Lapis:Can I share something with you from earlier today?
Peridot:What is it, Lapis?
Lapis:Well, I sent you a text early in the morning.
Lapis:Because I have to go out of town for one weekend this month, and so I was like, I won't give specific dates, but "do you have any preference whether I go this weekend, or the next weekend?"
Lapis:At 9:30 in the morning...
Lapis:..."Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg Jesus Christ fuck dude motherfucking Facebook movie bullshit Jesus can you fucking believe this shit"
Peridot:*continues laughing even louder*
Lapis:No- no punctuation.
Lapis:...Random capitalization. So I respond, "I have no idea what we're talking about right now." Forty-five minutes pass. I get a text from you: "Goddamn creator of Facebook right fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Winklevoss twins goddamn rowing the boat fucking shit i cant even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man"
Lapis:I respond, "Peridot, you're scaring me." An hour passes. You respond, "Motherfucking Spider-Man Spider-Man you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg I'm very tired"
Lapis:I'm just like, "No problem, man. I'll do most of the talking at the Gem session today." IMMEDIATE, like, response, I'm talkin' like five seconds later: "No man I'll just talk about the Facebook movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spider-Man crazy Winklevoss twins rowing Trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook I don't like die I cant think of who the fuck invented Facebook all I can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook" And then, in all capital letters, two hours later, "MARK ZUCKERBERG"
ONE THOUSAND. That’s the number of followers I just passed. I am in shock and awe and amazement and bliss because I never thought I would get this far. I haven’t really been active for too long, so to get 1k this quickly was a really pleasant surprise. Now that I have 1k, I am going to start organizing my blog a lot more and tagging so that everything is in its place. Anyways, here’s my pre-school, 1k follow forever:
Bold = Friends Italic = mutuals Side Note: Sasha (teamperseus) is my absolute bestest friend and I consider myself supremely lucky to have her in my life :D