suffer my followers

THIS IS THE PERSON YOU SHOULD BE BLAMING FOR ALL THE T.AZ STUFF I’M REBLOGGING, SHE FRIGGIN SPAMS ME WITH GOOD CONTENT 24/7 AND NOW IT’S BITING HER BACK AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAA

TAKE THAT U SPAMMER THAT’S FOR MAKING ME AND MY FOLLOWERS SUFFER WITH GOOD BEAUTIFUL MCELROY CONTENT ALL THE TIME

@pixgrl

SHE CAN’T EVEN REBLOG THIS 

SHE HAS TO WAIT LIKE ANOTHER TWENTY FOUR HOURS

HAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

So I think we can all agree that the ship names you can make out of Sloane and Hurley are frankly atrocious - Hune? Sloarley? No, those will never do. So obviously the next course of action is to name them by their Battlewagon aliases, the Ram and the Raven, right? Hmm… we need something quick, something crafty, something zesty… you know what I’m getting at, right? Say it with me y’all: Ramen.

I don’t usually post personal stories in such rapid succession, but it’s April Fools Day, which means it’s the thirtieth anniversary of the day my mother found out she was pregnant.

For those of you playing at home, my birthday is in mid-April.

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a couple of things

one. if you followed me because tumblr suggested me, please shoot me an ask. i have sooo many new followers, which is cool, and i’m just curious how anyone found me

two. if i didn’t follow you back its because your blog has a level of triggering that i can’t really handle without mental preparation, there’s discourse that’s totally valid but stressful for me atm, or i just didn’t see you :(

feel free to message me anytime. i’m not the best at advice or anything but i’m always willing to lend an ear if you need to vent

 Don´t worry it was just a volleyball incident…