such is the meme that never ends

Doctor Who Sentence Starters

“Books! The best weapons in the world!”
“I am definitely a mad man with a box!”
"It’s not the time that matters, it’s the person.”
"Do what I do. Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan!”
"I’ve never met anyone who wasn’t important.”
"All that counts is here and now, and this is me!”
"I am and always will be the optimist.”
"Everybody knows that everybody dies. But not every day. Not today.”
“We’re all stories, in the end.”
“Always take a banana to a party!”
“You were fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. And you know what? So was I.”
"Anybody remotely interesting is mad, in some way or another.”
“Allow me to congratulate you, sir. You have the most totally closed mind that I’ve ever encountered.”
“What’s wrong with being childish? I like being childish.”
“Wait a minute, I know you! I don’t like you.”
“You’re a classic example of the inverse relationship bewteen the size of the mouth and the size of the brain.”
“You’re a beautiful woman, probably.”
“Oh, marvelous. You’re going to kill me. What a finely-tuned response to the situation.”
“Would you mind not standing on me, my hat’s on fire.”
“Oh, don’t listen to me… I never do.”
“Nothing can be eternal.”
“No. Impossible. I’m fully booked for the next two centuries.”
“We’re perfectly harmless, unfortunately.”
“But first things first. I’ve a death to arrange.”
“Don’t worry. I always leave things until the last moment.”
“It’s bigger on the inside!”

anonymous asked:

riley x farkle

shops for groceries: they do it together bc riley is great at spotting deals while farkle is there to remind riley that they don’t need to buy everything on sale
kills the spiders: farkle does bc riley starts screaming and hiding behind farkle
comes home drunk at 3am: honestly neither of them do [well they tried this one time but they refuse to talk abt that embarrassing night]
makes breakfast: riley is awesome at making waffles and that’s abt it so they end up having waffles for breakfast 75% of the time [and farkle never gets sick of it bc riley gets all happy when she makes them]
remembers to feed the fish: farkle didn’t really care for fish until riley wanted one so badly and now farkle lowkey stole the fish away from riley and now he has a cute lil fish family that he takes care of
decorates the apartment: riley. no further explanations bc who else would ??
initiates duets: riley loves to sing all the time and farkle has a great voice [bc he’s in theater] and riley only starts duets to hear his voice
falls asleep first: riley has a bed time [she still sleeps at 10 and farkle thinks that’s cute]

send me any ship and i’ll tell you who..

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[PATD meme] → [1/7] songs → Northern Downpour

It was about touring and girlfriends and love and everything that’s been important to us in the past few years. There’s a line in the song that goes, ‘I know the world’s a broken bone, but melt your headaches, call it home.’ I told Brendon to pay special attention to that line. —Ryan Ross

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get to know me [2/10] tv shows: doctor who
When you run with the Doctor, it feels like it’ll never end. But however hard you try you can’t run forever. Everybody knows that everybody dies and nobody knows it like the Doctor. But I do think that all the skies of all the worlds might just turn dark if he ever for one moment, accepts it. Everybody knows that everybody dies. But not every day. Not today. Some days are special. Some days are so, so blessed. Some days, nobody dies at all. Now and then, every once in a very long while, every day in a million days, when the wind stands fair, and the Doctor comes to call… everybody lives. 

when I say hmu I mean it hmu on the side of the head with a blunt object end me

Supernatural — Season 7  {Sentence Starters}

  • “I remember you. I remember everything.”
  • “We never catch a break, so why would we this time?”
  • “You’re gonna flirt your way past.”
  • “We need to come up with a new saying for that.”
  • “You die before me and I’ll kill ya.”
  • “You’re wrong. I am utterly indifferent to sexual orientation.”
  • “I’m sorry. I think you have to go back to start.”
  • “Shark Week, man. How do you not watch that? A whole week of sharks.”
  • “What are the odds this ends well? What are the odds?”
  • “You almost got us both killed. So you can be pissed all you want, but quit being a bitch.”
  • “I’m sorry. I think you have to go back to start.”
  • “It’s called anime. And it’s an art form.”
  • “Can you even get drunk anymore? It’s kind of like drinking a vitamin for you.”
  • “I have a question. How do you talk to girls?”
  • “You seem troubled. Of course, that’s a primary aspect of your personality, so I usually ignore it.”
  • “I don’t usually drink beer. It messes with my depth perception.”
  • “Everything is supposed to end.”
  • “Damn straight. Screw consciousness, I say.”
  • “This looks like a sex torture dungeon. Is this a sex torture dungeon?”
  • “I hate these indie films. Nothing ever happens.”

anonymous asked:

Oooh yay!! How about relationship hcs for matsukawa, Kenma, oikawa, and asahi??

Matsukawa Issei

  • Matching hoodies
  • Talk constantly via social networking, even if they’re talking face to face, they end up sending memes or showing each other stupid links
  • Unhealthy and copious amounts of takeaways would be ordered when they’re not supervised
  • Lazy days are very frequent, filled with Netflix, anime and prank youtube videos
  • They will never prank each other, but will prank the others
  • If not a lazy day, him and his partner would be out in the cinema

Oikawa Tooru

  • Jealousy is a common argument unfortunately, on both sides. Oikawa is a v petty and jealous fuk but he would always vow to be better. Which he does, he’s less jealous with age
  • Try everything and anything sort of dates/holidays. Skiing, snowboarding, canoeing, football, hockey etc – even if they’re just planning, it’d be a planning date
  • Family days out are a common occurrence, especially involving Oikawa’s nephew
  • Romantic gestures are a norm
  • A healthy competitive relationship filled with wagers and dares

Azumane Asahi

  • Classic love-struck-makes-you-gag-a-little-kind of romance. Filled with compliments and blushing with the occasional cute nervous hand holding kind of love
  • Ice cream dates and after school meetings are frequent. On weekends, parks and aquariums. If not it would be studying mixed with television and baking
  • Azumane would need convincing, but matching clothes. E.g. same chequered shirt with some black jeans
  • One of those cheesy love diaries would be passed between him and his partner

Kozume Kenma

  • Matching phone cases
  • Cinema dates and café dates are pretty common despite popular belief. Pokemon Go, ain’t gonna get all those stops and gyms staying in all day
  • Stupid play dates obvs with games. Not just video games, jigsaw puzzles are Kenma’s secret fav with his baes
  • Sending pictures of animals they see if they’re not together
  • An abundance of junk food is their diet unless prevented so by a parent, sibling and/or friend(s)
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get to know me meme: television shows [1/?] ♡ the vampire diaries (2009 - present)

You’re going to think that the pain will never end, but it will. But first, you have to let it all in. You can’t fight it; it’s bigger than you. You have to let yourself drown in it. But then, eventually, you’ll start to swim. And every single breath that you fight for will make you stronger. And I promise you: you’ll beat it.

maesterleia  asked:

Jon/Dany, 3 - things you said too quietly

“i loved your father, and i never knew him.”

she hopes he does not hear.  she hopes he does not–because she is sure he will be angry.  he is not a stark, in the end, because of his father.  he was raised to hate his father, and he does–refuses even to call him father.  “ned stark was my father,” he insists through gritted teeth whenever someone throws the word targaryen at him.  it is not enough.  not enough for him to keep the crown they set upon his head.  he puts it aside for a true stark, and takes up the name snow again, and dany watches him flex his hand as if the scars there remind him of something.  she never knows what.

i loved rhaegar, and i never knew him.  she didn’t have to know him. and for all these northern lords spoke of rape, and of the atrocities that her brother and father had committed against their starks, all she could think was of viserys.  rhaegar was the brother i wanted, not the brother i had.  he was valiant.  he was.  or he had been to her, at least.  he had been because she’d needed him to be.

she loves rhaegar as much as jon hates him, and jon glances at her, eyebrows raised because he hadn’t quite heard her. 

“you loved your father.  you must miss him.”

and he smiles, his face softening, and she sees gratitude in his grey eyes.  they say he has ned stark’s eyes.  

and me?  i have rhaegar’s.

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ZTD’s Zero & the Ending

Now the initial wave of hype and reactions have died down, I am genuinely surprised at the amount of people (mainly on twitter) who seemed to think zero time dilemma was a bad game/downright hated it.

Disclaimer: I don’t claim not to have issues with the game, but I still liked it overall. I also can’t argue about the exclusion of the ‘Another Time’ ending from VLR, since I’ve never liked that scene anyway (it felt completely unnecessary to me) so it not being expounded upon didn’t really bother me.

I’ve seen a few people address some of the more common complaints about ZTD already [eg: ‘Akane is OOC’], so I’m not going to go over those, but here’s a couple of things I haven’t seen addressed yet:

Spoilers ahead.

1. Zero in this game was weak / [insert 'complex motives’ meme]
I agree maybe this Zero was the weak-est of the three, but he did end up being who most people guessed he would be: Brother. What we didn’t guess is who Brother would be, and that’s where it gets a bit divisive. (I personally wanted it to be Aoi or Light, but there you go.) That comes down to personal preference.

I think he ended up being well portrayed as a morally grey villain who genuinely thought that his ends justified the means. It’s a shame that said characterisation was a little rushed but I felt that the main crux of his character was reflected well in the story: can good come from a necessary evil? Is killing six billion people worth it to save two billion? Is killing your friends over and over worth it to reach a golden timeline? Is throwing your alternate selves under a bus worth it to reach a happy ending? etc.

2. The ending was a cliffhanger
No… not really. The ending was a new start.

The fact that the whole game has been centred around decisions and said decisions having different outcomes, the final shot of the game ending on Carlos about to make a decision was very apt. 

“But did he shoot?!?” – it doesn’t matter. Or rather, he did in one timeline, he didn’t in another – and so the way of the universe continues. It’s up to the player, it’s Schrodinger’s cat all over again. Ambiguity =/= cliffhanger.

Yes, the Terrorist is still at large, but I really don’t see how you’d make another zero escape game out of this scenario, unless the terrorist gathers them all together… wait that’s not a bad idea… but I feel like the premise – the meta-concept of timeline narratives that made the ZE games so unique and fresh – would start being repetitive after this point. Maybe an epilogue OVA instead?

BTS as things dimplenams has said and done
  • Jin:*to her brother* "Twist that nipple!!!!!"
  • Yoongi:"Stop whipping, you're ugly."
  • Hoseok:*SCREAMS* *MOANS* *NEVER ENDING CYCLE OF SCREAMING AND MOANING*
  • Namjoon:"I'mma buy a tuxedo for a female because this looks hot."
  • Jimin:"Jungkook ain't coming back anytime soon. Remember? It was my plan all along."
  • Taehyung:*changes her picture on everything to Madagascar characters*
  • Jungkook:"Shrek doesn't look half bad as a human." *a little bit later* "Okay Shrek is really attractive as a human."

anonymous asked:

?? (The meme thing)

  • 21. A sea monster

Yana leaned against a rock semi-close to the shore of the nearby beach, smiling a sickeningly sweet smile. Her torn fins flicked a bit, twitching naturally as she watched the beach intently. She loved people watching, as she had affectionately named it, and occasionally playing with humans, even though playing with the humans never really ended well for either party. She didn’t let that dampen her mood though, especially since she wanted a new playmate very badly. So she waited there, resting her head on her pale, grayish-teal hands as she waited for a new friend to come along.