summer beach bash

  • yurio: ugh katsuki yuri should just retire already smfh
  • someone: yeah ikr he needs to leave
  • yurio: you’ve just been unfriended, unfollowed, blocked, my mom’s calling your mom and you’re uninvited from my teen queen sweet sixteen summer beach bash birthday party
  • person: *doesn't like piper mclean*
  • me: ok
  • person: i hate Piper McLean because she is a mary sue, interfere with my otp and she calls percy 'unimpressive'
  • me: unfriended, unfollowed, blocked, ignored, my mom’s calling your mom, and you’re not invited to my teen queen sweet sixteen summer beach bash birthday party
Seijoh’s responses to “ooo who’s got u smiling at ur phone like that?”

Oikawa: [winks] It’s a secret!

Iwaizumi: [raises one eyebrow] None of your business

Hanamaki: ur mum

Matsukawa: [grins and waggles eyebrows violently]

Watari: oh its [looks them dead in the eye] just somebody that u used to know

Yahaba: ur bf

Kyoutani: [goes red] phone what phone i dont have a phone the fuck is a phone fuck you

Kindaichi: oh its just my mom shes letting me know that my mom called ur mom and ur uninvited from my teen queen sweet sixteen summer beach bash birthday party

Kunimi: [looks into the camera like he’s on the office] [whispers under his breath] fucks sake

turiyasings  asked:

Oh yes please let me kidnap you (((o(*゚▽゚*)o)))♡ there's snacks in the fridge while you do my taxes in time for the tax returns deadline and a whole foods coupon taped to the wall so u can buy my groceries hehe

unfriended, unfollowed, blocked, my mom’s calling your mom and you’re not invited to my teen queen sweet sixteen summer beach bash birthday party