such dorks omfg

Wonder Woman branded awesomeness
  • no man’s land ? bitch please I Am No Man ™
  • Lemme Blow Down This Clock Tower ™
  • BABY??? B A B Y ™
  • Here Take That Tank In Your Face ™
  • SNOW IS BEAUTIFUL ™
  • Gotta Help The Horse ™
  • Ice Cream Is Good ™
  • How The Hell Can You Wear Dresses ™
  • Lemme Slap You With My Shield Into That Wall ™
  • Lemme Spray You With My Knee Through That Window ™
  • WHERE IS ARES WHO IS ARES ™

i live for kaidan distracting security during the citadel dlc

kaidan: i lost a lot of money. who can i talk to about getting it back?
security: i’m sorry, you can’t get it back. no please, sir. please don’t cry–

kaidan: uh, i accidentally used biotics on the roulette wheel. (laughs) sorry.

kaidan: mike hazer? hazer the laser? i almost didn’t recognize you! … you owe me money.

kaidan: kaidan alenko, special tactics and reconnaissance. you look like you would be an excellent candidate.

kaidan: i’m with the varren anti-cruelty association and i cannot believe what i’m seeing up there.

like… you little shit. take me to bed or lose me forever.

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Amazing Smaylor prank trivia! (+ Return of The Bloody Kleenex Heart) (x)