such dumbs

I hate this widow maker skin

She looks like she came from a early PS2 and GBA exclusive sci fi shooter that would have a cancelled GameCube port with a generic drum and bass techno soundtrack and your choice of which character you wanna play except she’s the only female character that has a faster move set and the game is mediocre and you only play since it had co op and the cover looked kinda cool to your 10 year old self and you saw it was rated T for Teen for Mild Violence and  Suggestive themes and your hoping she shows cleavage or something

  • Clint: this is my fun floating water base, I'm going to make a nice pirate reference and call it the Jolly Roger
  • His Awful Sons: no old man, it's called the 'Burg!