Panda: I just got a new dating app on my phone!!! It’s super cool!
Ice bear: so now you will get rejected by girls on a new platform?
Panda: *sadly* …….yes……..
Ice bear: ….. *hugs* ice bear is sorry he dragged you too hard.
What stereotypes (not necessarily bad ones), can you share with us about Norwegians?
We don’t like talking to strangers, or eyecontact. Basically, dON’T LOOK AT US OR TALK TO US leave us alone
We’re really freaked out when going to the UK and the US because of you greeting us with: “How are you?” without actually meaning it. WHY??
Most of us are really patriotic, and we totally have a silent (or not so silent) feud with Sweden and Denmark, mostly because they “owned” us for a while and we didn’t become an independent country until 1905. Basically, we make a lot of fart jokes about swedes and danes. Mostly about the swedes (but we actually like them quite a lot but don’t tell them shhh)
We love nature! We love taking hikes and walks, there’s a lot of ski-enthusiasts (i’m not one of them because of my not-so-excellent coordination)
Sometimes we go to the UK to pillage
Norwegians go to Denmark and Sweden to buy cheap beer and candy, because we’re expensive as FRICK.
We’re expensive as frick.
Most norwegians are agnostic
We’re super cool
We ride polar bears in the streets and when we’re 18 we get a polar bear license. Mine’s named Torvard.
Our queen once froze our entire kingdom in the middle of the summer, but she unfroze it with the help of sibling love
Or national anthem is Let it Go/La Den Gå
Eurovision is the most important event of the year