super art fest

SO IS NOBODY GONNA TALK ABOUT BABA GANOUSH AND GEFILTE FISH GDI, IF NOT THEN I’M THE PROUD ONLY MEMBER OF THE BABAFISH BANDWAGON

headcanon is that Baba is a father figure to Vash, while Gefilte is the same to Sammy. As passionate and remarkable old members of the kosher and halaah aisles respectively they are basically by default each other’s enemies and do their best to teach their younger products their own beliefs and to continue the hate between the aisles, both denying the fact that for a long time they’ve actually had the hots for each other. Which makes them star crossed lovers *plays the sad guitar*

In the orgy they finally let go and made out, following the example of their bagel/lavash sons and since then they’ve been happy husbandos. Hava nagila

Also because of their relationships with Sammy and Vash, the bread boys feel slightly awkward when finding out about the affair of the jar dads, even though they otherwise were happy about it. Because, y’know, your father figures gaying it out basically makes you siblings

MY AMOUNT OF REGRETS IS THE SAME AS THE AMOUNT OF EXTRA VIRGIN OLIVE OILS VASH GETS. WHICH IS 0 *blasts out of the room*