sugar & vice

How does sugaring work?  Honey, let me take you by the hand ...

I received this message from a lovely young woman who is “trying to do her research”:

Hey! I was wondering if you can let me know how sugaring works exactly. Like I get the summary of it but I’m more so curious as to how some women get sugar daddies who are fine w companionship etc

Oh also may you maybe add in what’s best to start off? As a escort, spoiled girlfriend, sugar baby (platonic/‘mentor) etc?  j really appreciate your help

Honey, let me take you by the hand as we go through the Looking Glass!

Experienced and successful SBs say that sugaring is a lifestyle.  And they are absolutely right!  In many respects, it is completely different from the way you approach and live in your “vanilla” world, and in other respects, the two overlap; for example, a good “sugar hustle” can serve you well in a “vanilla career”, but the fact remains that sugaring is a unique craft or skill.  

Sugaring is about pleasing a man and providing him with an experience that he cannot or does not get in his own “vanilla” life, but, equally important, it is about making sure that you are pleased and satisfied in return.  For most SBs, this involves meaningful financial support as the bedrock foundation of a good sugar relationship, and that is the way it should be! You can spin it anyway you want, but the truth is that a good SB is providing a “service” first and foremost, and, in return for “services rendered”, she should be compensated. So, that, in my opinion, is the first rule of sugaring.  It takes time to find the right “price point” that is appropriate for you and there are myriad factors that come into play; including your location (big or small “market”), your financial needs and goals, the type of sugaring you want to do (platonic, long distance, skyping, sexual, extended meetings or short dates), and your work/school/home situation.

Like any skill, work, career or profession, sugaring has a learning curve; often a steep one at that! There are no shortcuts, there are no “one size fits all” manuals that are going to transform you from a newbie to an experienced SB overnight.  It takes time to learn the craft of sugaring.  It takes commitment and dedication.  You will make mistakes, and you have to learn from those mistakes. You will encounter personality types that you have never dealt with before – whether good, bad or even monstrous – and you will have to have or get a “thick skin” if you are to succeed! You can read the blogs of SBs all day long, which is very good and important, but reading a blog (even mine! lol) is NOT going to transform you into an experienced SB; you have to experience the bowl for yourself!  Above all, always be careful, stay safe and trust your instinct.  I often say this, and I’ll say it again, because it is TRUTH: never let financial need cloud your judgment!  Decisions made based on financial need are almost always bad decisions!  Do not put yourself into unsafe situations; do not “trust” some guy that you have just met (or are going to meet) and do not be intimidated or manipulated into doing something that you know that you do not want to do!

Especially in the beginning, feel free to reach out your SB sisters if you have questions; and, when possible, try to do that BEFORE you make a decision or commitment.  I always feel bad for a SB that posts an “after action report” about a mistake that she made; I think, damn, if she would have posted a question before she went on that date, she could have avoided the entire mess!

I think the best way to start is to sign up on a sugaring website.  There are a lot of them out there, and, believe me, at this point, since sugaring has achieved a “mainstream” presence in our society and culture, every single sugaring website is going to be loaded with guys who are salty, creepy, freaky, perverted, childish, foolish, stupid and mean.  One of the true skills of sugaring is being able to weed those losers out without wasting too much of your time and focus on real POTs.  Again, that skill takes time to develop.  No shortcuts there!

I have only used SA, and it has worked for me.  I know that a lot of SBs don’t like it, but, quite frankly, I think the same can be said for any sugaring website out there.  

I have posted my thoughts on various aspects of starting out as a new SB, and, rather than repeating those points here at length, here are the links.  Read them! I think they will provide you with a good starting point on some of the Dos and Don’ts that may actually save you some time and frustration.

Avoiding burnout with sugaring websites

Using your profile picture to communicate your message

Learn from a Newbie’s mistakes; SA Profile No-Nos

Make sure you get the money off him before he gets the clothes off you! 

What to put in your profile

Advice on whether sugaring is right for you

I want to address one part of the question that you asked me; i.e., whether it is possible to be a strictly platonic SB.  I can tell you that I have never sought out or been involved in a platonic arrangement; i.e., one that did not involve sexual intimacy.  I imagine that it is possible, but there is a unique set of challenges that come with drawing the line to exclude sex.  I do think it is more difficult to find a SD that is willing to pay you “top dollar” for just social companionship and, as other SBs have posted, if the thought of having sex with an older guy turns you off, maybe you should rethink whether sugaring is “right for you”, if for no other reason than you still have to “compete” with SBs who are willing to have sex with these guys.  Now, I’m not saying that you have to “hop into bed” with a guy on the “first date”, but, I do think that you will make your sugaring life easier if you are willing to acknowledge and accept that sex going to be “on the menu”.  

Turning to your last question, i.e., the best way to “start off” is difficult to answer because the escort, spoiled girlfriend, sugar baby (platonic/'mentor) routes are so completely different.  Sure, they share certain things in common, but, ultimately, they are very distinct approaches to “alternative relationships/lifestyles.” Again, it is all a matter of experience; some girls who start out as escorts end up going the sugar daddy route and vice versa, because, at least in part, they learn, over time, what sort of “vibe” and experience works best for them. Again, there is no substitute for experience, dipping your toe into the bowl, so to speak and finding out what works for you.

Finally, do not measure your success or progress by what you read on blogs!  Sugaring is very personal and individual-specific.  You may find a SD that you think is absolutely perfect that someone else would say is “splenda” or “salt”.  The only thing that matters is your own happiness and satisfaction!

anonymous asked:

Do you have info on what to eat when overcoming parasites? There are many conflicting opinions saying you should have little-no starch & consume a high fat/low sugar diet, or vice verser. I've trailed (separately) LF high veg/fruit diet & LF high-starch, to no success. Suffering from parasites (2yrs) is an awful experience & trying to find the perfect diet to overcome, is additionally stressful. Doing all recommended protocols, but believe my diet confusion is holding me back. Thank you kindly

so many people fall into that parasite nonsense.  get a proper stool test from a reputable lab & they will test your parasites against popular natural and medicinal methods.  I actually got them for real when I lived in China.  I was so freaked out.  My Dr told me the cure for parasites is living in developed countries.  They require filth to complete their lifecycle.  Butt to mouth.  When you have running water and sanitation they don’t keep spreading.  It depends on what type of course.  Papaya Seeds (be careful) have plenty of pub med studies as being broadly effective.  Don’t self treat, see a Dr, get a test, confirm that what you are going to take is effective.  That is science.  What people do on the internet with self diagnosis is mental illness & insanity when it comes to parasites and cleanses.  

Sugar Baby Vice

It’s been awhile since I posted anything and I thought I’d do a post on a question I’ve been getting a lot by potential sponsors - I don’t know if these men are all reading the same book or negging technique pamphlet but lately all these men have been asking me this question.

“ So what’s your vice? ”

Vice. Flaw. Weakness. It’s equivalent to the job interviewer asking you what your greatest weakness is. It’s meant to manipulate you and throw you off guard.

For awhile, it did. I didn’t know how to answer. I once said vanity, I like to always look good and sexy but that didn’t achieve the most positive reaction and afterward I think it came off insecure. So the next time I was asked (by a different man), I simply said lust, I always give into temptation but again, it made me seem easy to please and weak. All these answers put him at the upper hand.

Finally I was asked the question a third time by a particularly cocky POT who asks me so what’s your vice? I said, “I’m very competitive and constantly challenging myself to better myself and my life. Like if I go for run four days a week, the week after I might challenge myself to do five. I’m constantly improving and pushing myself to improve.”

And let me tell you - he really liked that, he start babbling about how I was so focused and driven and blah blah and it made for a great transition into why I need a sponsor in the first place.

So in case you babies have been asked this by a man or if you want to bring up vices yourself to find out his vice and put HIM on the spot, now you have the perfect answer.

the signs on April fools day
  • <p> <b>Aries:</b> probably tries to convince u that they killed a person but fails miserably<p/><b>Taurus:</b> replaces all the salt with sugar and vice versa<p/><b>Gemini:</b> probably the best person to avoid<p/><b>Cancer:</b> probably crying<p/><b>Leo:</b> replaces all the salt with cocaine<p/><b>Virgo:</b> probably hiding in a bomb shelter<p/><b>Libra:</b> staying in their own lane<p/><b>Scorpio:</b> that one asshole that posts screamers probably<p/><b>Sagittarius:</b> probably hunting down the asshole who put salt in the sugar<p/><b>Capricorn:</b> 2nd best person to avoid besides Gemini<p/><b>Aquarius:</b> tired with Capricorn for second person to avoid<p/><b>Pisces:</b> in the bomb shelter with Virgo<p/></p>
Between Heaven and Hell

While not an update to the main story, for this OUATless Easter weekend here is part one of a three part fic set in my BH&H universe. It’s based on a comment I made a while ago that Emma always gives up seeing Killian for Lent. So let’s explore that a bit, shall we? I’m considering this basically a prequal, it takes place a year or two before Will Scarlet started working for Killian.

If you haven’t read BH&H, this probably won’t make much sense. The main fic is here

Part I of III - Absolution

Shrove Tuesday

“Oh, for fuck’s sake. Emma, are we seriously going to go through this EVERY YEAR?”

She ignored the grumbling coming from the bed and slipped her camisole over her head, pulling her hair out from the back and looking around for her sweater. She was sure she’d still been wearing it when they’d stumbled through the door and into the bedroom - Killian had been shirtless by then, and she’d been sucking eagerly on his neck, her tongue dipping into that hollow spot above his collarbone with her nails raking down his naked back, but she’d definitely been fully dressed.

“Forty fucking days. Every year. Like I’m coffee, or chocolate, or-”

“I’m giving up chocolate too this year,” she interrupted, and he propped himself up on his elbow and glared.

“So I’m on par with confectionary, then? Thanks a lot.”

Emma wished she hadn’t said anything, fussing with the twisted straps of her camisole and trying to ignore the tingling between her legs, the throb and echo from their evening of amorous activities. And they had been very active. In the bed, against the wall, on the floor, and in the armchair.

Her sweater was draped over the back of the chair and she picked it up, turning it over and frowning. There was a large black scorch mark down the back of it.

“Killian! Would you stop burning my clothes?”

She held up the sweater, pointing to the mark, and his glare dissolved into a knowing smirk.

“You do remember just who it is you’re sleeping with, darling, don’t you?”

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anonymous asked:

iwaoi pls for the ship thing ^~^

THIS GOT LONG I’M SORRY

  • Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa: Oikawa tries so hard to be all suave but how many times has he tried to hold the door open for Iwaizumi and ends up struggling while Iwaizumi laughs his ass off 
  • Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them: Oikawa - and it’s not even his desk. It’s Iwaizumi’s desk and Iwaizumi is ready to punch him (but he doesn’t bc he can’t help but think it’s cute)
  • Who starts the tickle fights: Iwaizumi - he gets a mischievous grin on his face and attacks with everything he’s got (bc Oikawa is a kicker so you must have tact) 
  • Who starts the pillow fights: usually Oikawa pisses Iwaizumi off that he throws the pillow at him. Sometimes Oikawa picks up the pillow and hits him back. Usually this leads to a battle where there’s no more mercy.
  • Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile: Iwaizumi does this more often than he’d like to admit - only because Oikawa looks so peaceful when he sleeps
  • Who mistakes salt for sugar: Oikawa is so hopeless in cooking, but that doesn’t stop him from trying to make something for Iwaizumi. And even when he mistakes salt for sugar or vice versa, Iwaizumi still tries to eat it (he also makes Oikawa eat with him though)
  • Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning: Iwaizumi actually - when the boy is hungry he will stop at nothing
  • Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines: both!! Oikawa and Iwaizumi have this thing where they text each other cheesy pickup lines all the time
  • Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order: Oikawa actually likes being super neat and tidy so he does~
  • Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies: they both fight over it and Iwaizumi usually wins
  • Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion: Oikawa bc he’s a hopeless romantic and no one can stop him 
  • Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen: Oikawa - much like he does with drawing hearts on Iwaizumi’s desk
  • Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation: Iwaizumi actually loves bringing those home bc he likes keeping them as a memory
  • Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines: Oikawa literally buys these magazines and on those lazy Sundays they both sit in their pjs on the floor doing these (and for some reason Iwaizumi doesn’t protest) 

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