’s not covered under Joker Tax? Then why the hell am I paying it?!”

and then

  • “Lawyers are the highest employing profession in Gotham for a reason.”
  • “the most overworked, too.”

( @starspangledunionjack helped me come up w/ some of these)

“Theres no way in hell I’d fall in love with someone like you”-Nate Maloley

Your brother Jack was always throwing parties. You were never able to study or even get stuff done. “Jack please, I have a job interview with the design team for Chanel. I need to get some sleep”,you pleaded. “Look, its Skate’s birthday tonight, and I promised Madison i’d throw one since shes in town”,he said. “Your parties last like 3 or even 4 in the morning Jack. This job interview means alot to me. I worked my ass off to get here in my life”,you said raising your voice. “Look, i’m older okay. I don’t care about a stupid little job interview, you probably wouldn’t get it anyways’,Jack said rolling his eyes. You were on the verge of crying and you ran up to your room. You laid in bed crying yourself to sleep.

Hours later you wokeup to raging music and people yelling. You decided to take the opportunity to have some fun. You put on a sexy dress, did your hair, and put on some makeup. You walked downstairs and caught every eye in the house. Random guys tried to dance with you, but you just pushes them off. “What the hell are you wearing?”,Jack said annoyed. “Look, you’re right. I’m not going to get the job, so i’ve decided to have some fun”,you said taking a shot out of someone’s hand and drinking it. “No, go change. You look like a hooker”,jack said taking your hand and leading you to the stairs. “Last time I checked, you girlfriend is wearing the same thing”,you said yanking your arm back and disappearing into the crowd of people.

Originally posted by genniside

You wandered around your house looking for something to drink. “Hey lil mama, want a drink”,you heard someone say. You turned around and saw Nate, one of your brothers good friends. “What the fuck, (y/n)? Is that you?”,he said shocked. “Hey Skate ,you said hugging him. How’s tour been”. “Amazing”,he said. “Damn its been what 3 years since i’ve seen you?”,he asked. “Yea, I think so. Last time I saw you, it was at my graduation”,you smiled. “Well, you ain’t in highschool no more huh”,Nate said looking you up and down. “Yea, guess your right”,you said smiling.

Originally posted by feliinoh

You and Nate were hitting it off pretty well. You felt something, although you’d probably never date him, I mean he’s known for using and dropping girl at the blink of an eye. “You know the only reason I’m even at this party is because”- “What you missed me”,Nate interrupted. “Well yea, but I was just trying to have fun for once. Before everyone got here, Jack and I had a fight about something that doesn’t matter anymore”,you said. “What was it, if you don’t mind me asking. Maybe I could help”,he said. “Well, I got a job interview with the designers of Chanel. They saw my sketches and designs and they loved them. But Jack said I’d probabky wouldn’t get the job so why bother”,you said looking down. “Are you fucking kidding me lil mama? You’re amazingly talented. I’ve seen your designs on Insta. Why don’t you go for it?”,Nate asked. “Jack’s parties last till late hours in the night, I’d never get enough sleep”,you said looking at him. “Jswazz went back to Omaha for the week, I’ve got an extra bed back at my apartment”,Nate said. “You wouldn’t mind?”,you asked. “No, not at all. Plus this party is super lame, suckest birthday party ever. Wheres the weed”,Nate said laughing. “Let me go get my bag, thank you Nate. I owe you one”,you said hugging him.

Originally posted by close-as-stranger

Once you reached Nate’s apartment, you walked up the three flights of stairs. Nate was getting his keys out to unlock the door. “Hey, thanks again. When I become a fashion designer, I’ll be sure to repay you”,you said smiling. Suddenly Nate dropped his keys and put his hands on either side of your head and kissed you. You kissed back and immediately felt sparks and passion. Nate’s hands started to roam your body. You opened the door without breaking the kiss. He picked you up and went toward the bedroom. The kiss was passionate and full of lust. “Are you sure, I don’t want to take advantage of you”,he said putting your hair behind your ear. You nodded you head and proceeded to kiss him.

Originally posted by ourmagiclovestory

The next morning you wokeup to your alarm on your phone. You looked around and noticed your bra was on the ceiling fan above you. You looked to your side to see Nate sleeping with his arm around you. You got dressed and did your makeup/hair perfectly for the interview. “Goodluck lil mama”,Nate said with a groggy voice. “Oh, um thanks”,you said. “I’ll call you later?”,He said. “It’s okay, you don’t have to”,you said kissing his cheek. “Why not, I really like you”,he said getting up. “No, no you don’t. And thats fine. Lets not tell Jack”,you said kissing his cheek. “I’m serious, I really like you. C’mon after your interview let me take you to lunch”,he said taking your hand. “No Nate!”,You shouted. “Why the hell not!”,he shouted back. “Because theres no way in hell I’d fall in love with someone like you!”,you yelled. You walked out of the room. “What the fuck why? I really like you”,Nate said grabbing your arm making you face him again. “Nate let me go, i’m gonna miss the interview”,you said trying to get out of his grip. “No, what does the mean (y/n)”,he said letting you go. “I know you Nate, I know what you do to girl. In highschool you slept with all my friends and dumped them like trash the next day. The only reason you didn’t sleep with me is because I was gilinsky’s little sister.”,you said. “Look I was a kid then, not anymore. I wanna get to know you, I wanna kiss you and call you mine”,he said putting your hair behind your ear. “Look I need to go, thanks again for letting me stay”,you said kissing his cheek. You gathered your things and headed toward the door. “C’mon let me show you i’ve changed. Let me take you on a date”,he said smiling. You couldn’t help but smile back. I mean look at those dimples. “Okay Nate, One date”,you said smiling. “Awesome lil mama, you won’t regret it”,he said kissing your cheek and slapping your ass on the way out. 

Originally posted by perfectfeelings

2 years later, a lot has changed. I mean you’ve become Chanel’s number one designer. You also started your own collection of clothes and makeup. You’ve been dating Nate for about 2 years now. Jack wasn’t the happiest but he came around. And even more exciting new, tonight is the night you tell everyone your engaged and planning on getting married in June.

Originally posted by dudeperfectinstyle

Habits (Trolls Fanfic)

I just couldn’t resist and made a fanfic of the movie. I hope you like it! Also, I noticed Branch had a sort of gym in his bunker, so I thought that surely he worked out, haha. Bear with me.

AO3  /  FF.NET (soon)

*Shortly after the movie*

The Trolls are finally living again in the Troll Tree in the middle of Bergen Town, without the cage. Life is beginning to be actual cupcakes and rainbows.

A big Party is being organized to celebrate the new friendship between Trolls and Bergens and Poppy stays up until late to finish all the invitations. She’s not the only one awake, she realizes. Old habits die hard.


Poppy stayed up until late that night to finish all the invitations. She was usually quite fast while scrapbooking, but now there was another whole town to give one to, so it was only natural she had to work extra hard. Not to mention that the double amount of time was required.

It was already late enough that it wasn’t “late” anymore but “early”, the sun would be rising soon. She put away all the invitations carefully so she could deliver them the next day and yawned. She realized that she unconsciously had made Branch an extra super special invitation like always.

She didn’t have to anymore, of course. Branch had his true colors now, and she knew he would be coming to the party. But, she smiled fondly to the perfectly scrapbooked invitation with tired eyes, she guessed old habits died hard.

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Interrogation Tactics

Summary: Peridot realizes just how tired being on a ship with Jasper makes her. Although, maybe ‘tired’ isn’t the right word.
Alternatively: the real reason Lapis hates Jasper and Peridot. 

Rating: Explicit 

Pairing: Jasper/Peridot

Author’s Note: Yeah, I’m super late to the party with this one. Whoops. My life is stupid busy right now and I was already a slow writer to begin with. Still, I hope you enjoy it!

Based on a terrible conversation I had with @fluffkills involving Jasper, Peridot, and their inability to get anything done while they’re in the same room together. It’s also my (early!) submission for the first prompt of @jaspidot-sunday (well, SINday for me). Please go check it out!

And extra thanks to @swirlybutt-mcmangocunt for looking this over for me! I don’t know what I would do without you.

Also, I gave Peridot a tentadick because it made wall sex easier to write. That sentence also sounded better in my head.

AO3: [link]
Fanfiction.net: [link]

Extra Super Duper Special Announcement!

Starting in August, cards that were previously limited will be rereleased. Gacha SSRs and SRs released between September and April are returning to the game. The returning cards are

SSR

  • [Pumpkin Party] Airi Totoki 
  • [White Witch] Kanako Mimura 
  • [Crystal Snow] Anastasia
  • [Burning Present] Akane Hino
  • [Puri Puri Usamin] Nana Abe
  • [Heart★Overflow] Mika Jougasaki
  • [Happy Whip] Miria Akagi
  • [Luxury Memory] Mizuki Kawashima
  • [Night Wind’s Invitation] Kaede Takagaki
  • [Youthful Romance] Miho Kohinata
  • [First Class Fire Fist] Takumi Mukai
  • [Rose Fleur] Momoka Sakurai 
  • [First Look] Arisu Tachibana
  • [Emotional Beat] Natsuki Kimura

SR

  • [Halloween Nightmare] Koume Shirasaka 
  • [Sweet Christmas] Kyoko Igarashi 
  • [Late Bloomer] Karin Domyoji
  • [Small Confidence] Tamami Wakiyama
  • [Pretty Pastry] Yuka Nakano 
  • [Black Gem’s Shine] Chiaki Kurokawa
  • [Hardworking/Neko-chan] Miku Maekawa
  • [Self-Proclaimed Cuteness] Sachiko Koshimizu

Note: SSR [Dream Covered Clover] Chieri Ogata, SSR [Heat & Beat] Riina Tada, and SR [Healing Full Moon] Shizuku Oikawa will not be returning likely do to the wording in that update’s description, which is different than other updates. It’s suspected that they want to avoid a false advertising lawsuit.

I hate to say I told you so

No I don’t.  I told you so.

Dear Followers,

We’ll likely get better scans later, but here’s the announcement I already saw coming.  Trucy and Ema have been officially announced along with hat dude who we’re not sure who is yet.

Bonus points, there’s Trucy in the detention center.  Extra bonus points, hat dude is looking super comfy.  I hope he makes friends with Phoenix instead of being a culprit so the two of them can dress incredibly casually and be lazy bros.

-The Mod