such corny lines

SFW MC using a cheesy pickup line

((here is the sfw version of the Pick up lines))


  •  Yoosung and MC were in the veterinarian clinic, and MC saw Yoosung staring out into space
  • “Hey Yoosung, is your left eye hurting, because you are looking so right”
  • Yoosung just looks MC in the eye and asks MC to say that again
  • MC looks back at Yoosung, who is gazing (glaring?) at her over his glasses
  • She sweat drops, realizing that he was blind in his left eye
  • Oops.
  • “Sorry…that was bad, wasn’t it?”
  • “Somewhat, but hey, you’re adorable when you blush like that MC, so I’ll forgive you”


  •  Zen had just come back from a jog and greeted MC
  • “Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!” MC said with a wink
  • Zen laughed, and flipped his hair dramatically
  • “Officer, I’ve broken the law. I’m so beautiful, it has to be a crime!”
  • Both of them just started laughing and had a cheesy pickup line contest.
  • Zen ended up winning with a dorky one 


  •  Jaehee had just gotten out of bed, and grabbed a cup of coffee
  • MC was already awake, and the sight of her girlfriend still sleepy was too cute
  • “Hey Jaehee!”
  • “What is it MC?
  • “When I’m around you, I just can’t think straight”
  • It took her a while to process it, since she just had her coffee
  • When she got it, she started laughing. It was cheesy, but it was still pretty cute


  • MC was feeling a bit lonely, since Elizabeth decided that she needed more attention than you
  • She had to get Jumin’s attention somehow
  • “Jumin!”
  • “What is it MC?”
  • “Why are you so purr-fect?”
  • Jumin just kind of gave MC a confused look
  • “You know, if you want my attention, just say so MC”
  • He doesn’t get that MC is trying to flirt


  • Seven was working way too hard, and MC wanted cuddles
  • “Hey, Seven!”
  • “Yeah?”
  • “Let’s marry in the space station”
  • Cue the dork becoming very red and flustered
  • Ok, MC, you need to stop breaking Seven.


  •  “Hey V!”
  • “What is it MC?”
  • “Are you a camera? Because everytime I see you I smile”
  • Biggest, Dorkiest, cutest smile appears on his face
  • He thinks that it’s the sweetest thing anyone has said to him
  • Little does he know, it was in a magazine that MC just read


  • “Hey Saeran!
  • “hn”
  • “Can I take a picture of you?”
  • “MC why the hell would you want a picture of me?”
  • “Because, I want to prove to my friends that angels exist!”
  • “MC, I am far from an angel.”
  • MC puffs out her cheeks in annoyance
  • Saeran refuses to cooperate with MC
sense8 is so strange,

 like you have sad dj icelandic girl with emotional baggage meets good cop guy with savior issues and this could be your straight romantic movie with a crime twist, but then it goes all feminist & social commentary + some serious ass kicking with asian business woman who’s forced by a vow to her dying mother to go to jail to save idiotic’s brother ass . and suddenly it’s the loveliest dramedy/with lots of dancing about an indian chemist torn between choosing herself and love or a perfect man her family adores but whome her dove’s heart does not love. then there’s pulpy german mafia thriller about a bank theft performed by two best friends, that also deals with family ties and many many many dubiously big but awesome weapons. then again there’s the lgbt romcom of the year, a fun and heart-melting coming out story of a mexican actor ft. corny pick-up lines, drama, performative machism, smart hot boyfriend, d r a m a

and as if those weren’t enough there’s also a lgbt thriller about a young hacker and her gf fighting against the former’s prejudices and shady medical acts, and the uplifting story of struggle & courage of an african son trying his best to save his mother. And then

the show mix them all together

Reasons Why You Should Love Lemonade Mouth
  • It’s corny af
  • And by corny I mean lines like “I like it when you smile”
  • music
  • cheesy friends helping each other out
  • asshole principal rides around on segway
  • also he dresses up like Napoleon for Halloween
  • deals with family issues a bit
  • adorable cheesy romance
  • dependency on lemonade
  • super cliche popular kids
  • the music teacher is FLAWLESS
  • WEN
  • MO
  • they’re all really hot
  • they get their name from an insult from the popular kid
  • it’s a disney movie so everyone is wearing layers always
  • questioning authority
  • fuckin lemonade
How to catch a cougar.

You think you have what it takes to get that older woman you have had your eye on?  Older women have options so do not approach them with the same corny pick up lines.  Be original and most of all be yourself, chances are she sees right through the shit you are trying to feed her.  Most older women appreciate an honest man, know what you want, when you want it and how you want it.  Now for some tips on snatching up that sexy old milf you have seen around….

* Act like a man not like a immature boy.  You don’t need to tell her that age is just a number, we know that!  Nothing more attractive than a younger man who shows he is mature and knows how to handle a grown woman.  She loves your appetite  for life, she will enjoy the fact that you aren’t tainted like men her age.  Take her out, to a nice dinner or a drink, show her off and don’t be embarrassed people will give you crazy looks.  Be confident with her this will turn her on even more!

* Don’t feed her the relationship crap, she isn’t looking for a serious relationship she is looking to fulfill her hormonal desires.  Unless she brings it up don’t talk about a future with your cougar especially on a first date.

* Get your stamina ready!  Women over the age of 30 are in their sexual primes, don’t be surprised if she climaxes from one simple kiss.   Women in their 30’s and 40’s crave sex more than teenage boys.  You better be ready to handle your cougar in the bedroom or she will pounce onto the next cub.

* Have an intelligent conversation.  Although she wants you to tell her how hot an sexy she is, she also is hungry for some intellect.  Have a conversation after dinner, over a drink or after love making.

* Show her that you are ambitious.  Nothing turns on a woman more than a man who has his shit together.  Tell her about your goals in life, where you would like to be in 10 years.  If the conversations is always about sex she will get bored easily and find someone to stimulate her mind as well as her body.

* 100% Honest with her ALL the TIME!  Older women can see through your bullshit, they have heard it all and probably seen it all and most have done it all.  If you are just looking for sex tell her upfront you will be surprised with her response.

* Let her teach you a few things.. Even though you think your a terrific lover, chances are she has had a lot more sex than you have.  More sex equals more experience and you can learn some new things.

* Ignore the age difference unless she talks about it.  She knows she is older than you and she loves the fact that you can make her feel young again.  People will give you looks, stay strong and don’t let anyone interfere with snatching up your cougar!

* Be persistent with your pursuit, older women have options like I said.  If you aren’t consistent with things she will stray off really easily.  Keep that leash tight!

*   Don’t ever compare her to younger women you have dated in the past.  She doesn’t want to be categorized with younger women who don’t know what they want and that play games.

* Keep all these things in mind the next time you approach an older woman and most likely you will catch that sexy cougar you have had your eye on!

* QUESTION:  Would it bother you if you were on a date with an older woman and you overheard younger women your age talking about you being with an older woman?  I want to hear your responses!!!

wampus headcannons

- movie nights, they watch really bad or really old movies on a projector for everyone to see

- quoting corny lines and throwing popcorn at the screen

- making fun of the special effects and doing voice overs

- action movies are a must but the really popular ones are the movies that end up making everyone cry

- the entire wampus house has a soft spot for pixar and disney movies

-  “what’s the plural of wampus?” asks a fifth year in potions “can this wait till after class” “sorry professor, i need to know right now, im having an identity crisis”

- a few of the wampus students are really big softies especially the scary looking ones, odds are the more terrifying they look the sweeter they are

- they hoard girl scout cookies, thin mints and caramel delights are left out in the library so the other houses can have a snack while studying

- very body positive, it they see someone body shaming they immediately step in and kick some ass

- motorcycles aren’t allowed on campus but “if its flying it technically isn’t on school grounds professor”

- the short sweet looking wampus students are the most dangerous, they’re the ones who watch out for their more naive housemates and make sure they don’t get into any trouble

- sometimes a little reckless, there was a parkour phase that ended a little messy, their pukwudgie friends had to knock some sense back into them

- they tried petitioning the school for a jungle gym

- “wanna race to class” *other person already started running*

- “if you don’t want to play quidditch then, tag your it”

- after being caught running in the halls by a head boy “aren’t you a little too old for tag” “no and neither are you, tag your it” and the students run away laughing as the head boy chases after them

-  some of the wampus students like going on health kicks “my body is a temple” 

- “good for you, now pass the fucking gravy” some of the other wampus students don’t care about things like that

- they manage to get pizza from somewhere outside of the school and refuse to tell the other houses how they did it, however they don’t mind sharing

- that one wampus that wakes up before the sun rises to go jogging

- majority of them sleep in till the afternoon on the weekends

- “im in the house of warriors, im scary, right?” a first year asks an older housemate “terrifying” not really

- they can get out of hand on occassion, fights are not uncommon and bloody fists are not unsurprising but the entire house is usually stronger afterwards

Arc-V au where the Yuuboys have a youtube gaming channel named DoppelGamers

Each boy specializes in a certain game type, though for the most part it’s all of them playing various games together as a group

Yuuri does mainly MMOs, but his guilty pleasure game is Plants vs Zombies

Yuuto is Tactical Shooters and Stealth, as well as survival games. He secretly likes dating sims a lot and looks forward to the episodes where they buy terrible ones to make fun of

Yuugo is Puzzles, Racing, and Action/Adventure games such as Bioshock or Infamous. Mario Party becomes a bloodbath when Yuugo plays.

Yuuya mostly does stuff like Pokemon, Kingdom Hearts, and Jrpgs. Basically if it has corny lines and an overarching story focusing on friendship and the power of hope, that’s his jam

Their most popular series of videos are the ones where Yuuri is in charge of making levels in Mario Maker and the other three have to try and beat them. It’s mostly copious swearing and Yuuri giggling maniacally in the background.

BTS Reaction - when their girlfriend is mesmerized by the sky - requested

Anonymous said: Can I ask for a reaction from bts at y/n suddenly be mesmerized by how pretty the night sky and the stars are and stuff? hehe thought itd be cute.

AW AW THIS IS TOTALLY CUTE i might have to add a scene like this in an upcoming fanfiction


When you grab his sleeve while you two are getting into the car for dinner that night, he’d smile down at her and see the excitement in your eyes as you point at the stars. He finds it absolutely adorable and you guys end up ditching dinner to lay on the lawn and watch the stars. He’ll crack corny pick up lines the entire time, by the way.

“Isn’t the sky amazing? I wonder how many stars are up there.”

“It is amazing, and those stars will never be as bright as you, Y/N.”


He would be just as excited as you would be. You’d smack his shoulder and point at the moon, and Tae would grab your hand and drag you up a nearby hill. 

“Let’s do this more often, okay Y/N? Why haven’t we thought of this as a date idea before?”


He’d just laugh and smile at you the entire time. You’d be laying there on an old blanket on a hot summer night, and your head would be on his chest. You’d be staring at the stars and trying to look for constellations, while Jungkook just stared at you.

“This is so pretty Jungkookie, isn’t it? I wish every night was like this.”

“I love you, Y/N. Nothing will ever be as pretty as you.”


He’d be the one to let you know that there was a meteor shower tonight. You’d only laugh and suggest he get the blankets, and that you’ll grab the flashlight. 

“Look! There it goes.”

“Ohmygosh was that a shooting star? Make a wish, make a wish!”


If you got excited by the stars, he would totally be the type to ask if you wanted to go on a walk around the park and stargaze. Each time you found a constellation, you’d squeeze his hand and you two would try to guess the name for it.

“Wait, which one is it again? Aren’t they based on those zodiac signs?”


You told him that you always wanted to have a date under the stars. So Jimin being Jimin, he set up a blanket and some candles in the corner of the park, where you two could lay down and watch the stars. You would cuddle up to him and he’d put his arm around you, while using the other one to point up at constellations.

“You’re so cute when you get excited, do you know what Y/N?”


After you two had a disagreement, you’d walk outside onto the balcony and look up at the sky, where there were millions scattered everywhere. Namjoon would come out and wrap his arms around you and rest his chin on your shoulder, and the two of you would stare up at the sky.

“I don’t want to fight anymore. I just want to look at the stars.”

anonymous asked:

Ooh really liked Ignis as a husband! Could I ask for Prompto as a husband? Sorry if you've already done it. I primarily use tumblr from my phone and well the app can be weird lol anyway love ur blog :)

AHh thank you!! You are too sweet, me and my friend really appreciate it ;w;♥ hope you enjoy!

Prompto as a husband

  • Will always go all out for events that include celebrating your love. Valentines day, anniversary, you name it.
  • Will still use corny pick up lines/flirting jokes even though you are already married
  • No matter how many times he has told you, he will always remind you how much he loves you/how beautiful you are.
  • Get ready for pet names such as Goddess, pumpkin pie, and anything else relating to sweets.
  • May surprise you by cooking breakfast for you for a change sometimes, but the food may be a little burned. But it’s the thought that counts right?
  • Always will send you random texts to brighten your day and to check on you when you are at work.
  • Holidays are always super fun when he is around. His excitement has you filled with joy even if you aren’t very fond of the holiday in general
  • When it comes to cheering you up, he wont leave your side until you are 100% He’ll do anything ranging from making you laugh or simply holding you in his arms.
  • HUGE CUDDLER. On the couch, in bed, even constantly holding your hand whenever you too go out
  • When you eat out, he likes to embarrass you by feeding you your food and just showering you with compliments
  • Get ready for gifts at random occasions. Doesn’t matter if it’s not your birthday or just a holiday, he’ll always get you something to express his love
  • As a photographer, he LOVES taking photos of you. Though you insist he has enough, he says he needs more. He’ll sometimes ask you to pose while other times he’ll just randomly take some, never getting enough of your beauty.

                                                                                                                                - Mod: Enjee & Liliy

Cute date ideas

~coffee dates
~baking and turning into a food fight
~bowling and both failing amazingly
~driving and sharing music
~cuddling and sharing posts from tumblr
~sharing clothes and doing each others makeup
~pickup lines and corny jokes
~collecting shells
~finding objects in the clouds
~anime/TV/movie marathons

~answering tumblr question asks ~watching the stars while talking about astrology and mythology ~reading and sharing parts out the books outloud ~couple cosplay and photoshoot ~shopping for rocks and crystals ~museums and galleries ~art shows and craft fairs ~yard sales, thrift stores, and antique stores ~going to the mall and trying on clothes we could never afford ~trying on random prom dresses ~picnic on the boat at sunset ~cooking you dinner ~waterballoon fight ~nurf war ~drawing eachother ~open mic night

Request: #4 “I’m too sober for this.”, #24 “It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”, and #28 “How drunk was I?”

A/N: This was fun to write :) Feel free to send in more!!

Barry knew Y/N was on a date, as much as it danced on his jealously nerve. It was his own fault, that she was on a date with the guy that had used the way too corny pick-up line at Jitters. It was his own fault because he had been holding off for weeks to ask her out. A small smile broke across his face though when he received a text from her about an hour after the date had started:

Y/N: I am too sober for this

Barry: lol, that bad, huh?

Y/N: omg…he’s called me girl and/or sweet thang at least five times

Barry: ouch…

Y/N: I honestly don’t think he remembers my name

Barry: want me to run by and save the day?

Y/N: lol, stand down Flash…I think I can suffer through dessert

Barry: alright…if you say so. I’ll stay up just in case

Y/N: :)

And that’s what he does. Barry eventually falls asleep about midnight, not having heard from her. He goes to bed, sending Y/N one last text but not receiving anything in reply. He falls into an uneasy sleep this time. A crashing from downstairs suddenly wakes him. He listens for a second, hearing another crash; it was six in the morning according to his alarm clock. It may be Joe, getting up for work…but another crash sends him speeding downstairs to the kitchen.

“Y/N…what are you-“ he says, flipping on the light, finding his friend standing on the counter. She looks back at him, a shocked look on her face as her eyes adjust to the light. Barry sees her starting to fall backwards before she even realizes she’s falling.

“Woah!” she says, her words slurring as Barry sets her on her feet. Barry peers at her…was she drunk? How could she be drunk at six in the morning. “That was super fast!” Her eyes widen as she looks up at Barry. They were glassy, evident of the heavy drinking she must have been doing. She looks around the kitchen, as if to see if they were alone before lowering her voice to a whisper. “Are you…the Flash?!?”

“You know I am,” Barry says, still slightly confused as to what was going on. The situation becomes slightly clearer when he spots the handle of vodka in her hand. “Y/N…what are you doing-“

“Dude,” she says, stepping back. Barry was stunned into shock. He had never seen her like this; she had to be beyond drunk. He takes in her appearance as she walks back over to the cabinets, reaching up for something in a different cabinet than before. Y/N was wearing what he would image she would wear on a date, except now it looked worn and slightly dirty. She continues to talk, her words slurring as she gets a glass down and sets it noisily on the counter. “Did you know that all of the stores that sell alcohol in this town shut down at like four a.m.? And then the like, really skeevy twenty four hour ones won’t sell to you if you’re drunk…which I totally-“ Barry grabs the handle of vodka out of her hand as she starts pouring some of it into a glass. “What the hell dude!?”

“First of all, when did you start saying ‘dude’?” Barry says. He speeds away and back, hiding the bottle of vodka and all the other alcohol in the house in his room for the time being. Y/N starts to protest, once she realizes what Barry had done. “And second…it’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”

Y/N’s brow furrows as she juts her bottom lip out. “I thought you were my friend-“

“Yeah, and I thought you were on a date,” Barry says. He walks past her, grabbing the glass and dumping it out to pour her a glass of water. “What are you doing drunk?”

Letting out a groan, Y/N over-dramatically rolls her eyes, sitting down on a bar stool. “I told you…that guy was horrible-“

“That still doesn’t mean that you could run off and get drunk-“

“Oh my god,” she says, letting out another groan. “I got drunk because I wanted to be drunk Barry. I wanted to be drunk because I was having a really bad night. I was having a really bad night because the guy I was on a date with—who was horrible by the way, don’t know if I mentioned that—was not the guy I wanted to be on a date with.”

Barry’s eyes widen a fraction. Could she be talking about him? A small part of him said she was…but another part of him knew it would be wrong to coax the answer out of her when she was in the state she was in. “Come on…you need to get to bed…sleep this off…” He places a hand between her shoulder blades, guiding her out of the kitchen and upstairs. They pass by Joe in the hallway; Barry just shakes his head at Joe, silently telling him he’d explain later as Y/N covered her mouth, trying to hid her schoolgirl-like giggles. Eventually, Barry gets Y/N settled in his bed, giving her a t-shirt and sleep pants to wear. At her insistence, Barry had sat by her in the bed as she fell asleep, the early morning sunshine starting to peek through his window.

“Barry?” he hears Y/N say, sleep thick in her voice. Barry looks down at her; she looked asleep. He waits for her to speak again, thinking maybe she was just talking in her sleep. Suddenly, she takes one of her hands and grabs onto Barry’s. “I wish it was you I was on the date with.”

That night, Y/N stumbles down the stairs of the West house, rubbing at her eyes, her head pounding with the hangover she so richly deserved. “Morning sleeping beauty,” she hears Joe’s deep voice say.

“Shhhh,” she says, waving a hand in front of herself. “Too loud Joe…too loud…”

“Like you weren’t too loud banging round my kitchen at six in the morning looking for booze?” Joe says.

Y/N lets out a groan as Joe, Barry, and Iris each chuckle at her. “Oh god…” she says. She runs a hand through her air as she sits down on the couch between Joe and Barry. Y/N looks around at the family. It looked like they had just gotten done eating dinner. She lets out another groan, rubbing her eyes with the back of her hands. “I am so sorry Joe…how drunk was I?”

Barry shakes head, chuckling as he wraps an arm around Y/N’s shoulders. He knew that she didn’t remember a thing from the night…or rather morning before. He also knew, though, that he wasn’t going to waste any more time. He’d wait for her hangover to pass…but he was done waiting his turn. “Well…” Barry says, a smirk growing on his face. “I did find you on top the counter trying to steal our vodka…”

a list of things cisco ramon has absolutely without a doubt said/done to his beautiful bisexual boyfriend barry allen

-you know what? fight me [and barry just raises an eyebrow really cockily as if to say, for real?] [and cisco gets this huge grin like hes Ready for the challenge] What? You think i cant take u/?? you r  Sorely mistaken my man
-listen here, pal,
-[walks in to find barry doing something weird] not today. [opens mouth and holds finger up as if about to make a point, but closes mouth and lowers hand] Nope.  Not Today [leaves]
-ok, first of all, yikes,
-[ambushes him with a hug] that was literally So Cool but Never do that again
-[wakes barry up in the middle of the night] do you think i’d look hot with a beard
-calls him babe, constantly
-works random corny pick up lines into casual conversation and acts really casual as if he hasnt done it on purpose or said anything unusual… like barry will be snackin on some trail mix™ and cisco will be like hey,,, babe,, you got any raisins? .. and barrys will look at him a bit confused but be like ?yeah?, and give him a handful,,, and then cisco will be like… how bout a date? and shove the raisins in his mouth really smirkly like he is the Smoothest man that ever lived
-gets his wisdom teeth out and is high on anaesthetic and just constantly does not stop reassuring barry that he loves him, and barry’s just tryna like strap him into the car but cisco keeps looking at him in the eyes and going “you know i love you right?” , very concerned and genuine, and barrys like yeah i know and cant stop grinning and cisco just keeps staring at him and barrys like “you okay there, bro” and cisco just sighs really heavily like hes in such deep thought and just goes “yeah, i just, love you so much.” And barry’s like “oh yeah?” and he’s like “yeah, maybe even Too much.” and barry just keeps prompting him like “oh really?” bc hes enjoying it A Lot
-says with utmost sincerity, “i know it’s sort of corny, or whatever, but like, whenever i’m scared or alone i always think, what would barry do? y’know… the flash saves people everyday but… you’re my hero, barry.”

The Signs as Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Aries: “Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
Taurus: “Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?”
Gemini: “Do you have a name or can I call you mine?”
Cancer: “You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.”
Leo: “Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!”
Virgo: “If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.”
Libra: “Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?”
Scorpio: “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
Sagittarius: “Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!”
Capricorn: “Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.”
Aquarius: “Are you Google? Because I’ve just found what I’ve been searching for.”
Pisces: “Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.”

Valentine's Day OverWatch Imagines

(This involves Genji, McCree, Hanzo, Reaper, Solider 76, Junkrat, Roadhog, Reinhardt, Lúcio, and Zenyatta)



•He goes out of his way to use his ninja skills to surprise you with quick kisses and small little candies

•He sneaks up on you, and pops into rooms, stealing a quick kiss, leaving his s/o flustered and speechless.

•Those events lead up to a big romantic dinner that Zenyatta helped Genji put together.

•Genji pulled out all the stops, three coarse meal, roses, chocolate, and of course a present for his adorable s/o.

•He bought is s/o a beautiful necklace with a emerald dragon charm.


•McCree used really corny pick up lines on his s/o, making them laugh uncontrollably.

•He’s constantly hitting on his s/o, calling you “darlin’” every chance he gets.

•McCree takes their s/o to a very nice restaurant, and treats them to a very romantic dinner.

•He then takes their s/o out to the movies to watch that really bad romcom, but he just makes out with his s/o instead of watching.


•He isn’t very emotional person, but he tries a bit harder.

•Hanzo wants to have a special night in with his s/o, and sets up his room at the base with candles and sakura peddles.

•It was a night full of romance and delicious Japanese food made by Hanzo himself. He made it with extra love just for his s/o.

•Hanzo then did something pretty far from his normal personality, he snuggled his s/o. He snuggled his s/o all night. And it was perfect.


•Despite being the really emo and edge-lord he normally is, today he was completely different. Well only for his s/o.

•He insisted he do EVERYTHING for his s/o, including making breakfast, lunch, and dinner. And he is an extremely good chef.

•Dinner is extra special, and romantic. Reaper covered the table with rose peddles, and even played violin music.

•After dinner, Reaper has a special bubble bath for him and his s/o, and it’s nothing short of completely romantic.

Soldier 76:

•Soldier 76 may be a little gruff, but he knows how to kick up the romance. He happily spoils his s/o all day.

•All his attention is on his s/o. No one else.

•He treats his s/o out to a movie and dinner, which he lets his s/o pick the movie.

•At the end of the night, he tops it off with a diamond necklace for his s/o.


•Not really a romantic, but more of a very passionate lover. An EXPLOSIVE lover.

•Knows how much his s/o likes bath bombs from Lush, and buys a bunch for his s/o. (He makes a few too, but those aren’t really… safe)

•Junkrat takes his s/o to their favorite cafe to grab some Boba Tea, and snack on some little cakes and such. It’s a secret, but Junkrat does love his Boba Tea and sweets.

•He rushes his s/o home so he can have an all out cuddle fest!


•He bought a bunch of plushies and sweets for his s/o, since he knows how much he and his s/I LOVE adorable things.

•Roadhog makes breakfast in bed for his s/o, which he made 100% with love.

•Creates the perfect movie night, with tons of blankets and pillows, and snacks all around. It’s the perfect way to spend the night with his s/o.

•Lets his s/o snuggle up on his belly, as they fall asleep. He loves to watch his s/o peacefully sleep.


•Extremely excited to spend all day with his lovely s/o. And when he says all day, he means all day.

•He spoils his s/o rotten. Making sure they don’t have to lift a finger all day. Including carrying them all around their house.

•Buys his s/o amazing German chocolate, which he really did get from Germany. And damn was it yummy.

•Feeds his s/o chocolate while they enjoy talking to one another about little things, just enjoying each other’s company.


•Makes a special mixtape for his s/o of all original songs that he wrote just for them.

•Plays another sexy music mix, and sets up a very romantic breakfast for his s/o. He sets the mood perfectly.

•After the very romantic breakfast, Lúcio takes his s/o to his Valentine’s Concert, and then surprises his s/o by taking them up on stage and serenade them.

•After the concert, he takes his s/o to a five star hotel, and rents out their biggest sweet, so they can have a rooftop view as they snuggle in the hot tub.


•Never really understood the holiday, but was happy to celebrate it for his s/o.

•He attempts to be romantic, but just ends up being adorable in every way, making his s/o giggle and cuddle their omnic lover.

•Tries to use cheesy pick up lines that Genji told him to say, making his s/o laugh a lot then kiss his metal forehead.

•Cuddles all night with his s/o, enjoying making them happy on this human holiday of love.

archie kissing jughead’s neck between hushed, silly deliveries of corny pick-up lines? jughead running his fingers through archie’s hair while he cries and rants and raves, head in his lap, in the dead of night with no light but the moonlight because he snuck in at 3 am? archie and jughead holding hands and playing with each others fingers, fighting over the cherry on the banana split they’re sharing, archie giving in because he can tell that jughead’s in a mood but feeling better when jughead lets him have the banana for the same reason? sweet understanding??? lazy make out sessions after school ,,,,,, good and soft and pliant and warm

Have You Read This?

* Philip × Reader
* Hamiltime
* Request: a Philip × Reader where they are on a walk and someone shoves the Renoyld’s Pamphlet in Philip’s hands and the reader tried to comfort him? Can it be angsty?
* Requested by anonymous

A/N: very short but pretty much all angst. I guess the ending is sorta cute but nothing like I usually do. So I hope this is angsty enough…I’m sure I’ll get better as time goes on. Anyway, enjoy!

Word Count: 1,095


You were walking arm and arm with your boyfriend Philip Hamilton. With his long dark curls and freckles, he was a catch. He was also sweet and funny and wise. Not to mention a massive flirt. You giggled as he delivered another one of his cliche lines.

“Philip, we are dating. You don’t need to use those corny lines anymore.” You told him with a smile.

“True, but if it allows me to see that amazing smile then it’s worth it.” He said with a grin.

“I always smile when I’m with you.” You told him. His smile grew before he leaned down to kiss you softly. You let your eyes open as he pulled away. You glanced at the people around you. So many of them were staring at you and Philip. “Uh Philip. Why is everyone staring?” You asked, suddenly feeling very self conscious.

“I don’t know. But it’s rather annoying.” And, in true Hamilton fashion, he marched up to the nearest person. “Excuse me sir. But could you tell me why you were staring at me and my girlfriend?” He asked with very little politeness.

“Quite a public display there.” The man sneered.

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