suddenly two

anonymous asked:

That moment when u accidentally install poses that replace ingame interactions and then u suddenly have two males kissing that are both married or engaged..

That’s always so awkward xD I remember that happened to me once, I was playing my game and two of my sims tried doing that romantic “playful tickle” or whatever it’s called, and they started cuddling with each other in thin air as if they were laying on a bed. But it’s so funny at the same time.

lxdybxg-and-chxtnxir  asked:

Can you do the Junker daughter after they join overwatch, and she gets kidnapped by Talon and used as a bargaining chip? (I NEED ME SOME ANGST BOI)

Enjoy the angst! Dad Junkrat is just the best!!

The door to the room slides open and shut, but you pay no mind to it, believing it be either Junkrat or Roadhog finally returning. You’re on the boarder of falling asleep, a warm haze of partial consciousness. You snuggle closer to your new stuffed cat toy; a little gift from that fast tracer girl.

Suddenly two large hands grab you and drag you out from your spot. You scream in shock and drop your toy, instantly kicking and shouting for the person to put you down. When you manage to finally see the perpetrator’s face, you don’t know what to think anymore.

A bone white owl’s mask stares back at you.

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Junkrat’s heart basically stops when he sees you in Reaper’s arms. Your hair is ratted and your eyes are red with unshed tears. Roadhog has to physically restrain his friend from jumping into the middle of the firefight.

“I know this brat belongs to you,” Reaper barks out, “I’ll blow her head off if you don’t cease fire.”

The fight falls silent, the order to stop shooting ringing through everyone’s ear piece.

“What do you want, Reaper?” 76 demands, stepping out with his gun still raised. “Let the kid go.”

“Where are the two that own this little runt?” The barrel of his large gun digs into your temple. “Come out, you two. Weapons down.”

Junkrat and Roadhog emerge from their cover, hook and launcher lowered at their sides. You’re shaking in Reaper’s hold and can’t stop from crying out, “Dad! Help!”

“Shut up.” The ghost pinches your cheeks with his claws. “Now, I’m going to need all the blueprints for those big bad weapons you’re planning on making. Or, you won’t have a daughter anymore, rat.”

Junkrat doesn’t know what to do, his head is empty, his heart is cold, and his limbs won’t listen to him. He wants to run forward and scoop you up in his arms, but knows he can’t with all these guns pointed at you. No one should be touching his daughter.

“You’re not getting those plans,” 76 snaps.

Reaper pays no mind and stares down the two junkers. There’s a sick amusement in his tone as he speaks, “Maybe I won’t kill her. No, maybe I’ll just dump her off in the middle of Junkertown. How long do you think she’ll survive on her own there? How far do you think she’ll get before another man snatches her up and makes her his ‘daughter’?” He pats your head lovingly. “I don’t think they’ll be as nice as you, rat.”

Junkrat’s glare is full of hate and malice for the wraith. The second he gets the chance, he’s going to blow the fuckers head off.

anonymous asked:

Tanaka's s/o and Saeko ganging up on Tanaka for control of the TV remote one night

tanaka is best senpai and saeko-san is my queen so i was itching to write this request out!

i /truly/ hope it’s ayt

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- admin may


Tanaka sometimes wondered why he chose a partner who was on ridiculously good terms with his sister. Like, he genuinely wondered why.

Don’t get him wrong-he loved his Nee-san and his Y/N to death, but sometimes it was just too much. There was one time you and Tanaka were supposed to be chilling at his house; it was getting really good—you two were making out, completely tuning out the TV, and then his sister suddenly shouted, “Aight, you two are cute, but you gotta get a rooooooom!

The worst part was, she stuck around afterwards, totally engrossed in the taiga drama on TV and discussing it with you when it was over. It was really cute, watching you talk so animatedly about the episode, and knowing that you and Saeko were so close to each other.

But dang, if he didn’t feel left out.

There were other times, too, many of them at the expense of teasing him. Really, it was okay with him, and they would apologize if it went too far, but he just wished they wouldn’t gang up on him for a week.

It looked like salvation wasn’t on the agenda this week because he was currently lying down on the couch with his sister’s thighs over his legs and all your able limbs around him like an octopus and holding him down. It had taken a while to get him in this position, after the initial scuffle. He still wasn’t entirely sure what had happened, but it seemed like he just gave up the fight at one point.

And all this for the remote control.

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anonymous asked:

(1/2) what gets me about the choice of using the nightgown scene is that the writers CLEARLY knew that it would be completely ooc for clarke to fall for L after constantly trying to kill everyone she knows and loves so they threw in a scene where they clean the raccoon makeup off of L and make abc push her expression a hair past "completely fucking blank" into kind of a smile and suddenly it's been two weeks(longer if we include the 'mourning' lbr), clarke's in love, and for whatever reason a

(2/2)nightgown gets a free pass for continually trying to kill every one she knows????? what were the writers on while planning s3, i will truly never know (i sent it in again cuz i love SHARING amy salt tbh)

it’s not even a case of ‘stupid homophobic blarkes!!’ tbh it’s just like last time they saw each other 3 months ago she had betrayed them and left them for dead. then after that she sends someone to kidnap her and bring her to ‘safety’ and clarke spits in her face and calls her a bitch and says she wants to kill her. then a week later after no one apologises she makes her bow to her in front of everyone but then she bows in private which means that technically no one can implicate her if she breaks her promise again like. no offence i get that they’re supposed to be in love but that timeline is… yikes. but whatever, it’s done it’s over it’s in the past ship and let ship and all that jazz

that moment when ur boyfriend and u dress up in ancient attire circa 1985, and hes drunk out of his mind, but ur not cause ur a robot who’s fueled by alcohol. its ok tho cause ur both havin a good time

the more I think about it, the less and less sense it makes for Terra to be one of the Darknesses in KH3 because like

in literally every moment after Xehanort possesses him we see Terra fighting back. in the Graveyard, in Radiant Garden, and now in darkness limbo as 0.2 showed us, ten years later, we always see Xehanort struggling to control him. why?

because he can’t.

at no point can he fully, 100% smother Terra’s influence.

the only time Xehanort and Terra seem to coexist “peacefully” is during the Apprentice-Xehanort arc – during which time their hearts were sealed and memories presumably lost.

and considering this series is constantly stressing how intelligent and farsighted Xehanort is I just can’t imagine he’s actually stupid enough to count Terra among his 13 when he knows full well by now that Terra is a force to be reckoned with. Terra would require far too much focus and effort to maintain a hold of, because a) IT DIDN’T WORK TWELVE YEARS AGO AND IT DIDN’T WORK TWO YEARS AGO SO WHY WOULD ANYTHING HAVE CHANGED, especially when b) we’ve seen that Terra’s only gotten stronger and more confident since BBS?? and c) I’ve said this before but I’ll say it again: Terra was impossible to control with Xehanort’s whole heart inside him. attempting to control him with only 1/13th of his heart is just? asking for failure? I mean really?? why don’t you just carry around a ticking time bomb while you’re at it man

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*catapults my canoe into the midst of the navy fleet of Sheith war ships* 

Is this like… not a thing or… 

Hot Off The Press

Another AU where Jacky-Boy is a hockey player and Bitty has a job that involves hockey bc that’s my aesthetic. Anyway, I really know nothing about how the world of sports journalism works so there is probably some inaccuracies in here, but it’s an AU so who cares. Artistic license and all that. Very slightly NSFW (i just wanted to get all the warnings out there). 

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“Are you into men?”

Jack has been asked this question before, but in such a subtle way (and typically involving Parson) that it’s easy to avoid. No reporter has ever straight out asked him. Besides, he’s not gay. He’s bisexual. So when Jack usually tells them, “No.” it’s not a lie. However, this time it feels different. Maybe it wasn’t just this particular time, but all the times added onto each other that’s finally causing him to really think about what hole he’s digging himself into.

The blunt question has him feeling panicky and the other presser notice his reaction too. Jack can’t say no, because that’s not true. He is into men. Jack’s panic quickly shifts, and now he just feels like shoving the microphones away and storming out, because this is hockey goddammit. Not E! news.

“Excuse me?” Jack clears his throat, trying to buy himself some time to think of a properly crafted response. Over the years, he’s developed a talent for that.

But everything is on overdrive and he feels his breath start to quicken again–

“Are you into men?” Another reporter asks, and it takes Jack a moment to realize that the reporter isn’t asking him. He’s asking the man who popped the question in the first place.

 All attention, including Jack’s, turns to the small blonde that got lost in the bundle of people. He holds up his mic towards the reporter who popped the question in the first place. 

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Déjà vu

Based on THIS textpost


McGonagall: *looking over the write up of what the boys were caught doing. she sighs*

James: Actually professor, Sirius is my middle name.

Mcgonagall: *stares at both of them, feeling the absolute worst Déjà vu*

James: Yeah, Minnie, you look like you’ve seen a ghost or something.

McGonagall: *pauses, suddenly seeing two different boys in front of her…*

*The two boys leave the office*

FIN


James Sirius Potter/James Potter played by @space-marauder

Teddy Lupin/Remus Lupin played by @kapitan5o

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