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anonymous asked:

Lex for president/prime minister/ pope/ queen/king/all the gods

He appreciates it. Really he does. But you should absolutely NOT let this kid rule anybody. He’s killed every goldfish he’s ever had, is as jumpy as a goddamn baby goat and is constantly accidentally stabbing himself  and others around him with ordinary everyday objects. (Pencils, car keys, spoons. If he can hold it in his hand, he’s already doomed. This kid is so fidgety and gets so bored, he’ll find a way to stab himself with a tissue. Seriously. He’s such a loser. Don’t vote for him.)