suffer with meee

The Signs as Things I Say
  • Aries: "Yo, fuck you with yo "I love you" ass!
  • Taurus: "How dare you criticize my well being of this enjoyment called one dollar chips."
  • Gemini: "Why... would i share... how i feel with you? I rather suffer."
  • Cancer: "Noootice meee! Im being clingy for a reeeeassooon!"
  • Leo: "Ma'am, imma just leave before you kick me out of class. Bye."
  • Virgo: "Jesuuuuuuuuus on Davey Jones locker! It fucking stinks in this bathroom, man!"
  • Libra: "*walk up to my friend's group* Yeah, i fucked her. Last night. It was fun :)"
  • Scorpio: *friend insults me* "Damn. Shit. That missed my whole fuck that i never gave."
  • Sagittarius: "Lets skip school and go to the mall!" *5 seconds later* "Uh huh. Nevermind. Its too hot in Florida for that long ass walk, dude."
  • Capricorn: "I was so lonely yesterday, without you. I had to start talking shit about you in my head instead of to you."
  • Aquarius: "Oooo Monkeys! *Monkey throws it's shit* Oh okay then. If thats how you feel."
  • Pisces: "Im highkey stopped listening to you. I was too caught up in a drawing idea i had."
  • - first time with this.

vida-connor  asked:

I first read Eragon when I was in fifth grade. It was my fantasy gateway. And I loved it. And I'm sad because there is almost no fandom that I can find. But you read them too? OH MY GOD. I FOIND ONE.

I fREAKING LOVE ERAGON O M G I started reading them in 6th grade I saw a picture somewhere with Saphira and I was all like what is this I see here? suffer with meee plz