Some kuroshitsuji bits
  • <p> <b>Claudia Phantomhive:</b> born year 1830, current age if alive would be 59<p/><b>Vincent Phantomhive:</b> born year 1851, current age if alive would be 38<p/><b>Frances Phantomhive-Midford:</b> born year 1853, current age is 36<p/><b>Alexis Leon Midford:</b> born year 1852, current age is 37<p/><b>Ciel Phantomhive:</b> born year 1875, current age is 13<p/><b>Elizabeth Ethel Cordelia Midford:</b> born year 1874, current age is 14<p/><b>Edward Midford:</b> born year 1872, current age is 17<p/><b>Prince Soma Asman Kadar:</b> born year 1872, current age is 17<p/><b>Sieglinde Sullivan:</b> born latter 1878, current age is 11<p/><b>Sebastian Michaelis:</b> error 404, age not found<p/><b>Bonus bit:</b> the current arc is at the year 1889, around November. So in a few months Ciel will turn 14!!<p/></p>
Modern Black Butler AU Headcanons-

Lizzie: Is interested in the sweet lolita style, likes Melanie Martinez, has a pastel aesthetic blog, has tried dying her hair but didn’t like it much and hasn’t done it since

Sieglinde: Already studying to go to medical school, honestly just wants to wear pajama pants around everywhere, runs on coffee, really liked Lizzie’s dyed hair-

Ciel: Listens to MCR, is the most emo emo to ever emo, wears Lizzie’s eyeliner (she knows about it, don’t worry), makes Edgar Allan Poe memes

Alois: Introduced Lizz to Melanie Martinez, is the sassiest friend you can ever have ever, is getting the love and therapy he needs, has finally fired Claude’s bitch ass

Grell: Has finally had the sex change she wanted, playlist goes from Halestorm to Lady Gaga, has like a million cats and a puppy, also makes Edgar Allan Poe memes

Ron: He hasn’t changed much tbh but I can see him running a meme/shitpost account

Othello: SCIENCE BOI HAS BEEN INTRODUCED TO HARRY POTTER, reminded Grell to be careful after she got the sex change, has one asshole kitten that always hides his pen

Undertaker: Creature Feature is his jam, has a blog made J U S T for Edgar Allan Poe memes and shitposts, has probably yelled “FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MONTRESSOR” at Grell for giving him more corpses to fix up

Kuroshitsuji character ratings:
  • Finny: an angel. Has only good intentions. Pure of heart. Actual ray of sunshine. 10/10
  • Prince Soma: a best friend. A good kid. Tries his best. Filled with love. 10/10
  • Ciel: Kind of a shitlet. Too emo. Pretentious. Unironically listens to evanescence. Still a son, gets a 10/10 but probably doesn't deserve it.
  • Lau: Always high. Secretly sad. Probably suffering. His jokes are the worst. Gets a 10/10 in spite of that.
  • Lizzy: a goddess. Tries hard. Has a lot of love. Deserves the best. Also cute. 10/10.
  • Sieglinde: 3 ounces of whoop ass. Wild af. Also precious. V funny and adorable. 10/10.
  • Grell: Nice hair. Nice clothes. Nice heart. A queen. Could kick my ass. 10/10.
  • Edward: thinks he isn't soft. He's soft. Very awkward. Tries too hard. Wins fights by crying. 10/10.
  • Diedrich: gets a 10/10 just because of how long he's had to put up with the Phantomhives and their bs.