such-a-dumbass

me: “Girls need to listen to their instincts and get away from men who make them uncomfortable. This is a really important message for girls.”

guys: “SO YOU’RE SAYING YOU HATE MEN YOU WANT MEN TO BE RAPED AND MURDERED THAT IS LITERALLY WHAT YOU’RE SAYING”

“So should I go ahead and assume that the little party last night was a good one or what? Because all I’ve got is a foggy memory, a missing shirt, and the worst hangover I’ve had in fucking years— which I never get so that says a lot.”