Jaspenor fans, don’t despair. The showrunners didn’t make both Jasper and Eleanor wonderful with Sarah Alice for nothing.
We know, or may be, very good parents who’ve had very bad parents. Eleanor’s parents, we can grade on a sliding scale. Jasper’s were a horrorshow
With abusive parents, if you emerge just intact enough, you have a blueprint of everything not to do. You’re also probably a bit of a kid yourself, since it wasn’t safe to be one the first time around. So you can understand some things regular adults can’t. And you’re a little more fun, too.
So, after seeing a very good therapist, Mr. and Mrs. Your Sort of Royal Jeleanor will be great parents.
We just need to work on getting E! to reunite Jasper and Eleanor before the season’s end, a campaign I’ve started by tweeting E! and telling them they better reunite Jasper and Eleanor before season’s end. I’m not going into this dark time with Jasper in Las Vegas and Eleanor swinging on a chandelier in Monte Carlo with Beck.
Twitter E! at @e_entertainment. End of season episodes have been reshot at the last minute. They have the technology! Now they just need u$ - the preciou$ viewer - to help make their revenue dream$ come true.