clueless - zach herron and jack avery
warning: none but this is pretty sucky
both of your parents spoke fluent french and taught you it as well. when you found out your boyfriend’s friend, jack, spoke some french we immediately bonded over the unique language.
jack, zach, and you were currently watching a movie in the why don’t we house. zach’s arm was draped around your shoulders. his cologne was sweet but a little heavy and you had to point it out to jack.
“aidez-moi. sa cologne est si forte [help. his cologne is so strong],” you laughed. jack laughed as well while he processed what you were was saying.
“il essaie de vous impressionner [he is trying to impress you],” he said and you snorted.
“il n'a pas besoin de le faire. il est si mignon et je suis tellement heureux de l'avoir [he doesn’t need to. he’s so cute and i’m so glad to have him],” you looked to zach and he his lips were pursed clearly thinking hard.
“can you guys be quiet? i’m trying to watch the movie,” he said and moved his arm from my shoulder to his side.
“yeah, one second i’m going to get my charger,” jack said and left the room.
“zach, what’s wrong?” you asked him, curiously.
“zach,” you stated. if he thinks he can get away with not telling you, he’s wrong. “wait a minute, is the zach herron jealous?”
“no,” he hesitated.
“he is!” you laughed at him. he kept his eyes locked on the screen that played grown ups two.
“you and jack speak the language of love! i have no clue what you’re saying! sometimes i think you’re going to leave me for him who can speak your language!” he told you, throwing his hands in the air in defeat.
“oh baby,” you leaned in and kissed him. “you’re the only man i want. the only one.”
you guys kissed each other passionately until jack walked in and made a gagging noise.
“vous êtes dégoûtants [you guys are disgusting],” jack said and walked to the couch. you laughed and we continued watching the movie.
a couple minutes later zach whispered in your ear, “what’d he say?”