sugare we're goin' down

"sugar we're goin down" but it's been translated through all the languages in google translate and then back to english
why did i do this
"sugar we're goin down" but it's been translated through all the languages in google translate and then back to english

“sugar we’re goin down” but it’s been translated through all of the languages in google translate and then back to english

because that’s just what i do at 2 am

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  • psychic: *reads my mind*
  • my mind: where is your boy tonight i hope he is a gentleman and maybe we're going down down in an earlier round and sugar we're goin down swinging ill be your number dance dance we're falling apart to half time dance dance and these are the lives you love to lead this ain't a scene it's a god damn arms race this ain't a scene it's a god damn arms one night yeah and one more time thanks for the memories even though they growing up growing up
  • psychic: what the fuck
  • My child, someday: Mommy will you tell me a bedtime story?
  • Me: Alright… it’s the summer of 2001. Joe meets Patrick, and he’s like “Yo, I know about music.” And Patrick’s like “Yo, I know more about music.” “That’s impossible. Do you wanna start a band?” And Patrick’s like “Yeah, that’s cool.” And then he’s like “Yo, this is a book store. It’s not a music store.” And then they met at Patrick’s house. So Patrick’s wearing shorts and socks and a hat. Patrick is playing drums for some fuckin reason. And Pete’s there for some reason. They start playing music together, and they’re like “Oh, let’s play some fuckin covers from some other bands!” It was like Green Day, and fuckin Misfits, and fuckin Ramones. Pete said to Joe “Yo, we gotta change this shit up… Yo, we played all these bands. Let’s play shit from Fall Out Boy.” And so Pete and Patrick are like “Yo, that’s dope. But we need a fuckin drummer!” Because Patrick’s playing drums and he’s a singer. Patrick’s like “Yo, I got a soul voice.” And they’re like “Wait, how do you have a soul voice?” And he’s like “Yo, watch this. YEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAAAHHHHH!” And they’re like “Oh my god! That sounds like soul!” So they put in in the song, and it was like “WHERE IS YOUR BOY TONIGHIGHIGHIGHIGHIGHIGHIGHT?!” And then they’re like “Yo, that’s fuckin perfect. This is Fall Out Boy.” And they made records like… “Evening Out with Your Ex-Girlfriend.” “Evening Out with Your Ex-Girlfriend” and everybody loves it. It’s called “Eating Out Your Girlfriend.” And it’s real and it doesn’t matter. And Pete talked to Patrick and Joe, and he was like “Yo, what the FUUUUCK?! Yo, this is gonna be fuckin DOOOOPE!” So they made a record, and it was called “Take This to Your Grave.” They made it without a drummer! And they had like three, four drummers come in. The four drummers they had come in were like… Josh Freese… Neil Peart… the dude from Toto… the fourth one was like the guy from Papa Roach or something. And they’re like “Yo, we need Andy Hurley.” “Andy Hurley. ‘Take This to Your Grave.’ Fuckin record it.” And he did it. And he killed it. And he was like “BIGIDIGIDILILILLL PSSSHHH!” Killin the skins. Tappin the skins. Tappin the rim. Playin the shit. Killin these bitches. Rappin it out. “We should get signed to Fueled by Ramen. Cuz these guys know what the fuck is goin on.” And they were like “Yo, if you can make our scene any bigger than it is, which is not fuckin hard, we will sign you guys.” And he was like “YO, we got this record that’s fuckin dope, dude. It’s called ‘Take This to Your Grave.’ It’s called ‘From Under the Cork Tree’ and it’s gonna be huge.” And then Patrick’s like “I gotta keep it real. I gotta keep it artistic. These are three songs that are gonna make the ablum: it’s called “Thnks fr th Mmrs,” “Twenty Dollar Nosebleed,” and “Sugar, We’re Goin Down.” And they made this record that was fuckin dope. And it fuckin hit on the charts like 1, 2, 3… 3, 2, 1… 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10… 10 to 1! “From Under the Cork Tree” sold like four million records! …10 million records! …15 MILLION RECORDS! And Brendon Urie had nothing to do with the entire record. And Patrick was like “That’s GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!” Pete was like “Yo, FUCK YOU! I can do whatever I want.” Joe was like “Yeah, it’s cool, man, whatever, I don’t give a shit.” And then Andy was like “Eh… cool.” And Pete was like “Makeup is fuckin great for a guy. Because it makes a guy look beautiful. Which, a lot of times, a guy is not beautiful. And I wanna change that. I wanna make sure that everybody thinks that guys are beautiful.” Pete was like “Oh my god, I’m so embarrassed about this dick pic!” And then I saw the dick pic, and I was like “Eh, it’s not bad.” It’s not a bad dick. Let’s be real. We made Rolling Stone one issue before Fall Out Boy. And Fall Out Boy made the issue right after us, and they were so pissed! They were like “Yo, fuck you guys!” They were like “YO! Panic! has the fucking cover of Rolling Stone?! Yo, FUCK THESE DUDES! We’re gonna fucking go MILES above! We’re gonna hit every fuckin continent there is known to man!” But they didn’t! Because they missed a second of time. Apparently. They were like “Oh shoot, we got every continent.” And they didn’t actually hit it. And Pete was like “What the FUCK?!” Oh you didn’t fucking make the continent… it’s like FUCK YOU! So “From Under the Cork Tree” happens. We fuckin have three, four years of awesomeness. People are cumming on themselves because it’s so big. So Fall Out Boy was like… So Patrick was like “Yo, we’re gonna name these records ‘From Under the Cork Tree’ and ‘From Infinity on High.’” Pete was like “Yo, ‘Folie à Deux’ means the theatric of two.” Fall Out Boy was like “Yo, we gotta take a break.” Meaning Pete was like “Yo, we gotta take a break, bruh.” And Patrick’s like “I need time for my music!” And Joe’s like “Yo. I need time to find the fuckin art, dude. I gotta find some fuckin metal.” And Andy’s like “I’m just gonna play with some fuckin metal bands!” And they’re like “Alright, this break’s been like three years long… two years long… three years long… three and a half? We gotta fucking come back, man. We gotta come back STRONG!” “We gotta make this shit legit. It’s gonna be fuckin dope. It’s gonna go fuckin sky high! We’re gonna make a fuckin record that sails the skies! We’re gonna call this record 'Save Rock and Roll.'” So they made “Alone Together,” “Light ‘Em Up,” “Alone Together,” “Phoenix.” And everybody’s like “What the fuck?! You’re working with this guy who fuckin recorded Avril Lavigne and Pink.” Pete was like “Yo, we’re gonna end up on tour with Panic! at the Disco and Twenty Pilots.” And that’s all. And that’s all that matters. And that’s just how the fuckin story goes.
  • What she says: I'm fine.
  • What she means: It's the summer of 2001. Joe meets Patrick and he's like, "Yo. I know about music." And Patrick's like, "Yo. I know more about music." "That's impossible. D'you wanna start a band?" And Patrick's like, "... Yeah, that's cool." and then he's like, "Yo, this is a book store, it's not a music store!" And then, they met at Patrick's house. So Patrick's wearing shorts, and socks, and a hat. Patrick is playing drums for some fuckin' reason. They start playin' music together. They're like "Oh, let's play some fuckin' covers from some other bands." It was like Green Day... and fuckin' Misfits... and fuckin' Ramones... Pete said to Joe, "Yo, we gotta change this shit up." "Yo. We played all these bands, let's play shit from Fall Out Boy." And so Pete and Patrick are like "Yo, that's dope. But we need a fuckin' drummer!" Because Patrick's playin' drums and he's a singer! And Patrick's like, "Yo, I got a soul voice." And they're like, "Wait, how do you have a soul voice?" And he's like, "Yo, watch this: YEeeEeeEeeEeeEeeEeeEeeEeeEeeEeeEeeEaAAAAHHH!" And they're like, "Oh my god, that sounds like soul!" So they put it in a song, and it was like, "WHERE IS YOUR BOY TONIIIIIIIIING?!" And then they're like, "Yo, that's fuckin' perfect. This is Fall Out Boy." And they made records like Evening Out with Your Ex-Girlfriend. Evening Out with Your Ex-Girlfriend, everybody loves it... with your ex-girlfriend. It's called Evening Out With Your Ex-Girlfriend. It's called Eating Out Your Girlfriend, and it's real and it doesn't matter. And Pete talked to Patrick and Joe and he was like "Yo, what the FUUUCK! Yo. this is gonna be fuckin' dooooope!" So they made a record, and it was called Take This to Your Grave. They made it without a drummer! And they had like three, four drummers come in. The four drummers they had come in were like, Josh Freese... Neil Peart, the dude from Toto... The fourth one was like the guy from like Papa Roach or something. And they're like, "Yo, we need Andy Hurly. Andy Hurley. Take This to Your Grave. Fuckin' record it." And he did it, and he killed it, and he was like bigadigalulululululuPSSHHH! Killin' the skins! Tappin' the skins, tappin' the rim. Playin' the shit. Killin' these bitches. Wrappin' it out. (You're getting a fucking tattoo right now! What the fuck is going on?!) "We should get signed to Fueled by Ramen. 'Cause these guys know wha the fuck is goin' on." They were like, "Yo. If you can make our scene any bigger than it is, which is not fuckin' hard. We will sign you guys." he was like, "Yo! We got this record that's fuckin' dope, dude! It's called Take This to your Grave. And it's called From Under the Cork Tree, and it's gonna be fucking huge. And then Patrick's like, "I gotta keep it real, I gotta keep it artistic, these are three songs that are gonna make the album, it's called - **burp** - it's called Thanks for the Memories, Twenty Dollar Nose Bleed, and Sugar We're Goin' Down. And they made this record that was fucking dope and it fucking hit on the charts, like one, two, three! Three two one! Three four five six seven eight nine teeen! Ten to one! From Under the Cork Tree sold like four million records... ten million records.! ...fifteen million records! And Brendon Urie had nothing to do with the entire record! And Patrick is like, "That's GOooOooOooOooOooOooOd!" pete was like, "Yo, FUCK YOU! I can do whatever I want!" Joe was like, "...yeah, it's cool man, whatever. I don't give a shit." And then Andy was like, "...eh...cool." And Pete was like, "Makeup is fuckin' great for a guy. Because, it makes a guy look beautiful. Which a lotta times, a guy is not beautiful. And I wanna change that. I wanna make sure that everybody thinks that guys are beautiful." **cut to Brendon spitting for 30 seconds** (shutthefuck - oh, fuck... alright, alright.) Pete was like, "Oh my god, I'm so embarrassed about this dick pic!" And then I saw the dick pic and I was like, "Eh, it's not bad." It's not a bad dick. Let's be real. We made Rolling Stone one issue before Fall Out Boy. And Fall Out Boy made the issue right after us. They were so pissed! They were like, "Yo, fuck you guys!" They're like, "YO! Panic has the fucking cover of Rolling Stone? Yo, FUCK these dude! We're gonna go fucking miles above! We're gonna hit every fuckin' continent there is known to man!" But they didn't! Because they missed a second of time. Apparently. They were like, "Oh, shit, we got every continent!" But they didn't actually hit it. Dude, Pete was like, "what the FUCK?!" Oh, you didn't make the continent.. It's like fuck you! So, From Under the Cork Tree happens, we fuckin' have three, four years of awesomenes.s... Like, people are cumming on themselves, 'cause it's so big. **people talking in the background, Brendon spills/pours beer on himself** Alright. So Fall out Boy was like, so Patrick's like, "Yo, we're gonna name this record from uru - From Under the Cork Tree and from inity-isf - **laugh** From Infinity on High. Pete was like, "Yo. Folie a Deux means the theatric of two." Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. Fall Out Boy was like, "Yo, we gotta take a break." Meaning, Pete was like, "Yo. We gotta take a break, bruh." And Patrick's like, "I need time for my music. OOHH!" And Joe's like, "Yo. I need to find the fuckin' art, dude. I gotta find some fuckin' meau-metal." And Andy's like, "I'm just gonna play with some fuckin' metal bands." And they're like, "Alright. This break's been like three years long. Two years long. Three years long." Three and a half...? "We gotta fuckin' come back, man. We gotta come back strong." (You took my beer away! What the fuck? **someone in the back: You poured it all over yourself! You poured it on yourself, man.**) "We gotta make this shit legit, it's gonna be fuckin' dope. It's gonna go fuckin' sky high. We're gonna make a fuckin' record that sails the skies. We're gonna call this record... Save Rock and Roll." So they made Alone Together, Light 'Em Up, Alone Together, Phoenix. And everybody's like, "What the fuck? You're workin' with this guy who fuckin' recorded Avril Lavigne and Pink..." (There's p - what the fuck is on my shirt, did I puke on myself? **people in the background telling him he poured beer on himself** oh, god...) Pete was like, "Yo, we're gonna end up on a tour with Panci! At the Disco and Twenty Pilots." And that's all. That's all that matters. And that's just how the fuckin' story goes.
the signs as fall out boy things
  • aries: AAAAAAAAAAEEEEYOUNGBLOOD!!
  • taurus: joe's chill robe in the uma thurman video
  • gemini: *pete wentz screaming in the distance*
  • cancer: "we're the new face of failure"
  • leo: andy's cool guy emoji sunglasses
  • virgo: the purple smoke/water/lights/llamas in mania
  • libra: "THIS AINT A SCENE ITS A GAH DEH AH RHAE"
  • scorpio: and pete's like "yo FUCK these dudes we're gonna fuckin go MILES above"
  • sagittarius: all the tears that follow save rock and roll
  • capricorn: "we're goin DOWN DOWN INALURIEUGHROUN AN SUGAR WERE GOIN DOWN SWINGIN ILL BE UR NUMBA ONE WITH A BULLY. A LONELY GAH COMPLESH COCKY A PULLEY"
  • aquarius: the cat in the middle of the i don't care music video
  • pisces: "yo watch this. YEEAAAEEAAHHHAEEAAHHHEAAHHEEUUUUGH"