such-a-shit

Our warrior was feeling antsy because he hadn’t killed anything in a while. His blade was dry.

Having messily slaughtered a room full of sleeping guards due to collective excitement and an unusual level of collaboration, our band went deeper into the dungeon and faced the big blue dragonkin guy that nearly killed Tyran, our warrior.

Tyran was full of pomp and swagger. He could care less about the barbarians, or the Guards either side of the blue guy.

“I’ve gone up TWO LEVELS since we last met!” He crowed. “I’ve taken a potion and have PLUS FIVE strength! Aaarrrrrrr!”

The rest of us: *facepalm*

i had the weirdest dream??? where lila was still very into adrien and so instead of hurting her feelings and telling her he doesn’t feel the same he just straight up liES and says that he’s going out with mari and she doesn’t believe him so later on in the hallways he was with mari and lila walks by so he pins mari against the wall and kisses her (PASSIONATELY) to prove it and i just can’t be lie v e

i’m g onnA FUCK IN G SCREAM SO LOUD !!!