i’m fine. i’m not obsessed. i swear. i swear to you. i SWEAR to you i’m not obsessed. definitely absolutely not. probably.
anyway i drew this after witnessing that poll about his lower half… i voted for the wheels too. i mean the loss of the japanese schoolgirl loafers is a great one, but i do think this sort of thing suits him more.
i also think that it may be something he doesn’t change because if he had legs, he’d be obligated to learn new dance moves and why would he stress himself amirite
when I started shipping it if I did: After @seasons-gredence made it up my thoughts: Um… I just like seeing nervous horny wrecks fall in love with their cool-as-cucumber superiors What makes me happy about them: Abernathy busting a nut in his pristine suit just from watching Percival sign paperwork What makes me sad about them: Percival teasing Abernathy so much that he busts a nut in his pristine suit things done in fanfic that annoys me: …not enough nuts busted in pristine suits things I look for in fanfic: …creamy stains of pantsuits. Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: Abernathy really should look into settling down with a nice little witch and having a pristine little life with no jizz in his pants. Percival Graves should be allowed the privilege of Seraphina Picquery’s pussy on his face every night before bed. My happily ever after for them: Percival actually -touches- Abernathy before one of his spontaneous orgasms. who is the big spoon/little spoon: Abernathy is the little everything in every universe. what is their favorite non-sexual activity: Filling out forms. Mmmm, yeah daddy. Let’s lighten this workload. Unf.