Me walking past Rebecca Sugar on the street: *trips* OOPS! it seems I’ve dropped all of my STEVEN UNIVERSE FAN COMICS everywhere *picks one up* like THIS ONE about Onion becoming HUGE and EATING BEACH CITY *picks up another* and THIS ONE about ALL OF THE GEMS TURNING INTO DOGS SO STEVEN CAN ENTER A DOG SHOW and, and, *picks up another* and MY RESUME,,

MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING POCKETS! Don’t throw shade at the next bitch because she’s spending her money on vacations and bags. Money is made to be SPENT and LIFE IS MEANT TO BE LIVED TO THE FULLEST. You are missing out on your own life worrying about everyone else’s.