do you want to come up to my kingdom in your attic? i live in your attic, it’s where i keep all me things. oh here’s a fair warning mate, you got a dirty ceiling up here. you might wanna scrub the tops of it. i just wanna let you know, right, you got ceiling mice. you got ceiling mice up here - you got a WHOLE clan of borrowers.
“ ‘Optimist’ is not to be confused with 'optometrist’, a word meaning 'healthcare professional who performs eye exams’. Though both can be dangerous.” - Lemony Snicket (A Series of Unfortunate Events s01 e07)