such donger

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“Heimerdinger has been a fantastic mentor, and I’m incredibly grateful for his guidance. It’s allowed me to further my own personal progress here in Piltover. It’s a little odd getting started off as a Yordle here in this city, but through persistence and a little help, my expertise in hextechnology has blossomed. The fascinating correlation between magic and technology really could bring a new type of harmony, I hope. I can only help my professor in his endeavors, as his brilliant mind definitely surpasses mine. However, I do have a few tricks up my own sleeve, so I’m not completely not useless! We compliment each other well. I’m proud to be his assistant, no matter how often people chastise me. I know he comes off as gruff, but deep down, he really does care. You just have to look past his big goggles.”

To The Hommie Who Wanted To Know About Namjoon’s Donger...(My Opinion)

Now, this is a story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down

And I’d like to take a minute

Just sit right there…..

Okie so personally I think Rapmonster has a BAT DICK meaning that it is freaking Huge… How does this boy find Pants??

How Do I Know you Ask??

 Well for starters His hands …..

Exhibit A: 

This Boy’s Hands are the size of baseball mitts…

Like I see no difference: 



I mean if that’s what his hands look like boy must be packing…..Don’t Believe me ?….

How about now?

THOSE ARE SWEATPANTS FOR GOD’S SAKE!:

IT’S A BAT DICK MEANING IT IS HUGE!!!

In conclusion Namjoon has a bat dick which means he has a baby joonie in his pants. …

STILL NOT CONVINCED?!?!?….

Namjoon himself has hinted at it….

Remember on American Hustle Life..

What was he implying?:…Idk maybe that he’s huge

DO YOU STILL NOT BELIEVE ME?:

Exhibit B:

LOOK AT THE BOYS FEET 

WHAT ARE THOSE?!?!? 

…..I think I rest my case….

AGAIN THIS MY OPINION SO FEEL FREE TO COMMENT AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK

Like I said in my other posts  I have heard that Idols sometimes don’t wear underwear because of how tight their pants are and they wear a cup so this could also be why the bulges differ in size… Idk let me know what you think ……

I’ll let myself out…. *runs away*

To the perosn who requested this sorry it took so long to post I had to collect my evidence and make sure it was accurate..but here you go…

alright, let’s get one thing straight

i don’t give a single fuck whether or not donger turnip has narcissistic personality disorder. i literally do not care. if he were to be legitimately psychologically evaluated in-person and it turned out that he 100% is a pathological narcissist? cool. still don’t care.

what i do care about is how other people with npd are being affected by this. i care that a horrific monster is being toted as a “prime example” of a person with npd.

i care that those of you who are weirdly obsessed with proving that trump is a narcissist are amplifying the stigma against narcissistic personality disorder and making it hundreds of times harder for us to educate others and have them understand that narcissists aren’t intrinsically awful people.

i care that his incompetency and general shittiness aren’t being blamed on HIM AS A PERSON but instead on a mental illness, successfully relieving him of any responsibility for his own beliefs and actions, and instead painting narcissism itself as the bad guy here.

i care that anyone who doesn’t know any better (which is most everyone) is gonna see “trump has npd” and make an automatic link between being a terrible person and having narcissistic personality disorder.

it costs $0.00 to call out donald trump on what a sick excuse for a human being he is WITHOUT suggesting that mental illness (npd in particular) has anything to do with it. seriously, it’s hard enough as it is to disclose having this disorder to anyone. i’m sure i’m not the only one who would appreciate it if trump weren’t the first thing to come to mind when people hear “narcissistic personality disorder”.

The Signs as Lenny Faces

Aries:  (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

Taurus:  (ノ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ︵┻┻

Gemini:  ┴┬┴┤( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴┬

Cancer:   ヽ(͡◕ ͜ʖ ͡◕)ノ

Leo:  ᕦ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )ᕤ

Virgo: ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)

Libra:  ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Scorpio:   ( ͡x ͜ʖ ͡x)

Sagittarius:  (∩ ͡ ° ʖ ͡ °) ⊃-(===>

Capricorn:  ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

Aquarius:   ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

Pisces:  ╰( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )つ──☆*:・゚

TO THE HOMMIE WHO WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT JACKSON’S DONGER...

THIS WAS REQUESTED… (GOT7 DONGER….) SORRY IT TOOK A LITTLE LONGER I HAD TO GATHER MY EVIDENCE AND BATHE IN HOLY WATER….

THANK YOU TO ANON FOR SENDING ME THIS LOVELY PIECE FOR INSPIRATION:


Okie so this Kinky Little Dork has a Basball Bat dick… meaning that it’s very long and it get’s thicker as it goes down… I think the real question is how is this boy not doing porn with a pepe that big….like it could be considered a weapon and i’m like 99999% sure it’s illegal in 48 stats and parts of Europe like WHAT ARE THIS??? JUST DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND.. 

Picture this…. 

like how can one single little CHINESE baby boy be that blessed I FEEL LIKE HIS PORN STAR NAME SHOULD BE THE PUNISHER… 

DON’T BELIEVE ME? JUST LOOK AT THIS BOYS ARMS LIKE AWDJDJ

EXHIBIT A:

LOOK AT THAT FACE… I WONDER IF THAT’S THE FACE HE MAKES WHEN HE….

THE THIRST IS REAL ….THE AMOUNT OF SINFUL THINGS I AM IMAGINING RIGHT NOW…. HOW CAN SOMEONE BE SO HOT WITH A PUMPKIN ON HIS HEAD??? WKJASDJ *DIES*

This boy is the reason for every arm fetish ever like if that’s what his arms look like we can only imagine what his womb Raider looks like….idk maybe like ….. A MUTHER FUDGING BASEBALL BAT…. 

STILL DON’T BELIEVE ME?

EXHIBIT B:

How about now?… it looks like the boy stuck one of the hammers in his pants… 

WHAT ABOUT NOW?

EVEN FROM A SIDE ANGLE THE BOY IS PACKING THE MEAT SEPTOR AND NO ONE WILL CONVINCE ME OTHER WISE…LAWD HAVE MERCY…. 

In conclusion Jackson Wang got a big dinga ling like… LIKE HOW IS THIS BOY NOT DOING PORN??? I MEAN WITH A BODY LIKE THAT AND THE FACE OF A DADDY AF MOFO HE WOULD BE A STAR…. I MEAN I’M JUST SAYING NOT THAT I’VE IMAGINED IT OR ANYTHING….. WHERE WAS I…OH YEAH EVEN FROM A SIDE ANGLE YOU CAN SEE HIS TURKEY BASTER LIKE HOT DAMN…. 

HE COULD THROW THE FIRST PITCH WITH THAT BASEBALL BAT DICK

Are You STILL NOT convinced?

EXHIBIT C:

Then why is he always covering his skin flute??…

OR WEARING PANTS THAT HAVE A LOOSE CROTCH???HMMH???

*non believers voice* WELL MAYBE HE’S JUST SMALL?

I’M SORRY WHAT WAS THAT??

NONE BELIEVER… 

DAS RIGHT BOOM SCIENCE…

NOW IF WE EXCUSE ME I GOTTA GO CHANGE MY PANTIES… *WALKS AWAY IN SHAME*

…..

this is just my opinion and I respect anyone who thinks otherwise. Plus….

I have heard that Idols sometimes don’t wear underwear because of how tight their pants are and they wear a cup so this could also be why the bulges differ in size… Idk let me know what you think ……

To the perosn who requested this sorry it took so long to post I had to collect my evidence and make sure it was accurate..but here you go…

Again this is all the proof I have and if you have any opinions feel free to share… I wonder how big the other members are tbh … PSA:THIS IS FOR FUN I DO NOT KNOW NOR DO I CLAIM TO KNOW HOW BIG JACKSON WANG IS… THIS IS JUST ME DICKING AROUND ON THE INTERNET(NO PUN INTENDED)