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Pizza Cologne

Smell like obesity with the newest line of cologne from Demeter – the pizza cologne. This intoxicating fragrance will leave you smelling like a greasy, artery-clogging, freshly sliced piece of pizza that just came out of the oven. Garlic stick cologne sold separately.

$19.99

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Hey everyone! Here are a few photos of hand-painted canvas shoes I’ve made. In the future, I’m hoping to open a shop on Etsy, so here’s a preview of designs that people can buy. I primarily paint shoes based on famous works of art (Monet’s water liles, Van Gogh’s Starry Night, Frida Kahlo’s portraits), but I would love if people sent me some suggestions about what/who else to paint! For now, I’ll be creating designs on shoes my own size so people can choose what they want based on what they’ve seen. I’m not sure when I’ll open the shop (probably once I actually some more money), but until then it’s cool if people send in suggestions or “pre-order” any of these designs to make sure I make yours first once this business gets going! Thanks -alasia :)

I Will Not Be Your Father Condoms

Protect your rock hard lightsaber from the the dark side of sexual intercourse with the “I will not be your father” condoms. Just look at what happened to Anakin – he failed to use protection – couldn’t handle the responsibility, and became Darth Vader. Don’t be that guy.

$3.95

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