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To The Hommie Who Wanted To Know About Namjoon’s Donger...(My Opinion)

Now, this is a story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down

And I’d like to take a minute

Just sit right there…..

Okie so personally I think Rapmonster has a BAT DICK meaning that it is freaking Huge… How does this boy find Pants??

How Do I Know you Ask??

 Well for starters His hands …..

Exhibit A: 

This Boy’s Hands are the size of baseball mitts…

Like I see no difference: 



I mean if that’s what his hands look like boy must be packing…..Don’t Believe me ?….

How about now?

THOSE ARE SWEATPANTS FOR GOD’S SAKE!:

IT’S A BAT DICK MEANING IT IS HUGE!!!

In conclusion Namjoon has a bat dick which means he has a baby joonie in his pants. …

STILL NOT CONVINCED?!?!?….

Namjoon himself has hinted at it….

Remember on American Hustle Life..

What was he implying?:…Idk maybe that he’s huge

DO YOU STILL NOT BELIEVE ME?:

Exhibit B:

LOOK AT THE BOYS FEET 

WHAT ARE THOSE?!?!? 

…..I think I rest my case….

AGAIN THIS MY OPINION SO FEEL FREE TO COMMENT AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK

Like I said in my other posts  I have heard that Idols sometimes don’t wear underwear because of how tight their pants are and they wear a cup so this could also be why the bulges differ in size… Idk let me know what you think ……

I’ll let myself out…. *runs away*

To the perosn who requested this sorry it took so long to post I had to collect my evidence and make sure it was accurate..but here you go…

About Tae’s Donger ( My opinion)

Now, this is a story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down

And I’d like to take a minute

Just sit right there…..

I saw a couple of people talking about how they think V of BTS has a small penis/ dingaling whatever you call it… Personally I don’t agree with this because because he’s got  some big ass hands and feet guys …

He just wouldn’t be proportional if he was small he is at least medium to large . I found these and it looks pretty big:

this is just my opinion and I respect anyone who thinks otherwise. Plus….

 I have heard that Idols sometimes don’t wear underwear because of how tight their pants are and they wear a cup so this could also be why the bulges differ in size… Idk let me know what you think ……

Again this is all the proof I have and if you have any opinions feel free to share… I wonder how big the other members are tbh ..

Semi-old Gorillaz fandom things

- Getting severely hyped when Jamie posted a new pic.
- “The blue light shining on Russel is Del.”
- Everyone thought the Saturnz Barz worm alien was also Del.
- Short lived mini memes like Del Hell, no neck bungus and Kerdoc.
- “This picture of Noodle looks a lot like Cyborg. Maybe she’s finally back!”
- 2D ate Massive Dick.
- Everyone going crazy over Murdoc’s uncircumcised donger in The Book of Murdoc.
- Also going crazy over Cyborg being in The Book of Murdoc.
- When everyone thought the preview pic for the Noodle Jaguar commercial was gonna be her riding a mechanical bull.
- “Does the slight reddish-ness in 2D’s eyes mean he’s lustful or angry?”
- *Jamie posts that one pic of Murdoc’s ass as a teaser back in like October* “MURDOC’S SO THICK 💦💦💦”
- When people thought the teaser pics for Saturnz Barz was gonna be 5/4 finally getting animated.
- Is it “from harm” or “among”?
- Everyone thought that the new album was gonna be called Hallelujah Money (if i remember right it was before the song even came out.)
- The Happy Landfill Gorillaz Chatango (rest in peace)
- “2D’s licking a window lol”
- The “Murdoc’s gonna die” theory getting so popular Jamie himself has to confirm that it’s not true.
- “WOULDN’T YOU AGREE?”
- WHO IS MAVIS
- March 19th.
- …September….23rd……….
- The countdowns…leading to nothing but Damon getting hacked…
- damon albatn

Au where Scotty is Australian

“Nah, Cap, no chance of getting these engines going in the next hour. We’re up shit creek without a paddle for a while.”

“Turn the bloody heating down, Spock, it’s dry as a dead dingo’s donger in here!”

“I’ll see you tomorrow, Doc, it’s been a day of hard yakka and I’m drinking with the flies tonight.”

“Beam me out, would ya? I’m in the middle of bloody woop woop and I feel like a shag on a rock.”

To The Hommie Who asked About Hobi’s Donger… (My Opinion)

Now, this is a story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down

And I’d like to take a minute

Just sit right there…..

okie so for starters I’m like 56456465465% Hoseok is a grower like this boy has a sponge dick it just you can’t always wee it but when it gets excited it just grows and grows…..

i feel it in my soul guys just picture this…

 Why do I say that??…..Well first of all….

Exhibit A: 

This little angel can dance his heart out and for the most part we can’t see anything ….Maybe he’s mastered the art of tucking.. ya know being a dancer and all ….

Maybe… But what about this???

What are this??

Still don’t believe me?? 

How about this pecular way of sitting down??? (ITS’S OKAY  Hoseok jimin’s thighs do that to me too)

All I’m saying as you may think he’s small but Boi be packing all kinds of heat (like his demo)

Not Convinced?

Hoseok has some big hands like sdfkhldkf

EXHIBIT B:


Why would he need big hands like those??

TO TOUCH THIS DICK!!!

KHFKLD

Still not convinced?

In conclusion JHope has a sponge meaning it looks small but oh you’re in for a surprise bc once it gets excited it’s like a 7 year old on sugar…

HIS PEPE IS LIKE AN ANGLES WINGS YOU GOTTA EARN IT HOE  

Need more proof.??….

LOOK AT THIS BOYS FEET LIKE SF;JHADLFVAD

Exhibit C:

THEY ARE SO… *DROOLS*

ME AS I WRITE THIS:

GSKLJSDF

i THINK I MADE MY POINT…

AGAIN THIS MY OPINION SO FEEL FREE TO COMMENT AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK

Like I said in my other posts  I have heard that Idols sometimes don’t wear underwear because of how tight their pants are and they wear a cup so this could also be why the bulges differ in size… Idk let me know what you think ……

To the perosn who requested this sorry it took so long to post I had to collect my evidence and make sure it was accurate..but here you go…

I NEED JESUS IN MY LIFE 

*DIES BC jHOPE IS SO CUTE AND HOT LIKE HOW CAN SOMEONE GO FROM 0 TO 1000000 THAT QUICK????!?!?!?

*DIES AGAIN*