(this probably has been stated before), but I like to headcanon that both Eren and Levi combined would be the most overprotective parents ever (and probably the most intimidating imo) with their child. I mean, I think about it becuz Eren and Levi are both very caring and defensive in canon, and they’re both easily angered in their own way actually lol, plus, they’re badasses that have both been referred to as “monsters” in the manga. So, like say for example, if anything bad were to happen to their child (getting kidnapped or something), I imagine all hell would break lose and they will literally fuq you uP from here to kingdom come. 
I like to think that Eren and Levi are the least parents you wanna mess with. 

anonymous asked:

The minute I saw a Kerber celebrating something I knew we'd spot harry. His only three friends.

as soon as I read CANADA i was already like LMAO im sorry i cant with that family they are even worse than kendall jenner & the azoffs together 

(Pipi sending this)

You’ll be okay if they don’t text you back. You’ll be okay if they spend time with someone else. You’ll be okay if they can’t make time for you right now.


look what my best friends got me for my birthday! it’s the millet magazine that seunghyun was featured in and looks bomb af and the made tour final in seoul (the one that i went to) on dvd aaaah!!!! ♥

anonymous asked:

Oh my god the nose ring, the dad taehyung au continues to destroy me oh my god. Could we please have some more stuff from it? Only if you want to obviously and thank you for sharing your wonderful writing with is

Yoongi actually gets the nose piercing with Taehyung and Baekhyun. Its on his eighteenth birthday and he’s basically known Baekhyun for a while now. Even though it’s his birthday it’s not really supposed to be a big deal to him but of course, his best friend happens to let it slip, in front of Taehyung, what day it is. Taehyung kind of just frowns as he looks at the pretty teenager sitting at his kitchen table with his son smirking at them. 

“Why aren’t you out, i don’t know, buying porn or cigarettes or whatever it is kids buy on their eighteenth birthday?” 

Baekhyun actually howls in laughter while Yoongi blushes and hides his own little chuckles. 

“Dad no one buys porn anymore what year are you even from???” 

Taehyung scowls and gently smacks the back of Baekhyun’s head. 

“Shut it brat, on my eighteenth birthday i was buying you pampers because i was a dad. I have no idea what kids do nowadays.”

“That’s what you get for sticking your dick in someone” Baekhyun rolls his eyes. 

Yoongi finally lets it slip, once Baekhyun has stopped his little mini banter with Taehyung,  that he’s not really doing anything for his birthday because his parents are out of town and he only really like hanging out with Baekhyun. 

“Kids at our school are such ass eaters!” Baekhyun loudly exclaims, earning him another smack from his father.

Taehyung suddenly grins as his eyes sparkle with some mischief. 

“Hey pretty boy, i got to go get a fill on one of my tattoos today, you wanna get a piercing while you’re there?” Taehyung smirks at the blush he notices on Yoongi’s face. “I’ll pay for it and even let you hold my hand if you’re scared of needles.” 

Baekhyun shoves his best friend, not so subtly, telling him to take his chance. Yoongi slowly nods. 

“Y-Yes please.”