summon failed


Lavender (a cat druid): *crit fails summoning bees*

DM: Your arms swell with the buzzing of thousands of bees. They’re magical, so they know not to sting you, but you can’t get rid of them and now your arm are swollen up with unreleased bees flying around in them.


This is during a very vicious basketball game that took up the entire session.

This is a rewrite of the jail scene from 2x12, for all of us that are bitter with how it went. Hope this brings you all at least a sliver of peace. 

After Alec comes back from Magnus’, he feels so agitated and uneasy, that even the fact that he banished Azazel back to Hell with a single arrow doesn’t help his mood, his pride pushed fully aside in favor of racing thoughts. He reports mechanically to the Clave, leaving out certain details that stick to his mind and ignite his suspicious nature.

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Fire and Infernal

For context, this is a 5e homebrew campaign. We’re a party of 7 including 2 tieflings (a bard and a warlock) and a satyr fighter. The tavern we had been staying in caught fire and burned down thanks to a failed demon summoning by an NPC, but luckily the whole party managed to get out. As we hunted in the wreckage for the inkeeper, who hadn’t got out in time, a bunch of city guards arrive.

DM: The guards quickly surround you, their spears aimed and ready to strike.

Satyr (OOC): Wait, do they think we did it?

Tiefling bard (OOC): Are you surprised, after you pulled out your flaming sword in the middle of the tavern?

Satyr (OOC): Nothing caught fire!

Human monk (OOC): Not then, it didn’t.

Tiefling bard: I take a step forward, hands up, and say “We didn’t cause this. The inkeeper is still-”

DM: As soon as you step forward, the Captain of the guard draws his sword and has it at your throat. The spears close around you.

Guard Captain (DM): I’ll have no excuses from you, demon child.

Tiefling warlock: *Lets out a snarling, furious torrent of improvised Infernal for a good 5 seconds*

Tiefling warlock (OOC): Shall I translate?

DM: …No, I think we get the gist of it.

We were arrested.

JSEgo Fusions - Marvelsepticeye and Antiaverage

Fusions aren’t a new thing of course, but I have a few ideas and headcanons that I wanna get down. I guess this will be a mini series for now, because I want to experiment with combinations (and it’s a good opportunity to try out different poses!). Under the cut will be headcanons for both of these fusions and links to the others as the series continues.

Note: This is based on the idea that all of the egos have the potential to fuse with one another. Whether they actually fuse or not is up to personal preference.

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No Son Of Mine, Peter + Yondu, Chapter 1

Yondu Udonta is many things, but a good father ain’t one of them - despite his best efforts.

Peter Quill is many things too, several of which he denies. Of these, the one he denies most stridently is when his captain calls him ‘son’.

In which making the shift from 'heavily abused Kree slave’ to 'captain’ to 'father’ is a long and painful journey, for everyone involved.

CN: moderate child abuse, mentions of serious past child abuse

Yondu’s thought processes can be conveyed through simple flow diagrams. One thing leads to another, leads to another, leads to the next.

This isn’t to say he ain’t smart. In fact, if there’s one lesson he’s learned since Stakar slashed his name from the official Ogordian Archives and sent him and his crew out into the big bad galaxy, it’s that oftentimes it’s safer to pretend to be a helluva lot dumber than you are. But at the same time, Yondu’s a doer, not a thinker. No endless pontification or pouring over the outcome of an action; nosiree. He’d rather just do it, and deal with the shit that hits the fan only once the stinky brown gunk is airborn.

You want money? You steal money.

You want respect? You earn it.

You wanna be captain? You prise that golden flame off your predecessor, by force if you gotta.

For every problem there’s a solution, and where Yondu’s mind fails to summon one up, his experience always provides. Which is why when Peter refuses to stop crying five whole hours after Yondu yanks him away from his dead carrier and his granddad, Yondu does what had been done to him a thousand times as a child.

He slaps him.

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Wait For It (M)

The last part of the series collaboration with @taesthetes and @optosomnio

Catalyst series: Seokjin / Yoongi / Hoseok / Namjoon / Jimin / Taehyung / Jungkook 

Kim Namjoon. 3 880-ish words. Mildly graphic smut. Demon AU.

At first sight, Kim Namjoon is a man you know not to fuck with. It’s not because of the perfectly tousled hair, the reflection dawned shoes, precisely tailored suit, and reeking professionalism that borderlines vanity. But then again, who wouldn’t have an ego the size of a sun when they’ve built an entire empire under the name of Kim Corps that made billions and known worldwide?

Filtered city lights splay over tangled sheets and stark limbs. Feather-like kisses upon shoulders, neck and that spot just under his ear that makes him go crazy. Bare chest pressed flush into his back, knowing what it does to him, knowing he can’t resist. Mellow lips draining away the last of his rationale and he almost, almost tells himself to fuck it, it’s just a company he built from scratch (plus with a bit of help from his fellow friends –tycoons actually– that aided him in giving him a jump start to his career –but yes, scratch).

Namjoon sighs, delighted or conflicted, he’s not so sure.

“Come back to bed, Joon.”

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anonymous asked:

which are your fav blogs? need more quality ones to follow such as yours :*

I have quite a lot of blogs I adore! They’re all lovely people and quite talented to the point I swoon in envy. Fair warning: I will update this ask because I’ll most likely slip up.

If I’ve missed any of you, please, you’re free to mention your blog as well! 

@feanope @eomer @gaolcrowofmandos @writinggecko @lady-yen-bug @lady-kaaesien @tolkien-in-beleriand @eomer @lesbianjason @hazelnutshippingco @sinicalsylveon @simariethehawk @mirandatam @inkstranger @heart-of-rivendell @gisbcrnn @acommonanomaly @maiaofmischief @elrondd @ten-summoners-fails @tea-and-acorns @feaquinya-ithiliel @exploringcastleoblivion @yunalesca @sorrowssinger (sorrowsinger has a main blog) @saintvader @soraniizu @astorey91 @valinorbound @varaenthefallen @pippychick @nature-and-starlight @darkchestsofwonder @gotlembas @alia-andreth

Some of these blogs I’ve mentioned are Tolkien-centric while others aren’t; various fandoms, life, amusing posts–all those. Some reblog headcanons, some make lovely gifs while others reblog and share lovely pictures, some write wonderful and draw just as gorgeously, some reblog interesting [historical] facts and similar. I believe they have the right to be known! 

I hope you find these blogs to your liking, Anon! I’m not sure what you’re seeking, but I hope you find it in my suggestions. :)


Summary: At their wedding, Yuuri spoke lovingly of how Victor had surprised him ever since day one - a day years ago, when Yuuri was young and Victor skating in the Junior World Championships.

Now, years later, Victor wonders what would happen if one day, he can no longer surprise Yuuri. 

For victuuri week day one (Victor: Surprises)

word count: 1k

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“From day one, he never failed to surprise me,” Yuuri says into the microphone, his eyes soft, glancing at the Victor at his side before going back to surveying their guests. “Ever since I was little and I saw his Junior World Championships in Bulgaria. I fell in love with his skating then. It was beautiful, and every season was a new character he wore, a new surprise for the audience,” he chuckles, “The biggest surprise of them all, I suppose, was that moment in the onsen.”

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I erected the temple
but the Goddess did not descend

She might have tried
but been lost in the roiling clouds
tossed to tumble by the harsh winds
that snapped the shafts
sending the pennons fluttering
into the boiling river
roaring through it’s narrow defile,

I lit the scented braziers
anointed my pride with oils
and prostrated myself
before her image
praying as fervently
as the last acolyte of a dreaming God,
seeking an ecstatic vision
to prove true devotion
can draw down the sacred

But the night is silent

Naked and unashamed
I have danced deep into darkness
before the altar
open to the gaze of the unworthy
seeing many moons
grow and then fade,
I offered my essence
in hopes of absolution
striving to show how deep
my belief in the higher goes
as the sacrament proferred
fell untouched over and over,

Or so I have begun to believe,
it is not a failure
on either parties part
that my summons have failed
to entice a union between
worship and desire,
Perhaps instead
I have invested too much
in a barren bleak place,
A place unworthy to receive her

It may be time
To move the temple

Ashe’s Yugioh fics

I’ve been meaning to make a post for a while now that hosts all the fics I’ve written, both on here and AO3, because I have a few one-shots I’ve posted here and not to AO3, and they get lost in the unorganised mess that is Tumblr. So here’s a full list! All of them are pretty much puzzleshipping, or at least implied in some one-shots. Both lists go from oldest to newest, and have brief summaries on them. Please enjoy!


One-shots on Tumblr (10):

The Doctors- 886 words- Yami expressing his worry about seeing a doctor to Yugi while they are in the waiting room. 

Falling for Yugi- 1.2K- Done to a series of ‘what happens now?’ prompts from @ilpickle,involving Yugi teaching Yami how to skate.

I want ur baby AU (from the AU created by @shiirojasmine)- 1.4K- A small scene exploring Atem and Yugi in this universe.

Valentine’s Day puzzle prompt- 760 words- Short little puzzle prompt done to suggestions from my sis!

Chocolate- 497 words- Done to the prompts ‘under 500 words,’ ‘chocolate,’ and ‘luffas’ given by @aria023

Real Estate- 2K- Yugi is a real estate agent trying to sell a mansion. The downside is its haunted, and the ghost is overly friendly with Yugi, but not so much with the clients.

His Eternal Soul AU- 2.4K- The opening set up for the AU made by @improcrasti, done as a one-shot-  Atem’s plans for immortality go horribly wrong, and Yugi accepts something he has no idea will change his future forever.

Three Gods AU- Space Runaways one-shot- 4.7K- Yami’s introduction scene from @shiirojasmine’s Three Gods AU, from the Space Runaways AU lifetime- Atem and Yugi are on the run from the intergalactic police when Yugi’s ship crashes into a nearby planet, and Atem finds himself making a deal with the local back alley doctor to save Yugi’s life.

Three Gods AU- Mob Boss Yugi one-shot- 1.2K-  A scene from @shiirojasmine‘s Three Gods AU, from the Mob Boss Yugi lifetime. Focuses on a tense moment between the three boys and the repercussions with Yugi and Atem afterwards.

Darkness- 684 words- The darkness of the puzzle, and the warmth inside. Done to a prompt of ‘darkness and light’.


Fics on AO3 (12):

The Living Daylights- 121K- Complete

A Monster World AU
Yugi was just your average Beast Tamer trying to get by in life. After one fateful encounter, he finds his world beginning to turn upside down, and everything he though he knew was changing.
But there are secrets hidden behind everything, and not everyone is who they seem to be. The mysteries of the past begin to unearth themselves, and Yugi will have to decide just who he can trust among the deception and shadows.

Awkward Encounters- 2K- One-shot

One-shot written to two AU prompts (with implied Puzzleshipping):
“Mutual drunk friend called BOTH of us to pick them up from a party well this is awkward” AU
“Your email address is one letter different from my friend’s so I keep emailing you by mistake” AU

The Beast Within- 79K- Complete

The land had always been split into two kingdoms at war with each other. In this realm full of beasts- powers that humans could summon to take on the shape and form of a creature to fight with- those with their power awakened were considered the strongest.
And all Yugi wanted to be was a knight, to escape his boring palace life. That was, until everything changed. After ending up on the wrong end of a kidnapping, and meeting a strange man wielding their beast, Yugi begins to question everything he thought he knew.

Halloween Special- 2K- One-shot

When both you and your partner want to wear the same Halloween costume, there’s only one way to sort it out- play a game, of course.
Halloween Special, done with prompts taken here on Tumblr, suggested by @shiirojasmine​ and @starrysailor​ 

Code of Silence- 10K- Long-shot- Complete

“Well, this is going just perfectly, isn’t it?” Atem chuckled. “I find myself in such interesting situations that it’s amazing I consistently top them.”
“You’re going to get yourself killed one day, you know.” Yugi narrowed his eyes.
“Oh? You think so?”
“My gun thinks so.”
Crimelord!Atem and cop!Yugi.

Sparks- 3.6K- One-shot

After an exciting encounter with the local electrician, Yugi develops a crush on the man, and is willing to do anything to see him again.

Date with an Incubus- 3.4K- Smut-shot [nfsw]

Atem’s date with his office crush ends up not quite the way he expected.

Photo Opportunity- 4.7K- Smut-shot [nsfw]

Yami ends up in hot water when he accidentally sends his boss a dick pic. Things don’t go quite as he expected it when he sees his boss’s reaction to it.
Based on this post.

Trial and Error- 36K- Complete

To ensure a peace treaty is made between the humans and the dragons, a marriage is proposed between royalty of both species. It was just Yugi’s luck that he would be the one representing the humans, getting married off to a man he had never met in an unfamiliar land. It’s going to take quite a bit for Yugi to find the good side in all of this, but like all things in life, all it takes is a little trial and error.

Opportunities in Unexpected Places- 25K- Complete

Every century, the surrounding villages must choose a human to sacrifice to the ‘Great Beast’ of the mountain. No one knows anything of it, but fear its wrath should they fail to provide.
Yugi finds himself as this century’s sacrifice, given no real choice in the matter. He thinks he’s walking to his early grave, unaware of just wait awaits him at the mountain. 

Currents- 58K- Complete

In the middle of a war, Yugi Mutou, a general in the Domino Empire, is tasked with the government’s latest Weapon of War; an android like no other, meant to turn the tide in their favour. Atem is not what he seems though, and Yugi quickly discovers the dark truth, suddenly finding himself having to teach an android how to be human again.

The Prince and King- 72K- Ongoing- On hiatus

After another failed summoning to get out of prison, Yugi gets into a long conversation with his roommate, which yields some rather interesting results and answers to questions Yugi didn’t even know he had. “So, King, what will it be?”

Show… I know I said this episode would probably be solely Yang and Weiss… But could you not? Thanks.

It looks like Weiss’ plan was to practice swordsmanship and summoning in her room all along. Good. I’m glad that’s all she’s doing.

Weiss was actually making great strides in summoning up a giant sword… And probably would have succeeded, if Whitley didn’t speak up. That ass knows what he did. But to be fair, if Weiss fails a summon due to someone simply speaking to her, she won’t be able to summon on a battlefield.

Whitley dropped by to ask if Weiss wanted anything picked up while he was out of the house, accompanying Jacques on a business meeting with important investors or whatever.

Yeah, he just wanted to come taunt Weiss, really. What a horses’ ass. Then he had the nerve to ask what a single Huntsman could do compared to an army… Whitley, ever think about what an army of Huntsmen could do compared to an army?

The sheer contrast between Blake’s awesome family and Weiss’ awful family is painful. But it’s not all bad. Winter was legitimately a cool person, once the formality washed away.

Oh yeah, and we learned that Whitley didn’t inherit the Schnee family Semblance, or at the very most has no skill whatsoever in using it. So by all accounts, it seems Whitley is just an average dude with no awakened Aura, no Semblance, and no Weapon. This pleases me.