a jackshits au where jack comes out to the falcs and most of them (tater) are all WAIT IS IT PIE GUY?? HE’S SO NICE AND MAKES US FOOD!! and Jack’s like….well….not…..quite……and shitty comes in swearing up a storm, doing his usually pornographic commentary on everyone’s last game, and introducing himself as Shitty.
(tater: maybe I’ve missed something in translation but-
Thirdy: no, no, it’s definitely as weird as you think it is.)