Small gems like her are as easy to lose as a cell phone, but instead of just getting a new one from the store you have to snatch it out of the air, lock it in your bathroom, and re-indoctrinate its entire system of beliefs
- a madonna/britney gay™👑?
- an official mariah/cher/tina gay™💃?
- a diana ross/donna summer glamorous gay™💄?
- the rare kylie minogue gay™💋?
- the popular ariana/carly rae j./gaga gay™🍧?
- a fierce babadook gay™🎩?
- the sassy rupaul gay™🍷?
- or that gay with bad taste who thinks lana del rey is a singer🙅?