how romantic of me
to lay in bed until i have work @ 3
to think about the birds and the bees
are the girls the bird
and the boys the bees?
i think you have a drinking problem
a l c o h o l i s m isn’t romantic
unless it’s summer then anything goes
in summer time i would mix
my red with my white and
sip out of coffee mugs because
we were too young to own wine glasses
if only i was there to live out
every drunken promise,
catch you when you really meant it.
but the offer only stands when your breath
smells like craft beer dad beer bullshit.
that’s not romantic
im trying to recall the last time i was swept off my feet but i don’t think that has happened yet
at work i’m not allowed to leave water on the floor anywhere because We dont want customers getting swept off their feet and into the arms of a Lawsuit