super cool rattata

which of the following is the most iconic pokemon phrase:

1. “Hey, you know my super-cool RATTATA? My RATTATA is different from regular RATTATA. It’s like my RATTATA is in the top percentage of all RATTATA.”

2. “Hi! I like shorts! They’re comfy and easy to wear!”

3. “Our servers are experiencing issues. Please come back later.”

pokemon go prediction: every once in a while, your smartphone will randomly notify that you have a message; you pick up the phone and you realize that the message left says nothing more than “remember my super cool rattata? my rattata is different from regular rattata. it’s like my rattata is in the top percentage of rattata.”