suddenly batman

AU where the Justice League forms like usual, except Batman maintained his “totally a myth” status and has in fact been active for years before the JL forms. He’s very cautious about trusting them, but still joins, and the others sort of accepts that as long as they trust that Batman has a really hard time with trust, it will all work out in its own weird way

Then, one day, in the middle of a JL mission, the League gets in a tight spot. Out of nowhere, this blue and black blur swoops in and saves everyone’s ass. Maybe breaking some shackles that were proving very difficult, maybe disarm a bomb that the League was just a hair’s breadth too slow to reach without help, but whatever happens, the shadowy figure pauses just long enough to say, “Hey, Batman, you know you there are these things called cellphones now and you can just call sometimes, it doesn’t have to be this dramatic?” and bounds away after shouting ‘let’s do brunch! Bring your new friends!’

Batman is mortified.

No one lets it go.

The entire rest of the mission, the whole League is asking so many questions. Who was that? Do you know him? How do you know him? What’s going on? I didn’t know there was a vigilante in this area?? They don’t let up until he talks.

“That was Nightwing.” Batman is mumbling. The JL forces him to bring them to the Brunch. Brunch happens to be in a run-down apartment on the edge of a bad neighborhood, at five in the morning, in costume. Nightwing introduces himself as Batman’s lovechild with justice.

“I did not realize Batman had a child,” Martian Manhunter says, calmly enough that no one’s sure if he’s accidentally plucking a really loud thought out of the air or if he’s trying to make a joke.

Nightwing stares for a moment falling over laughing. He doesn’t get up. Batman starts trying to apply anti-Joker venom but Nightwing just kicks him and laughs until he cries. He keeps trying to wipe his eyes and his mask keeps getting in the way, so he asks everyone to leave so he can please get a hold of himself

He is still laughing when they leave. Everyone is confused. Batman is furious.  Nightwing manages to breathe long enough to say, “We’re just so glad you’re socializing now, Batman.”

Superman turns to look at Batman very slowly. “…’we’?”

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Dating Bruce Wayne Would Include

(Btw I am using the Batman v Superman Bruce Wayne, y’all)

  • Not being entirely sure as to how it all even happened
    • On the off-chance that you’re one of Gotham’s minimal elite, you probably met Bruce at a charity gala and, for some reason beyond your comprehension, he picked you out of the other well-dressed women
    • In the higher likelihood that you don’t come from an affluent family, there’s a multitude of possibilities as to where you met: Maybe you were at a gala working as part of the catering company and he accidentally spilled red wine on you. Maybe you worked as an intern or temp or had a desk job somewhere in the Wayne Enterprise building in Gotham. Or maybe he just saw some assholes giving you a rough time and he stepped in and then offered to walk you home.

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Imagine: Robins second dad

this idea just popped into my head and I had to jot it down. Use freely if you like :)

Imagine after being brushed off by Batman one night Robin decides to prove to his dad that he can do it alone.

He goes out late at night and finds himself tracking the Joker who’s in the middle of blowing up a bank.

seeing Robin Joker of course assumes the Batman is near by and continues his scheam. Robin trys to rein him in but Jokers too cunning. He ties Robin up I’m the building, revealing his diabolical plan to the young kid, telling Robin he’s got Batman beat this time and that he won’t be saved.

the bomb keeps counting down, Joker getting more anxious as Batman is no where in sight. Dick is afraid and begins to tear up, sobbing that he shouldn’t have come without Batman.

Joker hears that and frowns suddenly “wait.. Batman’s not here?”

Dick shakes his head.

Joker grabs him and jumps out the window in the nick of time. Shielding the smaller body from any debree, Dick is in shock, was he just saved by the Joker?

But before he can question it the Joker speaks up “WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING!!!” And “You could have been killed!”, “You think this is a game?” He scorns Robin angerly “If Batman finds out about this.. he’s gonna kill me” he bites his nails just thinking about the what ifs..

“I’m sorry Joker.. I just wanted to prove to Batman I was capable.. he never recognizes anything I do”

Joker, of course, can relate to Batman’s neglectfulness and pities poor Robin.

“I should take you to him” Joker finally says, leaving all the easy to grab money in the bank.

“Wait! Please don’t make me go back now! I’m still mad at him” Robin would plead.

“Well you can’t just stay with me!”

Robin’s eyes go big and soft like a puppies and Joker is already defeated.

“Ugh. Fine”

Joker would call Batman and tell him that he’s got Robin, and not to worry, but that’s all he says so of course Bruce is super confused and worried and they try to track the Joker down all night

Joker and Robin spend all night sneaking onto rides at a carnaval, defacing public property and eating all then junkfood Robin could ever want. It’s more liberating then living with anal batman and police officer Babs. It’s nice to get away from the rules and be a kid. When Robin finally passes out into a Cotten candy coma Joker carries him back to Wayne manner.

Everyone is there, shocked to see the Joker at their door and Robin completely unharmed, looking like he got back from a circus complete with Clow face paint and balloons

Bruce is thankful, but was also worried sick so he gives Joker a lecture on Robins curfews and no sweets after 6

OK so I’ve made some head canons about Raven buying Damian a puppy cause the scene was so cute.

  • Damian was sceptical at first and didn’t have time with the pup until Raven forced him into a room with the pup and used her powers so that he couldn’t escape, it took half an hour before Damian finally let the pup come near him and pet him.
  • Since then he is frequently seen with the pup and gets teased by the other Titans (especially Beastboy), over a few weeks the pup is always by his side.
  • The pup loves to give him attention and slobber his tongue over Damian’s face, at first he was disgusted but is soon won over by puppy eyes.
  • Speaking of puppy eyes Damian can’t stand them, he doesn’t hate them, he just knows that if the pup gives him puppy eyes he will give in.
  • Kori tells him that he needs to give the pup a name and suggests name from her home planet, but since no one can pounce them they decide to give him an Earth name. It takes hours until Damian comes up with ‘Titus’, they are impressed that he would know a Shakespeare play until they hear it’s the most violent.
  • Damian decides to train the pup to make the “best” dog ever, however during the sessions Nightwing see’s Damian playing with Titus and films it.
  • Beastboy take it upon himself to but the dog food, since he can shape-shift into a dog and pick the best type of food for Titus, Damian is impressed and surprised, he thanks Beastboy by buying him a chew toy (for his amusement but it backfires when Beastboy loves it)
  • Beastboy also helps wash the dog as Damian doesn’t like it when Titus shakes himself and gets water all over the floor and him, one day they put too much shampoo on him and they get covered in it which surprisingly ends up in a shampoo fight.
  • Raven buys Titus a collar, red with a gold name plate, Damian secretly loves it.
  • Titus is friendly with the Titans, besides Damian he gives Raven more love and affection. 
  • Titus is usually seen with either Damian, Raven or both. Beastboy teases this and calls them Titus’s parents.
  • Nightwing really loves dogs so he tries to get along with Titus like it does with Damian and Raven but fails, he ends up getting treats to bribe the dog. When Damian finds out he is not happy.
  • Titus curls up to Damian when they sit together, late at night Nightwing found Damian, Raven and Titus together with Damian and Raven on the couch leaning their heads together while Titus laid across their laps. They were all asleep and Nightwing sends a picture to Batman and Alfred.
  • Alfred now has a new phone wallpaper.
  • Titus sleeps in Damian’s room, when Damian is out late Titus stays in Raven’s room. 
  • Blue Beetle loves Titus and plays with him outside, the other Titans join in and it becomes a big game of fetch or hide and seek.
  • KRYPTO COMES. Damian is hesitant foe them to meet incase Krypto freezes Titus, but is relives when the two dogs get along.
  • Time for Titus to meet Batman, Batman stares at the dog happily wagging his tail and the tall man. Suddenly Batman crouches down and gently pets him, Titus then jumps on Batman and licks his face. All of them are surprised when Batman smiled at the dog (Nightwing secretly takes a picture and sends it to Alfred and Batgirl).
  • JASON ARRIVES and he becomes best friends with the dog, making Nightwing jealous and Damian angry.
  • Tim and Batgirl come together to visit and get along with Titus, Damian wants to get Titus angry every time Tim comes and is stopped by Raven.
  • If anyone hurts Titus Damian will go for the kill (obviously someone will stop him from actually killing) and Raven will heal Titus.
  • For Damian’s next birthday Nightwing and Jason are going to but him and Titus matching t-shirts. Beastboy has the same idea but for Damian and Raven.
  • Even as Titus continues to grow, Damian will always let him sleep on the his bed.
Stay A Little Longer~ Sami Zayn Imagine

Originally posted by heyambrose

@laochbaineann @cethleann @leadmetothedarkness

You groan as you reach over for your blaring phone by your bed. It was three in the morning, your clock was flashing.Who was calling you this late?  Ring.. Ring..Ring… your phone rings again. You see that it’s Sami, your boyfriend calling you. 

“ Hello?” you answer groggily, still sleepy. 

“ Y/N! My girl!” He slurs through the phone. You sit up on your bed, rubbing your eyes from sleep. 

“ Sami?” you ask, “ How many drinks have you had?” 

“1…2..3..4..10..no…23…” 

“ It’s three in the morning Sami, why aren’t you heading back to the hotel?” 

“ Because……Sami is having soooooooo much fun boo!” He half giggles, half yells. 

“ Babe, you are drunk. Get a cab to the hotel or have someone drive you” you say, annoyed that in the morning you would be in no mood for your interview that you had to go to. 

“ But baby… I wanna love you” 

“ You do love me Sami and I love you too” 

“ where are you?”

“ Somewhere..” 

“ That’s a big help..” 

“ I’m at the bar…” 

“ With who?” 

“ Kevybear, Sethiebear, RoRo and Nevy” you couldn’t help but snicker at the nicknames your boyfriend gave his friends. From Neville to Kevin . He was a mess. 

“ Go find Kevin or Neville” 

“ I can’t..” 

“ Why not?” 

“ I lost them”

“ Go find them…” 

“ I cannot..” 

“ And why not?” 

“ Because of this girl…” This brought your attention as you were more awake sitting up in bed. 

“ She put her hands on me…and I ran away… yelling to her I’m with a stunning angel that came from heaven..” You couldn’t help it but smile, “  I love you babe.” 

“ I love you too boo” Sami says, still slurring and hiccuping. 

“ Have you tried calling Kevin?” you ask him. 

“Yep and nothing. He doesn’t like me right now” 

“ Maybe you should go look for him?” you ask. You didn’t want him to go back knowing that this girl he was talking about might throw herself back at him while he’s still drunk.

“ I don’t wanna!” He pouts on the other end of of the phone. 

“Alright. Alright, just wait till someone finds you then…” you say, laying back on the bed knowing it was going to be a long time. He was such entertainment while he wasn’t sober. 

Sami suddenly sings the Batman theme making you burst in laughter at his yelling half singing. 

“ Sami?” you stop him from singing.

“ Yes boo?” 

“Your so cute” 

“ why thank you” 

“I love you Sami” 

“I love you too boo” 

“I wanna cuddle with you boo” 

“ Me too love” 

“ I want you here” 

“ Soon” 

Sami and you kept talking until it was Kevin who found him telling you he was taking Sami back and he was safe. You went back to sleep knowing how much Sami did love you. The next day Sami apologize for calling you waking you up and calling you “ boo” which he never does. You laughed it off telling him he should call you more often when he’s drunk. 

Can DCEU fans please, please stop defending the female characters of this franchise? Cause when you look at them beyond what the film wants you to think, they are just awful. Like, Michael Bay levels of awful.

In Man of Steel, Lois Lane suffers from the same problem as Mystique in X-Men Apocalypse, where a character and/or actress is given more screen time and importance just because. The way the film bends itself backwards to give her screen time is just pathetic. But what’s even worse is that they are all excuses for Superman to save her. Seriously. Lois Lane goes into the Kryptonian ship. Robot attacks her so Superman has to save her. Lois Lane investigates Superman: the government kidnap her, so Superman has to make sure she is safe (but he was going to turn himself in anyway, so Lois being kidnapped feels like an odd choice story wise). Lois is brought up to Zod’s ship, just another excuse to put her in a situation where Superman has to save her. Then she ends up on a military plane so that she can push a button. I’m sure only she knows how to do that, it’s not like they could have just told them what to do or anything. And not only can she not push a button properly, it’s just yet another excuse for Superman to save her. Then there’s Martha, who’s impact on Clark is completely sidelined for Jonathan Kent’s pretentious monologues. Outside of one good scene. she’s just sort of there cause she has to be.

In Batman V Superman, we have 3 more characters. Mercy, who gets the same treatment as Jimmy Olsen (given about 3 lines and then killed for no reason.) Senator Finch, who’s actually the most well done character in the whole film in terms of execution of characterization. Blown up with Mercy. Wonder Woman? No. Just no. I hate that they reduce her to a one dimensional ‘badass warrior chick‘. I hate that her only purpose is the worst possible kind of sequel set up. I had that this version of the character does nothing during a ‘century of horrors‘ because man just doesn’t work well together so what’s the point?. And I hate that her solo movie has to carry all that baggage. And as for Lois Lane: way too many problems for this post, but the main one is this: to all the people who say ‘she’s not just Superman’s love interest in this version.‘ Yeah she is. Her interview with the terrorist is just for Superman to save her. Her investigation into that bullet is just for the movie to tell us that Lex ‘Most Obvious Bad Guy In Cinema History‘ Luthor is the bad guy. And then Lex kidnaps her to get to Superman. Then she shows up at the title fight, and all she does is explain something Superman already said. Then she throws a spear into water, just so she has to go get it later, leading to, big shock, Superman saving her AGAIN!! Oh, and the movie strongly suggests that Superman will go nuts if Lois were to die, which is just horrifying. And don’t get me started on how Martha is just a reason for Batman to suddenly start helping Superman. But hey, at least she gets to give Superman a horrible monologue of her own, right?

Then in Suicide Squad (note. I have not seen the extended edition, so maybe these problems were fixed), 4 female characters yet again. Enchantress is the main villain, and wow, she is the most average villain in superhero history. She’s another ‘god who thinks they should be worshiped and in charge‘ type character with a dash of ‘technology is bad‘ thrown in. She’s Gozu from Ghostbusters but with none of the build up or threat. Lame. The split personality thing is interesting, but it’s forgotten about as soon as it’s brought up and never goes anywhere. Kitana is…. just sort of there. Much like Wonder Woman, she’s just a ‘badass warrior chick‘ with nothing to her. Her only character trait outside of that is that her husband, a character we have never seen or given any reason to care about, is trapped inside her sword, and I guess that’s meant to make us care about someone who just stands around and occasionally killing something. And Harley Quinn is only entertaining because Margot Robbie is perfect casting. But even with that in mind, she’s a character that can be defined in one word: ‘crazy‘. There’s no depth, no interesting analysis of her craziness, she’s just crazy. And the movie keeps acting like she’s this super dangerous criminal who needs her own cell in the open cause she’s just so crazy. Yawn. Oh, and take a shot every time the camera focuses on her boobs and/or bum. I dare you. Amanda Waller is…. OK, yeah, she’s pretty damn badass. But that’s one pretty good character out of 9 who range from disposable to wasted potential.

Are those really the kind of female characters you want more of from Hollywood?

1. stop the world (i wanna get off with you)

Pairing:The Joker (Ledger) x Reader
Rating: T (for this chapter, E for the series as a whole)
Words: 2700 (I’m so sorry, I have no self-control)
Requested by: @nicolesyneah25

PART TWO / PART THREE / PART FOUR

With the exception of you I dislike everyone in the room
And I don’t wanna lie but I don’t wanna tell you the truth
Get the sense that you’re on the move and you’ll probably be leaving soon
So I’m telling you, stop the world cause I wanna get off with you

Originally posted by kittycheshirestuff

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Coldflash Week

I wrote two short snippets. Here’s the longer one, for days 3 (forced to work together) and 5 (alternate earths). More of a set-up to a longer story that I will likely never write, so if anyone wants it, it's yours - no need to ask permission, just go ahead and link me to it when you’re done.

Fic: When The Bat Comes In
Fandom: Flash
Pairing: Leonard Snart/Barry Allen (pre-slash)

Ao3 link

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“Hey, Bear! Got another one with your name on it!”

Barry groans. He’d be so damn close to getting out early, just once.

“Sorry, man,” Julian says from the next desk over. “You know what they say: crime doesn’t sleep –”

“– and neither do the detectives,” Barry finished.

Sometimes he regrets not going in to be a CSI instead of following in Joe’s footsteps to become a detective. Still, Joe’s detective work – along with his deep and abiding faith in the innocence of his best friend when he had been suspected of killing his wife – had been the only thing that had thrown enough doubt on Barry’s dad’s case to win him an acquittal. Everyone else had assumed was open-and-shut and hadn’t bothered looking deep enough: only Joe had bothered. Only Joe had found the questionable evidence, thereby sparing Henry Allen the agonies of being imprisoned unfairly and letting him stay home to raise his son.

Barry was determined to be that person to someone else.

He just wished crime slept a little bit more, that’s all.

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PSA: The Zsasz tag is not exclusively a Gotham tag

Nothing will ever be more scream-inducing than seeing a post tagged as “gotham” when the post itself explicitly, in the first paragraph, says it’s part of another verse.

Like I don’t where everyone’s getting the idea that if it’s tagged for Zsasz it must be Gotham related but I pretty explicitly put “lawful-verse” in the post regarding Leo and Zsasz and Leo is, quite literally, not part of the Gotham universe because A: He’s an OC, and B: Zsasz is not exclusive to the Gotham universe.

This is the second time I’ve had a post I made referring to Zsasz be tagged as “gotham” when it has literally nothing to do with Gotham in the slightest and this one is even more infuriating because this second post was literally stated, not in the tags, to be about a specific verse, and it was tagged for the Gotham verse.

So I have a request, unless a Zsasz post is EXPLICITLY talking about Gotham, do NOT assume it’s about Gotham. This doesn’t mean a moodboad with a quote from Gotham but nothing in the tags to indicate its for Gotham, this means OP already tagged it as Gotham, explicitly states it is about Gotham in the post. I really like Zsasz I think he’s a great character, and I’m not just talking about the one from Gotham.

Because this one exists and is older than Gotham:

Originally posted by wouldyouliketoseemymask

  • ~suddenly Batman starts stealing Harley from Joker and then this happens....~
  • Batman: YOU WILL NEVER HAVE HER!
  • Joker: WHY NOT!!
  • Batman: *embarrassed and blushes * because I love you...
  • Harley: *surprised*😮
  • Joker: *surprised*😍
  • ~After that Batman starts carrying Joker away, both of them happy ~
  • Harley: *happy cry * I can't even...😍

So, you all know how Superman tends to hover when it comes to Supergirl? Like he just can’t help but be an overprotective big brother/cousin/dad? And Batman is just like “Dude. Give the woman her space.”

What if, in Super Sons, Batman suddenly becomes the helicopter parent? Because Jon is Clark’s son and what if Damian makes the poor kid cry? Or what if Jon accidentally hurts Damian? Irreparably. Plus, two boys at similar ages tend to do stupid things. Hell, Damian by himself tends to do stupid things. And the last thing Batman needs is Superman barging into the cave, accusing Damian of corrupting that tiny ray of sunshine.

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Why do you think Batman and Cassandra Cain have such a... different relationship compared to the other kids?

because she was the only character capable of communicating with him amongst a sea of batman writing that had bruce be emotionally closed off as a golden rule. and i’m using past tense not because batman is suddenly the most open person the dcu has had, but because in the last five years he’s had enough character development that having a more than three-word conversation with the people he loves is more and more frequent

bruce’s thing ever since his parents died was that the pain he felt was so unique to him, so much and so different than what he knew up until then, that there were no words for him to express his grief. it’s why we never see him have heart-to-heart’s with alfred years following the waynes’ funeral, take for comfort words from alfred’s part. it’s not necessarily because that’s how he was always built. it wasn’t his default character. we know young bruce had friends and a running mouth like no other, so it’s highly likely he tried to verbalize the shattering pain of losing his parents when it happened but couldn’t. so he chose not to try again. throughout the comics, even in the eras where batman is at his darkest, there are plenty of scenes that expressing his feelings is seen through acts lacking speech bubbles. it’s only logical that when the girl that doesn’t speak but can read body language comes along, she gets under his skin quicker than any other member of the family

cass has had a far more difficult origin than bruce. she was emotionally and physically abused for many years, treated as an experiment by the person who was supposed to love and protect her unconditionally. and even though plenty of characters in the dcu have had a lot more going on with them than just losing their parents, bruce actually acknowledges her higher-tier pain. even in the likelihood he was planning on keeping her at arm’s length (which he attempted at first), it’d be a losing battle before it started. he could stand still with his best neutral face and cass would still be able to sense any agitation because to her no words equaled communication

and maybe he was comfortable with that? maybe part of him wished he had this kind of exchange as a kid when he needed it the most, somebody who just by walking in the room knew he was in pain, and the kind of pain at that too? their relationship was healing for both parties because one was finally understood for the first time in his life and the other was thrust into a family that’d die for her in an instant. every member was there for her, from barbara teaching her how to read and speak, to stephanie being her friend and giving her some sense of normality her life lacked, to tim being square with her and trusting her to take the lead when necessary, to dick being the designated big brother and finally finding someone not likely to get tired by his constant rambling. to bruce, who was the safe father figure she never had, which not only did he sense, he also actively chased at first by sidelineing her so she wouldn’t get hurt in the line of duty

i’ve seen so many people trying to interpret why bruce has so willingly and openly time and time again said cassandra is better than him, but it’s not really that complicating when you think about how if he didn’t say it, she’d still know anyway. that “anyway” was everything to him and the game changer in this

*song inspired* Imagine:  IDFC

Originally posted by grysamobojcow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvU7PetX36Y

Your heart was aching on the inside, rotting like a tomato left in a corner. Everyday at work you were forced to deal with the most dangerous man in Gotham, and one of the most dangerous on earth, Mr. Joker himself. You were his henchman, or henchwoman to be more clear. Many women didn’t get to work for him, but you were special.

You were flexible and intelligent. You had studied to be a police so you knew the city deeper and you knew how to get out of difficult situations. Also he didn’t have to teach you how to shoot. So you got the job easily. But why did he hire a police officer?

You shot your partner at work and a psycholog got to the results that you were crazy. Shortly said you had been at Arkham, but you managed to get away and Joker welcomed you with open arms. But things didn’t go well for you.

You had fallen for Joker. You had feelings for this clown prince of crime, but he didn’t care. Why would he? It hurt so much to see him everyday without having a chance to be more to him.  Once this job would get you killed, you’d be replaced and forgotten, buried as a nobody. 

Yet there you were, standing tall as you were crumbling inside. You were on a mission with Joker, Frost and two other henchmen. You had a back-up team in case things went bad. You were going to rob the bank but not for money. You needed papers from the back. The code was D56H10A and it was your responsibility to crack it. Your heart was beating hard in your chest as you held onto your gun tightly. You watched as Joker led the group towards the bank that was currently closed since it was so late. He was wearing dark clothes and a bulletproof vest, which made him quite handsome.

But you had to stay focused.

The other henchmen followed Mr.J as you were the last one walking. You were all on the roof and they were going to break in from the central door. You kept guard. That’s when you noticed something flash in the corner of your eye. You turned around and saw no one else than Batman on the roof of another building, thinking he was fucking clever or something. He was pointing a gun at Joker. Suddenly everything happened in slow motion.

‘’GET DOWN!’’ You warned your mates and then tried to load your gun. That would take too long. So you did the only thing that popped into your mind. Just as Batman was going to pull the trigger, you literally jumped in front of Mr.J. A shot echoed in Gotham city, but blended into the city noise. 

You fell onto the ground and grunted in pain. The back-up team started to shoot at Batman and you knew he would flee soon. Mr. J stood there, unharmed. The other henchmen were unharmed as well. But what did Batman shoot?

Suddenly as you were about to get up, a sharp pain took over you, mostly hurting by your stomach. 

You had been shot while you saved Joker.

Your E/C eyes widened and you felt tears already rolling down your face silently. You were holding your breath, scared to let it out in case it would be your last. Mr. J was looking at you with shock written on his face. You were one of his best workers so he didn’t want to lose you now. But that’s all, you weren’t more important to him, but he was the most important person to you.

Frost got down and pressed a cloth against your wound. You moaned out in pain and felt blood gushing out of the stinging bulletwound. Your vision started to get blurry and you knew you’d die. You weren’t so important that Mr.J would take you with him to a doctor. No, he could get a new worker. You were sure about it.

‘’Just go’’ You breathed out and then gasped for air. Even breathing made the pain worse. You took a bullet for him and you had known all the time it could get you killed. It hurt so much on the inside because now you knew for sure you’d never be anything with Joker. 

‘’Don’t give up Y/N’’ Frost growled at you and made sure you couldn’t bleed through the dirty cloth. You just adjusted your eyes on your boss who seemed kinda helpless. You had already given up. You’d die and you knew it very well just like the others. But you had one last wish. It didn’t matter if you made a fool out of yourself.

‘’J..’ You pushed the word out of your mouth and then gathered your last strength. He got down next to you and nodded,letting you continue. ‘’Tell me th-that you love me even if it’s fake..please’’ You begged and then gritted your teeth. The pain was the worst thing you had ever felt in your entire life. You noticed how surprised everyone looked. That’s it. You were about to shut your eyes and allow yourself to just bleed to death, but you felt someone’s hand touching your cheeks. ‘’I love you..’’ You heard his raspy voice. That was enough to ease the pain a little and put a smile on your face.

‘’Y/N’’ he said your name seriously, but you were fading away. ‘’Y/N! For fuck’s sake someone get Dr. Quinzel here now!’’ Mr.J shouted loudly and you heard the other henchmen grabbing their phones. Then everything around you started to echo. ‘’Y/N if you dare to die now I’ll be very mad. Stay.Awake’’ J commanded seriously. You didn’t respond anymore, because the darkness felt more tempting than laying in your own pool of blood.

‘’If you let her die I will fucking shoot each and one of you!’’ Joker roared out angrily. Maybe he didn’t think of you as just another henchman after all. Maybe you could be saved, if it wasn’t too late. At least you heard those three words from him so if you’d die, you could be happy.

‘’Stay with me..’’ Joker begged, but from that everything you heard turned into a slurred mess.

anonymous asked:

(bendytheinkstar) "Hey!" Holy teleporting demons, Batman! Bendy suddenly popped out in front of Wally; it probably wasn't really teleportation, the speedy little scamp, but he sure wasn't there a second ago. "You're the new guy, right? Heehee, of course you are, since you're not Joey or Henry!"

He shrieks, raising the broom in his hand immediately, ready to swing it. He freezes halfway, breath hitching so sharply it’s almost painful and he chokes. “Geez louISE Bendy- what the hell?!”

He lowers the broom slowly but keeps it held tightly… just in case “Whadda you- I mean- why didja- you’re alive?!”

sparrowsfallingfromthesky  asked:

E/R. AU where Enjolras is an inspirational speaker and Grantaire is obviously his cynical self but he finds it hilarious to show up at Enjolras's lecture things and then whenever there are questions at the end he asks really dumb questions and Enjolras gets really annoyed but then they keep running into each other in other places and they end up falling for each other.

(This is probably more “inspired by” than an exact prompt fill, but I hope you enjoy it anyway!)

It’s not that Grantaire means to heckle the most famous investigative journalist of his time.

(That is probably a lie.)

Grantaire goes to the talk because, well, most famous investigative journalist of his time, and Grantaire may be fairly apathetic, politically, but that doesn’t mean he’s going to turn down a chance to see him when he’s talking in Grantaire’s very own city. Talking quite a great deal in his very own city, actually, judging by the amount of universities and clubs that seem to be having him in.

Honestly, blow one huge government scandal and suddenly you’re Batman.

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anonymous asked:

Do you think born and raised Gothamites are too afraid of the Batman? That they don't see him as their hero whereas Metropolis fully embraces Superman? Or that the JL or Superman changed some aspects of that?

i think there was a long time, like at least 5-10 full years, when bruce hadn’t made his act known and the JL wasn’t out there with press coverage (or fully functioning as a team), where people–good, bad, kids, adults, your grandma– feared “The Batman”, and that’s how he made it work. he relied on people being scared of the idea of this creature lurking in the night and dealing with anyone who dared not follow the law, which is why he was almost obsessive with keeping people from snapping his picture or acquiring footage of him lest they found out he was a man instead of a supernatural monster, and then what?

and i’m sure that changed organically, or at least it would have down the line, because people were bound to find out this guy isn’t a vampire. but bruce’s relationship with clark played a big role too? because while bruce was striving to come off as this superpowered being, we have clark, we have superman, who’s trying to be a man. who’s always on his best behavior and doesn’t wear a mask to fight crime and he tries to be there for people in a human kind of way, despite metropolis being out to get him at the beginning (alien invading our city and marking our home as his territory wasn’t a popular notion). and it works. it’s not a flawed strategy, it’s not silly or naive from clark’s part, it’s just that, surprisingly, honesty works. in relative terms, clark still had his secret identity, but it worked. and even though bruce is actually a man, prone to getting killed more easily that a superpowered dude is, he slowly adopts the same logic, tailoring it to his needs

so then the justice league becomes really public and now everyone knows batman’s a man, but this man still goes out at night and kicks their ass seven ways to sunday, so even though gotham criminals start underestimating him, they still get punched in the teeth at the end of the night. so it didn’t matter. it didn’t matter he was now a man to gotham. it didn’t matter he stopped being a myth or that you wouldn’t get laughed at anymore if you mentioned you saw batman moving by your window. he’s not a cautionary fairytale anymore, kids snapping photos of him isn’t a code red breach. gotham stops fearing him irrationally

let’s be real, everyone’s a bit scared and/or weirded out by batman. it’s in the justice league dynamics, it’s in the batfamily’s dynamics and they’ve lived with him. so now we have gothamites having faith in their hero but always keeping a step back just in case. they root for him but they’re still aware of what he’s capable of. they know they’ll be saved but let’s just not keep our guard down. and i think that’s what bruce prefers even if he probably viewed this scenario as a disaster in his early vigilante years

unless, of course, another city is badmouthing batman. then all hell breaks loose and suddenly batman “is our #1 guy” and “talk shit one more time and you’ll get my tattooed I ❤ BATMAN knuckles on yo’ face”