sup jake

Y’know, watching stories about monsters, mysteries, and murderers on the phone when you’re trying to get a good night sleep in isn’t the best idea — just in case, ‘cause I’m sure that you had no idea already. You can refer to me as your savior, alright? I’m always here for you. Also, yes, I just drank a pot of coffee on my own. Sleep is for the weak. I don’t even like coffee like that, what in the world am I doing?

Figgins took away my scooter.

Said I could get it back when I actually went to class. This kind of sucks. Anyway it looks like people are actually following me on this thing. Sup’ I’m Jake.