Shit Slytherins Say: #93
  • Ravenclaw: "It's waving a white flag and you may as well start waving it right now!"
  • Slytherin: "The only thing I will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!"

anonymous asked:

I'm just imagining Harry and Draco as dads, having a "duel" for a three-year-old Scorpius, just casting the brighest and prettiest spells they know, while Teddy watches and makes his hair change to match the sparkles in the air of their living room. They're all laughing and afterwards Harry makes them all hot chocolate (except Draco, who always has coffee, for some godforsaken reason).

This is honestly the cutest thing ever! Just one things though, i’m almost certain Draco’s a posh tea person and Harry’s the coffee lover.