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Inside the Big Gay Ice Cream Shop

Some super belated Beefy Bucky exchange art for @lasenbyphoenix

I ended up pinch hitting for them after a few people were unable to, Izzy and I are super sorry you had to wait this long and are really greatful you stuck with us.

I shouldnt be typing this up at like 2am because my brain is potato but they wanted some Bucky in bedclothes. I’m sorry it wasn’t drawn by Steve as mentioned in one of the previous asks lalskdng but I don’t think my style + pencil brushes would have fit so I ended up doing some artistic liscence with it. However I was able to add in the Monty Python reference and quirky mug (thank you izzy for mug inspiration B) ).

I hope this is okay asdfasdf

@beefybuckyswap

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october 12: holy moly my blackwatch zine bundle came in (really fast too; 1-day shipping 😍) and it is stunning. this thing is also super beefy and heavy, each page is thick and has a nice gloss to it, and the goodies came out so well. i couldn’t be happier with my purchase! gonna give this bad boy a read; i browsed through all the art and read the first few pages. it’s very well-written. i really believe i’m in blackwatch. the organizers were very honest about the content (so far that i’ve seen); the relationships could be interpreted as ship-y or not which is great. superb job all around. thank you so much @blackwatchzine! i hope to see you organize another!

Inktober Day 3 - This is for the poor followers who followed me for thorki stuff but I pretty much do 90% Loki (I love Thor to bits but… super beefy guys just aren’t my muse). I think I’m sticking to a flower crown theme for a while- Thor’s flowers are clover, buttercups and poppies.

You can spot my caffeine intake in my shaky lines ugh

So remember that Godzilla design I did? I finally got around to actually drawing the rest of its body. By now it should be clear that this design is basically just ShinGoji with skin, but I just love Shin’s silhouette so much! I mentioned before that it’s incredibly well-balanced, with each part of it contributing in a different way to the overall image of the perfect giant monster. The massive legs provide much of its bulk, while the spry digitigrade feet ensure that it always looks like it should be moving, rather than simply sitting on the ground anchored by its own weight. The tiny arms make its anatomy distinctly inhuman, and ensure that its shoulders don’t break the overall conical shape of its upper body, which makes it look incredibly stable when placed on top of its massive legs. The ridiculously long tail serves multiple purposes, with its girth adding to the overall weight of the creature and making it look even more stable on its feet, while its extreme length draws attention to the wake of destruction the creature leaves behind it, and its highly mobile nature gives the whole design a sense of flow and energy that the otherwise stiff monster might not have. Finally, the five rows of densely packed dorsal fins give the back a powerful forward arch and further exaggerate its bulk, in addition to just looking cool and aggressive. The monster doesn’t move much, but its outline is incredibly dynamic, emphasizing its perpetual march forward, so even when it’s standing still, it always looks like it’s doing something.

People like to claim that ShinGoji doesn’t look like it can fight because of its tiny arms, but I disagree. The arms are short and skinny, but they’re organized much like a bird’s legs, with huge muscles at the base, and hardly any in the extremities. Godzilla’s deeply-keeled sternum and super beefy shoulders are all packed full of gigantic muscles meant to put as much power as possible behind its claws, while the arms’ short length sacrifices grasping range for sheer power, defensibility (they’re hard for an opponent to grab onto), and a surprising amount of speed due to the high twitch speed and short lever attachments of the muscles involved. With this in mind, Godzilla probably fights much like a sumo wrestler: ramming into its opponent with its chest and maintaining control with its arms while using its powerful legs and tremendous bulk to overpower and knock down its foe. Its low center of mass and wide stance make it particularly hard to topple over in this scenario. At moderate ranges, beyond the reach of its arms and head, it would likely attack with its colossal tail.

I sincerely hope this isn’t how the Aligned Continuity is going to end.

● Megatron is MIA.

● There’s another Council on Cybertron.

● Starscream tried to cope with his issues but is now defeated and passed out… for now.

● Optimus is?? Alive again?? After being dead?? And it’s hinted that most of Cybertron doesn’t like him when he is the most lovable dad, unbelievable.

● Bumblebee is still rounding up Cons and dangerous artifacts with his ragtag team. What could possibly go wrong?

● Recently incarcerated Decepticons have a major beef with Bee and friends on Earth. Will they stay in jail forever? Probably not.

● As far as we know, MEGATRON HAS STILL NOT BEEN HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR HIS DECEPTICON STRAGGLERS. Nor have we heard of him going on trial.

● What happened to Miko, Raf, and… that… other kid, with the dead lizard eyes…(Jack! That’s his name.)

● Also I guess Windblade just decided to fuck right off this plane of existence, whatever it’s fine. (It’s not. Where is she and what is she doing?? She was blessed with all these powers… now what does she do?)

● Also why is Optimus still like super beefy if there isn’t a threat of war? Or is there still a threat??

● SOUNDWAVE. IS STILL. BACK IN THAT DAMN DIMENSION….

… I’m not mentioning Rescue Bots because at least last season’s finale had CLOSURE, so tbh everything from that show now is just icing on a perfectly fluffy-cute tasty cake at this point.

anonymous asked:

sorry if I'm not the first person to say this but John should be way higher on the Jock scale. Guy is super beefy. He bullied caliborn and has a natural charisma. By homestuck standards he's a huge jock.

Chad John Egbert beat up Incel Caliborn

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Bird Lady still doesn’t have a name, but now she does have a NEMESIS! I needed her to fight someone for one of my class final illustrations. 

So, this is King. She’s…I don’t know if she’s the hero or just someone who has beef with bird lady. She’s king cobra themed because bird lady is based on a secretarybird and king cobras are probably too big for them to stomp. It made sense to me okay.

Bonus probably non canon doodle of King as a snake person (snerson) because I haven’t decided if she has powers aside from just being super beefy

The Sklance Cowspiracy

Lance likes cows. Lance is from Cuba. A famous cow in Cuba is named Ubre Blanca. Blanca means White. So does Shiro. Shiro was a cow in a previous life. He is super beefy. Keith’s dad has a Texan accent. So Keith’s dad HAS to be a cowboy and by proxy Keith is one too. This is why Keith and Lance are attracted to Shiro. It’s destiny.

(This is just a silly idea. It is not meant to actually be a headcanon.)

- Mod Shiro

anonymous asked:

What do you think Iwaoi's parents are like?

Hmm, interesting ask! here are my hc’s for Iwaoi parents:

Iwaizumi:
- Iwaizumi’s dad is literally a replica of Iwaizumi but stockier! He has super beefy arms and strong thighs (´▽`) he’s also very short but has this huge booming voice so he is by no means a ‘small presence’
- Iwaizumi’s mum is small and petite, but fiesty. SO FIESTY. She is extremely sharp-witted and can destroy you with a single comment. but she’s also very loving and protective of her baby boy ♡ 

Oikawa:
- Oikawa’s mum is a smol cinnamon roll. so sweet, so gentle. She’s calm and caring and always listens. She also makes the best bento boxes 👌
Oikawa’s mum is also good friends with Iwaizumi’s mum and the two often send each other extra food they have made using their sons as a means of delivery
- Oikawa’s dad is practically the opposite of Iwaizumi’s. He’s quiet and collected. Always thinking carefully before he speaks. A very tall, lanky man who wears large glasses because his eyesight isn’t too great.
Due to his work he is away most of the time, often gone for months at a time. Oikawa’s mother worried how his lacking presence would affect Oikawa and from a young age showered her son with extra affection (hence his slightly egotistical personality). But she is now comforted with Iwaizumi as his best friend