such donger

Semi-old Gorillaz fandom things

- Getting severely hyped when Jamie posted a new pic.
- “The blue light shining on Russel is Del.”
- Everyone thought the Saturnz Barz worm alien was also Del.
- Short lived mini memes like Del Hell, no neck bungus and Kerdoc.
- “This picture of Noodle looks a lot like Cyborg. Maybe she’s finally back!”
- 2D ate Massive Dick.
- Everyone going crazy over Murdoc’s uncircumcised donger in The Book of Murdoc.
- Also going crazy over Cyborg being in The Book of Murdoc.
- When everyone thought the preview pic for the Noodle Jaguar commercial was gonna be her riding a mechanical bull.
- “Does the slight reddish-ness in 2D’s eyes mean he’s lustful or angry?”
- *Jamie posts that one pic of Murdoc’s ass as a teaser back in like October* “MURDOC’S SO THICK 💦💦💦”
- When people thought the teaser pics for Saturnz Barz was gonna be 5/4 finally getting animated.
- Is it “from harm” or “among”?
- Everyone thought that the new album was gonna be called Hallelujah Money (if i remember right it was before the song even came out.)
- The Happy Landfill Gorillaz Chatango (rest in peace)
- “2D’s licking a window lol”
- The “Murdoc’s gonna die” theory getting so popular Jamie himself has to confirm that it’s not true.
- “WOULDN’T YOU AGREE?”
- WHO IS MAVIS
- March 19th.
- …September….23rd……….
- The countdowns…leading to nothing but Damon getting hacked…
- damon albatn

life tip: learn the NATO alphabet so that when someone asks you to spell something on the phone, you won’t accidentally say “it’s with a D, like, uh… donger.”

To The Hommie Who Wanted To Know About Namjoon’s Donger...(My Opinion)

Now, this is a story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down

And I’d like to take a minute

Just sit right there…..

Okie so personally I think Rapmonster has a BAT DICK meaning that it is freaking Huge… How does this boy find Pants??

How Do I Know you Ask??

 Well for starters His hands …..

Exhibit A: 

This Boy’s Hands are the size of baseball mitts…

Like I see no difference: 



I mean if that’s what his hands look like boy must be packing…..Don’t Believe me ?….

How about now?

THOSE ARE SWEATPANTS FOR GOD’S SAKE!:

IT’S A BAT DICK MEANING IT IS HUGE!!!

In conclusion Namjoon has a bat dick which means he has a baby joonie in his pants. …

STILL NOT CONVINCED?!?!?….

Namjoon himself has hinted at it….

Remember on American Hustle Life..

What was he implying?:…Idk maybe that he’s huge

DO YOU STILL NOT BELIEVE ME?:

Exhibit B:

LOOK AT THE BOYS FEET 

WHAT ARE THOSE?!?!? 

…..I think I rest my case….

AGAIN THIS MY OPINION SO FEEL FREE TO COMMENT AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK

Like I said in my other posts  I have heard that Idols sometimes don’t wear underwear because of how tight their pants are and they wear a cup so this could also be why the bulges differ in size… Idk let me know what you think ……

I’ll let myself out…. *runs away*

To the perosn who requested this sorry it took so long to post I had to collect my evidence and make sure it was accurate..but here you go…

About Tae’s Donger ( My opinion)

Now, this is a story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down

And I’d like to take a minute

Just sit right there…..

I saw a couple of people talking about how they think V of BTS has a small penis/ dingaling whatever you call it… Personally I don’t agree with this because because he’s got  some big ass hands and feet guys …

He just wouldn’t be proportional if he was small he is at least medium to large . I found these and it looks pretty big:

this is just my opinion and I respect anyone who thinks otherwise. Plus….

 I have heard that Idols sometimes don’t wear underwear because of how tight their pants are and they wear a cup so this could also be why the bulges differ in size… Idk let me know what you think ……

Again this is all the proof I have and if you have any opinions feel free to share… I wonder how big the other members are tbh ..

To The Hommie Who asked About Hobi’s Donger… (My Opinion)

Now, this is a story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down

And I’d like to take a minute

Just sit right there…..

okie so for starters I’m like 56456465465% Hoseok is a grower like this boy has a sponge dick it just you can’t always wee it but when it gets excited it just grows and grows…..

i feel it in my soul guys just picture this…

 Why do I say that??…..Well first of all….

Exhibit A: 

This little angel can dance his heart out and for the most part we can’t see anything ….Maybe he’s mastered the art of tucking.. ya know being a dancer and all ….

Maybe… But what about this???

What are this??

Still don’t believe me?? 

How about this pecular way of sitting down??? (ITS’S OKAY  Hoseok jimin’s thighs do that to me too)

All I’m saying as you may think he’s small but Boi be packing all kinds of heat (like his demo)

Not Convinced?

Hoseok has some big hands like sdfkhldkf

EXHIBIT B:


Why would he need big hands like those??

TO TOUCH THIS DICK!!!

KHFKLD

Still not convinced?

In conclusion JHope has a sponge meaning it looks small but oh you’re in for a surprise bc once it gets excited it’s like a 7 year old on sugar…

HIS PEPE IS LIKE AN ANGLES WINGS YOU GOTTA EARN IT HOE  

Need more proof.??….

LOOK AT THIS BOYS FEET LIKE SF;JHADLFVAD

Exhibit C:

THEY ARE SO… *DROOLS*

ME AS I WRITE THIS:

GSKLJSDF

i THINK I MADE MY POINT…

AGAIN THIS MY OPINION SO FEEL FREE TO COMMENT AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK

Like I said in my other posts  I have heard that Idols sometimes don’t wear underwear because of how tight their pants are and they wear a cup so this could also be why the bulges differ in size… Idk let me know what you think ……

To the perosn who requested this sorry it took so long to post I had to collect my evidence and make sure it was accurate..but here you go…

I NEED JESUS IN MY LIFE 

*DIES BC jHOPE IS SO CUTE AND HOT LIKE HOW CAN SOMEONE GO FROM 0 TO 1000000 THAT QUICK????!?!?!?

*DIES AGAIN*

Shit said in my Discord group

“While you fight I’m just gonna be making my ramen”
“pest control guy is ur new pokemon”
"this kingler is not accepting my balls”
“I just love seeing how you guys can embarrass yourselves over this”
“Don’t take that out of context”
“Fite me I will make you short”
“Oh hey dude how is it going my shipping troll homeslice breadslice shipslice”
“i came platonically into this room to have a platonic good time and honestly i feel so attacked in a non sexual way”
“Who is better waifu: ____ or _____? I’m asking because I’m caught in the middle of an argument about the topic, and I don’t wanna settle it right away due to the fact that I wouldn’t even hesitate to say ____”
“MY FRIEND TEXTED ME AT FUCKING 2AM! IM GONNA GET BACK AT HIM! IVE READ UP ON PETTY REVENGE I GOT THIS!”
“Sleep so you can blep”
“as apparently i am double satan, i approve of not fucking no”
“I thought this was about the soda for a second”
“You pulled that out of your donkey. The other word for donkey. That begins with an A. And ends with an s.”
“We’re down one furry… This is gonna be hard”
“Do I have to nickshame?”
“I care about chieves because I’m a chiev hoe!”
“Don’t do school, stay in vegetables and eat your drugs.”
"And the Lord did say: eat a bag of dicks”
“Jesus layed a hand on the tax collectors and proclaimed, "Eat my Diction.”
“I platonically think you’re platonically wrong platonically”
“And then there’s kermit.”
“We chill. We chill. We chill. We good. We good? Alright lets go.”
“___ God dammit put your dick away”
“It’s just a prank! It’s just a prank! It’s just a social experiment! A social experiment gone wrong! GONE WRONG!”
“You will not crush me like a bug, I will crush you like a bug for the tenth time gosh dangit!”
“Hey! Leave me be! I’m only slaughtering innocents! I’m not doing wrong!”
“My jackets on the floor, my ego is on it, and my back hurts.”
“Not only are they dying, but they’re dead.”
“By the power of my gigantic yaoi hands, I shall survive this night!”
“I question this group sometimes. And by sometimes I mean all the time.”
“I’m using my night time sexy voice”
“Now we can clean house on yo ass”
“welcome to the bitch house”
“shoot ____ first thats all im asking”
“you mother bitch”
“your dad has a minion kink”
“#Let_____BeThe6Foot3Baby”
“i think we are killing ___ mentally”
“You guys are to be honest. Great and stupid”
“clickty clack clickty clack with this chant I summon spam to the chat”
“You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER”
“YOU’RE UNDER ARREST FOR BEING CASUAL. COME OUT WITH YOUR DONGERS RAISED”
“YOU STOLE THE PEEPO”
“a graceful death? you mean flying into the fucking sun”
“I am a howdere”
“did you just call me a tiny angry gremlin”
“the fuck type of kinky shit is happening”
“I think dying is bad for your heath, but I’m not to certain.”
“Guys help i need hardcore memes”
“So I wrapped my mom’s present today, and I’m looking at the wrapping paper, and it’s about as straight as ___; not at all.”
“Update: FRESHMAN FRIDAY People got jumped, thrown in trashcans and shit I however, am fine”
“slide back into sin mountain”
“Hold up ____ likes murder children Explains why she is bias towards me”
“I can’t offer ideas….so I’m just…gonna go back to stabbing at ice with a knife…”
“FUCKING STOP PAPPING BEFORE I FLIP MY SHIT”
“Someone take food and punch me in the gut so hard that it goes into my stomach”
“I see this green foot at the corner of my eye, and I think to myself “No he fucking didn’t-” And I look up and see Kermit the fucking frog holding a double barrel shotgun”
“Okay shut the fuck your mouth.”
“Death cannot come fast enough….In a platonic way, shut up ___”
“It’s not Google, it’s Wikipedia.”
“FUCK YOU! TECH SUPPORT BULLSHIT! FUCK!”
“Did you just curse at me in Mexicanese?”
“Being in band and playing the saxophone was always rough for dirty minded little me….i always had to practice my fingering and tonguing….”

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I don’t normally get to play Heimer, and he falls out of this meta SO HARD.. and has since I played back in Season 1 >_> BUT ANYWAYS…

After a long hiatus when this system even came out and then the Heimer changes, it was really hard for me to play him much, let alone not get yelled at if I DID play him SOOO…

GETTING RANK 7 ON HIM FEELS DAMN GOOD.

THANKS FAM WHO JOINED ME FOR THIS ONE TODAY That was one hell of a long game but WE STILL DID IT BASE RACE.