sucky-parenting

clueless - zach herron and jack avery

warning: none but this is pretty sucky

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both of your parents spoke fluent french and taught you it as well. when you found out your boyfriend’s friend, jack, spoke some french we immediately bonded over the unique language. 

jack, zach, and you were currently watching a movie in the why don’t we house. zach’s arm was draped around your shoulders. his cologne was sweet but a little heavy and you had to point it out to jack. 

“aidez-moi. sa cologne est si forte [help. his cologne is so strong],” you laughed. jack laughed as well while he processed what you were was saying. 

“il essaie de vous impressionner [he is trying to impress you],” he said and you snorted. 

“il n'a pas besoin de le faire. il est si mignon et je suis tellement heureux de l'avoir [he doesn’t need to. he’s so cute and i’m so glad to have him],” you looked to zach and he his lips were pursed clearly thinking hard. 

“can you guys be quiet? i’m trying to watch the movie,” he said and moved his arm from my shoulder to his side. 

“yeah, one second i’m going to get my charger,” jack said and left the room. 

“zach, what’s wrong?” you asked him, curiously. 

“nothing.” 

“zach,” you stated. if he thinks he can get away with not telling you, he’s wrong. “wait a minute, is the zach herron jealous?” 

“no,” he hesitated. 

“he is!” you laughed at him. he kept his eyes locked on the screen that played grown ups two. 

“you and jack speak the language of love! i have no clue what you’re saying! sometimes i think you’re going to leave me for him who can speak your language!” he told you, throwing his hands in the air in defeat. 

“oh baby,” you leaned in and kissed him. “you’re the only man i want. the only one.” 

you guys kissed each other passionately until jack walked in and made a gagging noise. 

“vous êtes dégoûtants [you guys are disgusting],” jack said and walked to the couch. you laughed and we continued watching the movie. 

 a couple minutes later zach whispered in your ear, “what’d he say?” 

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literally one of the worst things ever is when a parent is ruthlessly yelling at their child while the child’s friend is in the car with them. like, it’s bad enough without anyone around, but parent, you are not only humiliating your child but making another uninvolved person extremely uncomfortable. when you’re the friend, you feel helpless and immensely bad for the one getting scolded, and when you’re the kid, you feel like scratching your face to shreds and melting into the car vents. when you’re the parent you’re just an asshole.

anonymous asked:

I was told today by 2 different people that Kylo and Rey are siblings and they are twins lol

Twins that are born 10 years apart and one has a different accent? lmao😂 And for them to be siblings, Leia must had been with two different men and was a bad mother to leave her kid with Plutt in order for that to happen.

Rey remembered that her parents was nobodies before Kylo said anything to her. And in the TFA book after Maz tells her whomever you are waiting for on Jakku, they are never coming back - she says, “You’ve known all along.”

Rey knew and she was in denial for all those years. In the book it also states that she would make-believe that she was a pilot and would go on adventures with Captain Dosmit Rae. Now that was probably a hint that she came up with this family in her head that would come back for her just to get by on Jakku because her real family was horrible and sold her. She was lonely and she was so young, and this was the only way she could cope with being abandoned. It also makes sense why we see Plutt dragging her off in her vision because who would leave their child with him? Definitely not for safe keeping.

Her backstory breaks my heart💔

With Kylo, he felt abandoned and lonely. Snoke was inside his head and Luke failed him. In the TFA book, Han felt sorry for Rey which is why he offered her a place on his ship. In TLJ, Snoke pointed out that Kylo has his father’s heart. Kylo has compassion for her and he understands her. He’s trying to help her by letting go of the past. She can’t hide her pain from being abandoned by her family, he feels it too because of the bond. And from old canon, we know that a bond is made when the two has deep understanding of each other. This is why I don’t think the bond was made by Snoke. It’s like the Force knew these two people needed each other but could also use them to bring balance to the Force.

💗

Steve Harrington

I was thinking about all of the inner dailogue I see about Billy–about his hurt and anger.

But Steve has been through so much, too. Maybe because he’s quieter about it, it’s easier to focus on Billy? I contemplate what kind of inner dialogue Steve would have about having his heart ripped out by Nancy, only to be picked up and scotch-taped shittily back together by a group of middle school nerds, who he wouldn’t have gone near had it not been for her. 

I wonder what he would think, lying awake at night because he can’t sleep. The monsters are so much more real in his sleep. What would he think about? Would he let himself dwell on the Upside Down, or in Steve-fashion, would he divert to more positive thoughts?

Does he keep his bat beneath his bed, just in case?

Does he think about his parents? How sucky he is at writing essays? How he could definitely ask for help, but everything in his life is so fucked up. He just wants to be okay and not need help for once. It’s why he loves protecting the kids. He has a purpose–something that hadn’t been there before. College could be a flop, considering how much he struggled with high school. 

Swinging and crushing the demodog with his bat had been the most okay he had felt, even before he knew about the Upside Down. Which is why the police academy is so much more reasonable or true to him than going to some four year, book-drowning, essay-writing school. He’d rather protect people, even people he doesn’t know, than read another Shakespeare play.

Which is also why he becomes fierce, has that fire in his eyes when he does find out that Neil beats on Billy. That’s when the pieces of the puzzle that is Billy Hargrove fall together, a giant mess, but a collected mess. 

And I think that’s when Billy truly sees King Steve. He’s a protector, and he doesn’t care if him and Billy have a rocky, not-even-friends relationship. Because Billy might be aggressive, but no one deserved that (which is funny because, hello, the Byers’ house). But then that even explains the fight at the house. It explains why Billy flinches if someone claps him on the back during a game. It explains why he’s rough edged and offensive before defensive.


And eventually, Billy takes Steve’s scotch-taped heart and adds his own.


This definitely was supposed to be a short post.


Welp.

OKAY SO I FINALLY READ THE SHIP OF THE DEAD BY RICK TROLL RIORDAN

oKAY SO I WENT TO THE BOOKSTORE TODAY

AND GUESS WHAT I FOUND THERE

THE LAST BOOK OF THE MAGNUS CHASE SERIES

Thoughts?

“Oh look Percy’s here.”

“AGFAUGFAIUFG HIS SISTER IS BORN ALREADY? AND NAMED ESTELLE BLOFIS? DAWWW”

“No Jack I’m sorry but Riptide has standards.”

“Fierro Chase time.”

“YEAH UNCLE RUDOLPH WHERE’S THE CHOCOLATE.”

“Oh lookie another wolf.”

“ALL HAIL THE BIG BANANA.”

“No wait are mal and halfborn fighting?”

“Oooh Ramadan Sam?”

“Awww Amir.”

“But where’s Blitzen and Hearth tho.”

“Oh shit”

“Oh shit.”

“‘Claim guest rights.’ Smart move Sam.”

“Flyting?”

“So basically a rap battle… with less rapping… and more insulting. And saltiness.”

There’s Blitz and Hearth.”

“Oh no angst.”

“Aaaahhh… ummm… so Mr. A is a freaking dragon now?”

“What the frigg?”

more cuss words inserted here

time a skip ahhahhalooo

“Okay. So. Rock fight!”

“Ehehehe everyone has sucky parents.”

“THEY KISSED”

“AGFUAGUAGUAE FIERRO CHASE OMG”

“Oooooh Sam be savage tho.”

“Loki in a nutshell ehehehehehhehe.”

“Annabeth why are you crying??”

Sort of??

“KASGFAUSGFAS FTHEY KISSED AGAIN.”


Okay so Maggy the Beantown is defo the loki lowkeymom friend

Bc he’s so worried for his friends

Like

Helmets and stuff??

Also

I think the reason why he couldn’t think up a single insult against Loki

No matter how much mead he drank

Was bc Magnus Chase, no matter how snarky, how sarcastic, and how bad he thinks of himself, he’s a good person with a good heart

Unlike Loki, who’s harbored so much pain and loneliness and hate and every dark emotion throughout time

Which is why instead of insulting

Magnus boasted

Boasted how good his friends were

How great

How amazing his friends - family was.

So heck yeah Magnus Chase

And Hel yes to Fierro Chase

This is to everyone on here who has sucky parents!

I’m your mum now! And I’m your dad also! Nobody deserves to live life unhappy surrounded by people who don’t respect who you are and/or what you do! I’m here for you and I’ll talk to you anytime! Please feel free to drop me a message anytime

anonymous asked:

101 with Chuck/Rowena bc I loved seeing them reminisce (if not with that pairing, that's totally okay!)

Kids,” Chuck and Rowena sighed in unison, before shaking their heads and taking a sip of their cups of tea.

They grow up so fast…

It had been a long time since both of them had the chance to finally talk with somebody like proper adults, reminisce about the good little things in life that they usually never had the occasion to discuss with anybody else. As a Witch, Rowena was too busy escaping the clutches of certain hunters, and God… too busy isolating himself on an island which started to feel more and more like a cell instead of an actual dream palace without any real company.

“You know,” Chuck started, a smile tugging at his lips as he glanced at Rowena. “I never thought I’d have the chance to do this again with anybody. I mean… coffee break chats? I’m usually not much of a social kind of guy, you know? I – I let my fingers do the telling, if you catch my drift. I feel like writing is easier.”

“You seem to let go pretty easily, though.” Rowena raised her eyebrow.

“Well, to be fair, you are easier to talk to than most people, and we can relate to each other if you think about it, you know? I mean,” he made a random hand gesture. “We’re both parents – sucky parents, and uh… we… both despise pineapple on pizza, right? And – we have the same crappy taste of music! I mean, you are like my – my… soulmate or something, or whatever you call it…”

Rowena’s eyes were warm and she stared in amusement at Chuck as he babbled nervously.

“What you’re trying to say is that you feel more comfortable talking to me because we connect better?”

“See!” Chuck aimed a finger at her, “You just… get me.”

She snorted.

Y’know, it’s funny that you mention it, cause, like, yeah—I’ve actually made some unexpected friends after the whole Weirdmageddon thing?  I guess a good life-and-death apocalypse situation kinda makes social ladders vanish completely, huh?

For example, I thought Robbie was just, like, one of those goth weirdos that grew out of pods in the back of Edgy On Purpose or something.  But turns out, he’s actually pretty chill?  We both kinda bonded over how sucky our parents can be, and he loaned me some of his CDs in exchange for some of my makeup.

Not that I can’t afford all these CDs or whatever, but honestly?  Half of these bands are mega obscure and, like, I wouldn’t have even known they existed without his help.  I mean, have any of you guys even heard of “The Handlebar Bros?” Weird, but cool.

As for Gideon, not gonna lie, he’s still ultra creepy at times.  But I did find out he had some pretty good hairstyling tips, so we’re kinda testing the waters talking about that or whatever.  I dunno, things are still pretty weird there, considering he’s got wanted criminals following him around wherever he goes and stuff, but like, they’re not too bad.  

They’re basically butlers, just…on parole. I can live with that. Kinda.

But honestly, the coolest person I’ve started hanging out with is probably Wendy Corduroy.  Like, okay, I thought she was kinda a redneck lumberjack at first? (Redneck, not redhead, though, well, I guess she’s still the second one).  But like, despite that whole Northwest/Common lumberjack tension or whatever from that whole haunted mansion thing, she and her family are actually pretty…great?

I mean, her dad’s kinda wild…I think he like, wrestled a bear once or something…but Wendy and her brothers really know how to like, have fun and stuff!  And just, like…I dunno…she’s got a brother about my age, and he’s…sorta cute…

I mean, ugh!  Not like I’d ever date a Corduroy or anything. 

No, seriously, I wouldn’t. Cool as they are, they smell like yaks and tree bark. 

Friends or not, that’s just, like, not my type.

♔Pacifica N♢rthwest♔