such an amazing and nice human being

Let’s start it off with the one and only, the canon pairing of a sad sk8er boi and his tiny baker: Jack Zimmerman/Eric “Bitty” Bittle!

Ice Crew Please!

THE FIC THAT CHANGED E V E R Y T H I N G u don’t even KNOW oh my god

u read this and u r like: “ice crew au…?? wut” but U GUYS. READ IT.

I AM. BEGGING U. its so fucking funny but also so fucking meaningful and abt CREATING A Fa mILY !!!! and LoVe!!!! and frieNDShIP!!!

p.s i don’t want to spoil it but if u read it message me and ill talk to u abt the part that made me cry like actual tears bc thank god for friendships and acknowledging that shit is hard

the messes of men

this was… in it’s own way.. a hard fic to read (which makes it the best fic to read! pain! i love it! help me!) it’s very very very beautifully written and i hold it very close to my heart….how it portrays jack by himself and how hard it must’ve been…it also manages to weave in how mental illness plays its own role, even once you get together with the person you’re pretty sure is it for you. somewhat painful but cathartic and achingly tender.

until it got the best of you

umm bitty has a big dick. that’s it.

BUT then there’s feelings! and angst! and misunderstanding! (the best type too! u know when one is like so crazily in love with the other and thinks its shockingly obvious but surprise, it’s not!) it’s just fantastic!

i never saw the signs

imagine a world where jack jumping over the snowbank, bringing bitty coffee, going on long walks classifies (in jack’s mind) as dating. so when bitty gets asked out, jack cannot believe the b e t r ay a l! we’re dating bitty! just read this and be happy :)

left the city, my family, my precinct

oh my goodness this fic.

jack accidentally sends bittle a dick pick.

:0  ;)  <3 ___ <3 = summary of the fic

mixing it up

this is just….so cute?!??!?! and funny?!??! and 1!!!!!

bitty is contestant at a baking tournament for the falconers where jack and tater are the judges. at least, thats where it starts off.

tater is fucking hILARIOUS this fic in general made me laugh a lot.


if u about that dom/sub life well…….just know that eric pins jacks hands to the bed and there’s v intense blushing that boi turns red like a tomato and i live 4 it.

eric is a tad too southern for me but it’s the only thing this fic doesn’t do perfectly :))))

something like this

considering how popular this fic is it actually sat open in a tab for a looong loooooong time just bc…well… it’s 285,748 words. im an all or nothing girl as in i once read the entire maze runner trilogy in one night so i had to find the right time

first of all: angst. second of all: angst. third of all: ….. u guessed it… angst. BUT don’t worry, for every drop of angst there’s a metro-fucking-ton of smut and sweetness :)))) ;))) what this fic does brilliantly is create an OMC that is at the forefront of the story and do it seamlessly. this is a pretty iconic fic and tbh im definitely not one for fics longer than 100k but this was a fuckin’ beaut man

rake the springtime across your sheets

oh god this was P A I N F U L but in a very beautiful way??? (that’s how u know the writing was siCK) ambiguously happy ending but tbh in the end this fic is really just abt the unspoken quiet truth of being in love, of loving, of being human just lke Fffffffuck me up

Phone, Please!

listen. i’m not a fluff person. idk i get bored. BUT. BUUUUUT. BUT. this fic.

AMAZING. this fic is all about the details and the little moments that make Bitty and Jack  ~*BittyandJack*~

Bonus favorite line: “Thank god there are pancakes to serve. Pancakes are also very nice, and something he can actually have.”

Winter Clothes

Chowder POV so this is both hiLARIOUS and surprisingly touching. Jack and Bitty help Chowder buy clothes for New England winter. As a person living in New England, I approve this message.

WIPS: *Hate That I Love You plays in the background*

medic, please!

so if u ever played world of warcraft u r gonna love it and if you’ve never played world of warcraft u r gonna love it

this fic is just SO CREATIVE?!?!! like the format of it is B O M B. its just. so good. oh ym god.

(also the name is “medic please!” get it? cuz eric’s a medic in the game.? and check..PLEASE! ugh I’m a nerd 4 this pic

Fainting Psychics and Pessimistic Demonologists

ghostbusters au except not bc copyright

at first i was like…ghost hunters au?? rlly? but now I’m like GHOST HUNTERS AU? B R I L L I A N T.

characters are on point, its funny (an actual line of the fic “Jack sat down at his computer, pulled open a tab, and googled “How to encourage a teammate”. lmao what a mess)

but also theres some mystery and intrigue and suspense and in general this is a Good.

baking is punk as fuck

this is another AU that i was like…punk band u ….rlly? but then i was like PUNK BAND AU FUCK YEAH im a sucker for asshole Jack. i’m not even into punk?? but im into this fic U ___ U

This Don’t Even Feel Like Falling

filed under “praise kink mmmm”

honestly? porn..? “Bitty is the one to tie Jack’s hands for Hazeapalooza; afterward, he ties Jack’s hands for their own private enjoyment. “ like?? I’m not sorry.

but also not established relationship more like fwb but u know and i know and ngozi knows that ain’t the game we’re playing here

around the green and blue

not usually a big fan of soulmate aus but what i love about this fic is the pacing and even tho soulmate aus where seeing your soulmate = seeing color for the first time isn’t totally new this felt super fresh and original!

shine for you

aw MAN this gave me the feeeeeels. established relationship but jack is not out, it’s a bit angsty but the jack perspective is just so gooood

EXTRA: It all started with a big Russian hockey player calling a small cat-loving hockey player a rat. You either h8 it or u luv it. In my case, I Love it, capital L, so enjoy: Alexei “Tater” Mashkov/Kent Parson

careful the tale you tell

Kent has been telling himself a story, ever since the Q. It’s the epic story of Parse and Zimms, and he’s in love with it. // this fic is specifically meant for patater newbies and this fic does an amazing job of showing why kent and alexei just make sense. its honestly a Blessing.

kick on the starter

lmao im gonna be 90 years old and still reccing Febricant’s fics…for real when i saw they wrote patater i was like… dreaMing…or im dead? is . is heaven?? rlly unique approach to how she gets them together and gr8 build up :)))) Bless Febricant

i need to wake up, i need me some love…

honestly? shameless fluff. established relationship (they’re ENGAGED FOR GOD’S SAKE) short but Good

Sun signs according to people I’ve met


Usually very motivated and energetic, they have a really strong aura around them. I admire them a lot, they seem like cool people and may seem intimidating but are super nice in person! Protective of their loved ones. Goals in terms of swag and athleticism they got. Teach me how to carry myself like you please.


The cutest, most amazing (even if a bit stubborn) friends. Best partners for getting food or watching a movie together. Taurus boys are my cryptonite, Taurus girls are the loves of my life. They are very much real in a sense of being human. Sensual, chill and true, really “earthy”. Fake isn’t in their vocabulary. Seriously I know quite a few Tauruses and I love them all to death. Only problem is when we disagree on something major, neither will back down from the argument.


I always lowkey hate on them, but they aren’t all that bad; Conversations with them are the most fun, and when I am with them I never get bored; I know a lot of male Gemini’s and no female ones sadly; in general they are nice people but usually fuckboys. Probably wouldn’t date one (but flirting with them is a lot of fun). Good sense of humour.


Being a Cancer myself I tend to be drawn to a specific type of Cancer females on social media. Those are the The Moms, their entire vibe is really soft and warm and motherly but also protective and strong. We will cook you dinner because we love you. We are good cooks in general. Foul mouths and will fight you any time. Pretend to be edgy, but we usually aren’t. Crying over our partner (or lack of) all the damn time but usually in private.


Ughh. Leo females are okay but Leo males? They annoy me to no end and I always bicker with them, but at the same time they are usually really charming so :/. Lowkey hate them and their inflated ego but they are good friends which I appreciate. Loud and sooo in your face but loyal and can take you to the most bizarre and amazing places. Overall infuriating 0/10 do not recommend. (Jk)


Okay, so I am biased, but Virgos are literally perfect human beings. They are smart, logical, neat and polished and just ugh. Especially females are really classic beauties with killer fashion sense. Overall all genders seem to have a feminine vibe? It’s sooo hard to get them even remotely interested in you but it’s worth it in the end. Can push you to be the best version of yourself. They can literally step on me. Heart eyes motherfucker.


Oookay, so. Libras are weird, man. It’s hard to dislike them, because they can be so nice but you never know if they are real nice or fake nice. Seems like usually fake tho. They are super gorgeous, in a very luxurious way and their lives are the true aesthetics. First impression is that they are pretty shallow, but I wouldn’t assume that about people without knowing them.


Damn I love Scorpios! Deep af, people I can talk to about my deepest thoughts, discussing occult stuff, cry on their shoulders or just hug it all out m8. I feel super comfortable with them. Best partners for planning an assassination on your ex (or Trump) tbh. Aesthetics on point as well. I am living for that mysterious grunge shit vibe. You go my bros.


Don’t hate me for this, but the only sign I usually cannot stand to keep close are Sags. They are amazing conversationalists with the sharpest minds out there and interesting points of view. Talking to them about basically any topic can take hours and not get boring, and you could take them for an adventure for a week and it would be the best choice. But longterm relationship or friendship? Nah. I do not trust.


I have a lot of Capricorn women in my life and I admire them so much. They are so hardworking, punctual and they sacrifice themselves for their loved ones everyday, in every way. Also their love is so good and true, damn. The Cap stereotype is that they are bad with feelings but I strongly disagree. One of the most amazing signs out there. Protect them and treasure them.


Aw my favourite aliens. Just kidding. They are often misunderstood I think, but they are actually super cool. They are not afraid of being different and that’s a really admirable trait imo. Also the best partners for sharing your conspiracy theories with. If you feel like they just walked all over you, they probably didn’t mean it, they just don’t realize it sometimes? The most interesting people to keep around, if you can tolerate their cold exterior.


Damn you Pisces. Why you all gotta be so unpredictable. I know a great deal of Pisces people and each of them is so different, it is simply impossible to categorize them in any way lol. My brother is a confident social butterfly. One of my friends is an aesthetics grunge queen with a lot of sadness inside. My other friend is pretty shy and introverted with a lot of super weird quirks (probably the only one fitting the usual Pisces category). Another one is a typical nerd who is however pretty choleric and fake on the inside. And another one was the spawn of satan and literally the ugliest and most selfish person I know. What even are Pisces lmao.

based on this post where lardo and shitty are accidentally pregnant

She was five weeks in and nothing was showing, but she’d been puking almost everyday and had refused Bitty’s pumpkin pie yesterday. Lardo hadn’t told her mom yet, and Shitty refuses to tell anything to his father, but she knows that his mother knew. Jack had called her immediately after Shitty freaked and told him a week ago, before freaking out himself and telling Bitty, who had broken into their apartment in order to make sure she was okay.

“I’m okay, people should stop asking me if I was okay, I’m pregnant, not sick.” She complained to Jack, who only answered by giving a silent nod.

“Shitty’s freaking out,” Jack said instead.

“I know.” She groaned and put her face in her hands. A moment of silence passed between the two before she lifted her head again. “I don’t want to chain him down like this or jerk him around emotionally. I know he wants me to keep it.”

“He wants whatever you want,” Jack said.

She knew that, but she could also read Shitty well enough to know that he was ecstatic and wanted nothing more than to have her keep it. And the scary thing was, she could also feel herself being as excited as he is.

“How are the two of us even remotely qualified to be parents? He’s just starting his job, and I have my job.” And Lardo wasn’t sure that her bosses would let her take a maternity leave. And even more terrifyingly, she just realized that she wasn’t on the life track that she had envisioned for herself with this job. Sports management paid a lot, and Lardo knew she was on the fast track to a good promotion, but now this forced her to look at her life, and she wasn’t sure she wanted to spend it all on picking up after athletes. But she wasn’t sure if she could provide proper care if she didn’t have this high paying position. And it was a downward spiraling mess of disaster.

It was as if Jack could read her mind, or at least the mood in her mind, because he puts a hand on her shoulder and leaned back on the sofa that they were sitting at.

“Maybe you’re thinking too much,” he said. “Just concentrate on whether or not you want to keep it, and trust in your friends to help you no matter which choice it is. We’re a team.”

She sniffed, and suddenly Jack found himself with an armful of Lardo. She let her tears and snot stain his sweater, and he held her through her trembling. When the two of them extricated themselves from their situation, Jack extended a fist, and Lardo bumped it.

“Got your back,” they said together.

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Signs According To People I’ve Met


Usually very motivated and energetic, they have a really strong aura around them. I admire them a lot, they seem like cool people and may seem intimidating but are super nice in person! Protective of their loved ones. Goals in terms of swag and athleticism they got. Teach me how to carry myself like you please.


The cutest, most amazing (even if a bit stubborn) friends. Best partners for getting food or watching a movie together. Taurus boys are my cryptonite, Taurus girls are the loves of my life. They are very much real in a sense of being human. Sensual, chill and true, really “earthy”. Fake isn’t in their vocabulary. Seriously I know quite a few Tauruses and I love them all to death. Only problem is when we disagree on something major, neither will back down from the argument.

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aaaa me as sniper at this year’s leipziger bookfair!

i had so mucH FUN I CAN’T even begin to describe it! the weather was really nice, i met so many cool and kind people, bought a lot of cool merch, met a tf2 cosplay group <3 T_T and @veitstanz and @uniformshark got an artist table so i was able to sell some prints too and lots of people bought them which is seriously so amazing you guys, thank you so much for that!!! if i was being weird or awkward that was just me not being good in handling so many cool people like you T__T!
and thank you @drunkenfangschrecke you super cool human, ich freu mich schon so auf soad you have no idea 8′‘‘)!


I’m actually crying, I started chatting with @shrug-viper less than a week ago and they made this for me just to be nice, like I can’t even function right now, I’m just deeply, deeply touched by this gift. I love how light and pure it feels, I don’t even have words to describe how happy this makes me. 

Thank you so much and thank you for using my really dumb URL pun as inspiration. You’re a legend and I love you. 

Okay, so, it’s time for me to rant about Princess Turdina. Obviously, there will be spoilers, so if you haven’t watched it yet, scoot on past.

This episode was… bad. Like, really bad? I’d like to specifically hear from other trans women like myself, but yeah, wow. This was… a bad fuckin’ allegory.

SO. From the very beginning of the episode, Marco is worried about “coming clean”, and how they “can’t keep lying”. From the get-go we have this crisis between Marco’s assigned gender and their assumed one, which is COMPLETELY contrasting to previous episodes like St. O’s and Heinous, wherein it was just assumed that it was fine that Marco was being who they were, and presenting how they wanted. Gender had not come up in ANY way until this episode. Being a princess was just… being a princess.

Then you’ve got the line from Princess Arms about “if you weren’t being honest about who you are, then this whole school would be built on a lie!” essentially shaming Marco for having represented themselves in a different way during their first time in St. O’s.

(Obligatory shoutout to the Whispering Gardens for once again saying All Girls Gossip, nice stereotyping, what an amazing progressive show)

The lines from Goat Princess (“You showed us that all princesses don’t have to fit into the same mold”), Ponyhead (“You are SO much more fun as Turdina!”), and Marco themselves (“I’m so beautiful…!”) in the following scene really drives home that this episode IS meant to be a trans allegory, whether or not it’s explicit, but then is QUICKLY followed up with Star’s “Well he should tell the truth, like a decent human being” as if not outing themselves is a fucking capital crime.

After the statue scene, Star and Ponyhead do an emotional tug of war on Marco, in which Star says Marco should “Tell the truth” and Ponyhead insists that Marco is happier and should do as they please. The framing of the argument, in that Ponyhead is always displayed as more emotional and almost always in the wrong for these things, frames the narrative that Marco SHOULD be taking Star’s advice, and that they should “Tell the truth like a decent human being”. Star’s been wrong before, but in this instance, they really frame her decision as the right thing to do.

Marco then, on stage, attempts to out themselves, but before they can, Heinous LITERALLY EXPOSES THEIR BODY ON STAGE, OUTING THEM TO THE SCHOOL. THIS IS INEXCUSABLE, WHY IS THIS FUCKING IN AKID’S SHOW. I get that it was just their chest hair, but I’m fucking so mad at this scene, and it’s ridiculous that not only was this allowed, but also that the crew even THOUGHT to put this in a fucking episode, I’m SO mad. Then the fact that Marco is a boy SHOCKS the audience.

They then attempt - in a bad, hamfisted way - to let Marco know that “He can be a princess if he wants to!” and claiming “Turdina is a state of mind!”. They drive Heinous out, blah blah. Star states that Marco looks like “You can breathe a lot easier now” and Marco jokes that it’s because they’re out of the dress, which is like… I guess it feels like Marco thought the whole thing didn’t really matter? Like, that it wasn’t a big deal? And then it goes back to Heinous and how she’s Eclipsa’s daughter but ANYWAY.

The theme and tone of the show is up and down and up and down and it feels… I mean, I guess it feels like cis people trying to write a Trans Lesson, which it literally is, and it’s never a fucking good idea. It was blunt allegories and trying to take the middle road to appeal to both trans Marco fans and also those who dislike the theory, but it just DOESN’T work. Not in an episode where Marco’s gender is the whole POINT.

It was all just… bad. I wasn’t hoping for this to outright confirm trans Marco OBVIOUSLY, because the crew is too scared to do that, even with other shows like Andi Mack confirming their gays. What I WAS hoping for was some acceptance and some confirming of Marco’s femininity and, I guess, breadcrumbs, leading us toward the eventual canon of Marco being trans. Instead the crew basically said “Hey look another St. O’s episode and also let’s talk about GENDER and how BAD IT IS to LIE TO PEOPLE” and it was just a shitty fucking episode.

Honestly if this is how the SvtFoE crew is going to handle transness, I’d just rather them fucking not. Let us write our fanfiction, and have our art, and just… leave trans Marco out of the show if you’re going to do this shit.

Klance becomes canon: YES THIS IS SUCH AN AMAZING SHOW!!! 💕💕💕

Klance is hinted at but never canon: YES THIS IS SUCH AN AMAZING SHOW!!! 💕💕💕

Klance doesn’t even come close to being canon: YES THIS IS SUCH AN AMAZING SHOW!!! 💕💕💕

Because I’m not a disrespectful human being who cares more about their ships than the actual show itself and the hardwork the voice actors, animation crew, writers, producers, etc, put into Voltron. If you care so much about a ship that the minute anyone else says it won’t be canon and your response is to threaten them, tell them to kill themselves or blackmail them? Then YOU are the problem. YOU need to reevaluate your priorities. YOU make the whole fandom look like the pits of hell and soil the beautiful part of it. YOU disgust me. I would try to see things from your side, but frankly it’s impossible for me to stick my head that far up my ass.

a manuscript on how to love yourself:

1. if ancient swordsmen say that a blade is just an extension of your arm, then poetry and the arts are just an extension of your heart and soul put into verse and a painting.

2. rather than wait for someone to fall in love with you, fall in love with yourself. easier said than done, i know. but hear me out. don’t love the way your hair looks? get a new hairstyle. do you feel like a failure? then fail, fail, fail and fail some more. each time, there’s a chance that you’ll succeed. i think that’s worth every ounce of sweat. don’t love your body size? maybe you’re too thin because it’s depicted as beautiful by supermodels, eat some more. your brain needs nutrition. when you see yourself, you’re more than just your body. you are your thoughts. feed your brain and you’ll feel loads better. maybe you’re too large and depression has got you lethargic again. i once sat around in a house for a year straight. i did nothing except for writing sad, sad poetry. you wanna know something? once you get your head out of the past, once you realize that mistakes are there for you to change, once you’re aware that they’re really not coming back– it’s going to be much easier to move on. and yeah, it’s still going to hurt, but you must hurt your way forwards not backwards. have you been high lately? heavily sedated to numb the pain? drank a beer too much and now you’re regretting it? was the joint laced? are your lips poisoned from people you shouldn’t be kissing? that’s your second pack today, right? baby, bad habits will destroy you, but it’s also a part of the process. if you try, try and try again. one day, you’ll slip up and it’ll all make sense. it’s going to feel alright even if you’re a little sore. don’t wait for someone to love you, the best contender is already looking at you while you’re dreaming. when you’re awake and brushing your teeth. when you’re listening to your favorite song. when you’re singing in the shower. when you’re dancing with your shadow while the lonely moon is out. when you’re doing that extra rep while no one’s looking. when you’re running that extra mile just for shits and giggles. when you smile some day because the quote was right. time does heal all wounds.

3. if a rose has a natural defense mechanism, then you must guard yourself from your own negative frequencies. tune into who you want to be. we are what we feel. we are what we think. we are exactly as we want to be. want to be happy? repeat after me: i’ll try again tomorrow and if tomorrow doesn’t work, i’ll try the next day, next week, next month. one day, i’ll get it right. make a pinky promise to yourself. love yourself for your mistakes, love yourself for your flaws, love yourself for your changes, love yourself for your youth, and love yourself back into the universe. the stars are watching.

4. write love letters. lots of it. seal each one in an envelope and randomly date them for the future. when the day arrives. open it. a blast from the past, these little bits of love. it used to be you. revel into yourself. you’re cool. you’re angry. you’re kind. you’re sweet. you’re chill af. you’re hot. you’re gorgeous. you’re beautiful. you’re funny. you’re boring. you’re relaxed. you’re stressed. you’re ugly. you’re too thin. you’re too fat. there must be balance in life. for every bad thing in the letter, add two good things. for every good feeling, kiss yourself goodnight twice. no one’s going to love you like how you will. and if they somehow manage to pull it off, it’s still important to be nice to yourself. you’re human after all. unless you’re an alien, in which case, welcome to earth.

5. did you know that it takes 10,000 hours to master a skill? if you study and apply yourself for about 3.91389432 hours every day, within a year’s time– you’re going to be profound and breathtakingly amazing as fuck.

6. smile. always smile. fake it all the way through. cry. crying is good for you. laugh. loudly laugh at cheesy things because it’s the little details that count.

7. keep a journal and realize that these days– our consciousness being so closely tied to technology… we’re missing something. life’s too short and it’s not stopping for anyone. take a deep breath. inhale. exhale. write it down. you don’t have to be a writer to record your current emotions.

8. if you can’t seem to accomplish any of the above, just know this one thing. i love you. rinse and repeat. it’s a new day. it’s another night. you fall asleep. you wake up. how many days will you live in routine? take the scenic route home from work. running late? laugh about it. the art of letting go is hard to master, but once you’ve achieved even a split second of severing ties with misery. darling, you’ve made it.

9. i’m proud of you. i’m proud of you. i’m proud of you. i typed it three times so that you’d see it three times. if you’re a visual learner, 🌹, that emoji is you. it’s time to bloom. 🌊, this emoji is your soul. it’s time to crash. it’s time to be gentle to yourself. 🔥, this is that one time your friends got too drunk and forgot to put the fire out. embrace the burning sensation of your memories, even if it rattles your bones and intends to fuck up your day. you are loved in the most beautiful way. repeat after me: i am proud of myself for waking up everyday. you can do this. i know you can.

10. you’ve made it this far, why stop now?

11. you always knew that the rain is wet and fire is hot, so you must also know that if your heart is beating and you’re still as lost as ever that it won’t always be like this. you’ve come a long way, regardless if you see it or not. you’ve been through so much for yourself, with yourself, and by yourself. who’s going to love you if you don’t?
—  p.s. you are more than enough

Jack keeps thanking us for being such an amazing and supportive community. Honestly, that’s true. There might be some speed bumps in the way every once in a while but usually we get through them, together, as a big extended family. Jack says we’re so positive and try to lift others up instead of tearing each other down. I wanna spread more positivity in this community.

If you wanna participate, reblog this and tag 5-10 people who mean a lot to you in this community and tell something nice about them. You never know when someone needs your beautiful message at that exact moment.

I want you all to know that you mean a great deal to me but I can’t for the life of me remember all your @’s.

If you get tagged, continue the train of positivity!

@marielgum: Such a talented beautiful human being. I love seeing your edits and other posts on my dash. The few times I’ve chatted with you have been so nice. You seem like a super nice person :) Keep doing your amazing work!

@viostormcaller: I remember Jack said that one of the best things he has heard is the fact that we have made new friends ‘cause of this community. You’ve become an amazing friend of mine. Thanks to Anti and screaming about theories :P It’s always so nice to chat with you.

@steffid101: I love the theories that I always find on your blog. Thank you for giving me few words of courage. I really needed them. I’ve always been insecure about my language skills. You seem so nice! :)

@wholesome-pasta: My fellow Finn here on Tumblr. It’s so nice to talk with you almost daily. You’re a sweet person and damn talented. Those drawings are so cooool. Thanks for helping me and listening to my stupid problems :P

@painofbeingafinnishfangirl: Another Finn! We are gonna take over the world! :P Your Gifs and captions are always on point and it’s been super nice to talk with you! Lovely person! :)

@chase-brody-protection-squad: My favorite Protection Squad. Always quality content on that blog and you mods are so nice and welcoming! You’re doing an amazing job protecting our boi Chase. Keep up your amazing work!

@no-strings-puppet: I love your crazy and great theories and besides theorizing, you seem like a super cool and nice person! :) One of my favorite theorists on Tumblr. Anti theories and memes and a nice personality. Could you ask for more? :P r

@ everyone in this community:

It was said later that he came under bad influences at this stage.  But the secret of the history of Edward d’Eath was that he came under no outside influences at all, unless you count all those dead kings.  He just came under the influence of himself.

That’s where people get it wrong.  Individuals aren’t naturally paid-up members of the human race, except biologically.  They need to be bounced around by the Brownian motion of society, which is a mechanism by which human beings constantly remind one another that they are, well, human beings.

Men at Arms

“And yet we say this.  Here in this cave at the end of the world peace is made between dwarf and troll and we will march beyond the hand of Death together.  For the enemy is not Troll, nor is it Dwarf, but it is the baleful, the malign, the cowardly, the vessels of hatred, those who do a bad thing and call it good.  Those we fought today, but the willful fool is eternal and will say—”

“This is just a trick!” Ardent shouted.

“—say this is a trick,” Bashfullsson continued, “and so we implore: come to the caves under this valley, where you will find us sharing the peace that cannot be braken.”



“All right,” said Susan.  “I’m not stupid.  You’re saying humans need… fantasies to make life bearable.”


“Tooth fairies?  Hogfathers?  Little—”


“So we can believe the big ones?”


“They’re not the same at all!”


“Yes, but people have got to believe that, or what’s the point—”


She tried to assemble her thoughts.


“Yes, but people don’t think about that,” said Susan.  Somewhere there was a bed…




“You make us sound mad,” said Susan.  A nice warm bed…



“People as things, that’s where it starts.”

“Oh, I’m sure there are worse crimes—”

“But they starts with thinking about people as things…”

Carpe Jugulum


First Meeting

I’m so in love with this picture! Why is he so beautiful?! Urgh!!! I’m sorry for the very bad ending but I hope you still like it! Picture is not mine!!

“Hi! How are you (Y/N)?” Ellen Degeneres inquired after she had welcomed me on stage with a tight hug and asked me take a seat on the very comfortable sofa behind me.

“I’m fine, Ellen, how are you?” I questioned back, adjusting my position on the sofa. I was quite nervous and excited though. This was my very first interview as a newcomer actress and my very first where I was not accompanied by another co-worker of mine. I had been on a few movies before but only as a supporting role, so the characters that I’ve portrayed were kind of irrelevant. But this time I played one of the main characters of a new movie which was going to be published in a week.

“I’m good! Thanks for asking! It’s a pleasure to have you here!” She said, offering me a warm smile.

“It’s an honor to be here, Ellen. Thanks for inviting me!”

“No problem. “ The cheers and clapping back from the audience started to die down.  “So, you’re making a very big step into your acting career now with your new movie that is coming out next Friday ladies and gentlemen. Tell me, how are you feeling about it?” The blonde woman asked.

I leaned back and rested my slight sweaty hands on my lap before I began to talk.

“I am very excited to be honest. This movie is definitely one of the best that I’ve worked in and I could prove myself in it, showing people that I’m worth playing a main figure. My character was a big challenge for me and I’m glad that I was given a chance to demonstrate my acting skills. The director I’ve been working with has supported and encouraged me so many times and I owe him a lot.”

“Can you tell us anything about your character?”

“Uhmm…  Her name is Ellie and she is absolutely the opposite of me. She’s tough, strong, willing and very confident. She has an aura that intimidates people and makes them feel uneasy when she’s around. I adore her. She is very loyal to herself and lets nobody drag her down. Playing her personality was very funny and adventurous and I can tell that I have learned a lot from her and about her. I hope you guys are going to love her as much as I do.”

Ellen continued asking me questions about the movie and after a while she suddenly changed to another topic. A very sensitive topic if I may say so.

“I’ve heard you have a major crush on Harry Styles? Is that true?”

The air around me become slightly warm and I felt a deep blush appearing on my cheeks. Nevertheless I tried to appear calm even though my interior was screaming out of embarrassment. The audience started to cheer as they noticed my speechless state that I had for a moment. I faced Ellen with a desperate look and a nervous smile.

“Why is everybody asking me that question?” I buried my face in my hands. In another interview I had a few days ago I unintentionally dropped the fact that I fancied Harry Styles because I loved his music and since then I was constantly asked about it.

“So you like him?” Ellen questioned.

“I think- I mean…” I stuttered, but then inhaled deeply and continued talking. “How can you not like Harry Styles? He’s amazing.”

“What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear his name?”

I thought for a few seconds. Should I tell them what I connected with him and make a complete fool of myself in a national TV show? Harry would surely see this interview, there is no way he couldn’t.

“Well… To be honest with you, I think he’s an angel.” The last few words came as a whisper out of my lips. I heard a few whistles from the audience and some of them even called “yes” or “yeah”.

“I mean, he has an amazing personality and he has a huge heart. The message he tries to spread all around the world is inspiring and I have never seen a human being such as Harry in my entire life. He is a great role model for every single one of us. It is just sad that some people are using his kindness and good intentions for their own advantages. I think he should be respected and left alone, especially by the media.”

“Very nice words, (Y/N). I’m sure he’d appreciate what you said. Have you met him yet?”

“No, unfortunately I had not the privilege to talk to him but I hope I’ll get the chance soon. It would be dream come true.”

(From here 3rd person POV)

If she had known how soon their meeting would be. What (Y/N) didn’t have an idea of was that her celebrity crush was backstage and watching every single moment with a smile on his lips. He recognized her from his favorite movies she was involved with and even though she had no bigger role in them, he grew some liking towards her. The beautiful actress instantly gained his interest the first time he laid his eyes on the TV screen, seeing her pretty face and he was as excited as to meet her as she was.

When Ellen asked him to surprise her, he did not hesitate for a second and said yes to her plan immediately. The whole audience was involved, especially asked not to make any sounds when he appeared on the stage because he didn’t want the surprise to be spoiled. He wanted to memorize her expression when they made eye contact for the first time in real.

So while she was babbling further nice things about him, Harry slowly shoved the curtains aside and as soon as the audience discovered his presence, he laid his forefinger on his lips to shush them. With slowly and quiet steps he moved forward to a future relationship.

(back to 1st person POV)

I was happily talking about Harry, not caring about anything anymore and Ellen listening to me as my eyes suddenly were covered by foreign hands and my vision became dark, preventing me from seeing anything.

“Huh, who’s that?” I asked surprised.

“Guess who?” I heard Ellen’s voice a few meters away from me.

“You have only three chances.” The person covering my eyes whispered in ear and their warm breath caused thousand tingles in my body. Who the hell should I know who he or she was?

“Uhmm… I have no idea?” I replied, totally inferior to the situation. “Can you give me a hint?”

Desperately, I put my hands onto the persons to uncover my eyes but he or she would have none of it. He or she would have their hands firmly on my eyes, of course without hurting me. Ellen and the audience would laugh at my tries to remove those hands and I slightly got more annoyed. As I tried for another move, I noticed that the person wore a lot of rings when my fingers brushed softly against theirs and my heart accelerated instantly.

“No…” I whispered at my recognition. Only one person would wear an amount of rings on their hands but that one could never be the one I had in mind. No way!

“I’m hearing?” Ellen said.

“H-Harry Styles? Is it Harry Styles?” The audience cheered and clapped loudly and the hands let go of my eyes, resting gently on my shoulders. I turned my head back after my vision was clear and as I saw him smiling friendly at me, my body froze for a few seconds.

“’ello Love!” He greeted, his dimples fully on display while he smiled widely.

“No way!” I called over and over.” No way.” Then I looked at Ellen who grinned at me knowingly. “Did you set this up, Ellen?”

“Of course, I did.”

“I really have no words. Wow.” I said, but smiled. I stood up to give a hug to Harry and as we both laid our arms around each other, I felt safe and secure. The scent of his cologne hit my nostrils and I noticed that he smelled so good.

“Hi nice meet you!” I replied once we pulled away and he took a place next me.

“The pleasure is all mine!” He said, exchanging a few phrases with Ellen before everybody turned their attention towards me again, probably looking for my reaction. What can I say? I was dumbfounded beyond imagination. I couldn’t believe I was sitting right next to my celeb crush who had his fingers placed on mine.

“Harry what do you think of (Y/N)?” Ellen asked him with curiosity.

“I think she’s very talented and an amazing actress. I can’t wait to see her recent work. Congratulations on your new movie by the way. I’m very excited for it.”

“Thank you. “ I answered while blushing. “I’ve heard you first solo tour was a huge success? I wish I could have been there!”

“I think I can arrange something extra for you.” He winked at me, making the warmth in my cheeks increasing more. I surely was red like a tomato by now.

We chatted a bit more with Ellen and when it was time for me to go, I thanked her for the nice surprise she had made for me and went backstage. I was talking to my manager Helen when Harry approached us.



“Uhmm… I was wondering if you had time to have dinner with me? I know a fancy restaurant you would surely like.” He sheepishly massaged his neck as he looked at me. “We could get to know each other and maybe you can tell me more about yourself?”

“Sounds good to me Mr. Styles.”

“Please, just Harry. Of course your friend is always welcomed to accompany us.”

“Thanks for your offer Mr. Styles,” Helen said. “but I’d rather not disturb you guys. You may have lots to talk about and I don’t want to be the third wheel or something like that. (Y/N) can go, she has no more interviews for today.”

I mouthed her a “thank you”, completely appreciating what she had done.

“Alright, Harry, lead the way.”

We walked out of the studio to spend a night that no one of us would ever forget. Thanks to Ellen, I finally met my celebrity crush, my best friend and my soul mate.


baekhyun stans:

  • laughing hysterically while posting about how amazing it was on twitter
  • “baekhyun’s voice sounds better when it cracks”
  • don’t bother fighting off antis because they’ll end up agreeing with them for completely different reasons
  • crOAKS
  • sets as wake up alarm
  • “i’m so proud of my boy”

chanyeol stans:

  • almost like baekhyun stans but instead of laughing they’re yelping
  • “he was so happy that it exploded out of his throat and sounded like a million fangirls just died oh wait that happened”
  • happier because they’re finally letting the world see the reason as to why they stan chanyeol
  • but half of them would be like “gosh stop hating on chanyeol”
  • and the other half would be like “gOSh stOp hATInG oN CHAnYEol”
  • but then there’s the group that’s all chill about it y’know

jongdae stans:

  • oh god
  • they wouldn’t just giggle at it
  • they’d turn it into a fucking religion
  • “worship jongdae’s voice crack because he did so well and we should appreciate the fact that he sang his hardest for us”
  • wouldn’t really poke too much fun at it because they’re probably too busy spamming the comments of the performance with love for this boy
  • but there’s that 13% that would be like “oKAY I’M HIGH OFF OF HIS VOICE CRACK SOMEONE HELp”

kyungsoo stans:

  • “did that just happen”
  • in shock
  • like they’ll be shook for days on end
  • but then they’ll return to their normal calm-ass selves because they’re mature and wouldn’t make a fuss out of it
  • defending kyungsoo’s talent because their precious baby is at risk of a flood of memes from the other stans
  • but deep inside they’re happy with it

jongin stans:

  • “it wasn’t a voice crack is was literal sex”
  • legit every single sound that jongin produces is the secret ingredient for endless orgasms for them
  • other stans won’t be able to make fun of jongin because jongin stans will be all up in their feed like “THIS IS WHAT SEX IS”
  • don’t even bother making fun of them
  • “jongin should just publish an album of entirely voice cracks”

kris stans:

  • completely lost
  • probably just shook at how beautiful that voice crack was and thankful that it happened
  • “see this is why i appreciate him”
  • but also completely pissed at the other stans who made fun of his
  • “it’s music to my ears”
  • licks lips

yixing stans:

  • 10000000% support mode activated
  • normally yixing stans are soft and precious and literal angels but don’t even try fucking with them this time
  • publishing cute lil messages of support on weibo and sending them to yixing and making sure he doesn’t overwork himself
  • like they care so much that it might make him cry
  • yixing !! don’t !! over !! work !! yourself !!
  • will support him to the ends of the earth

luhan stans:

  • “that’s my lu”
  • would probably turn it into a running meme
  • half of them wouldn’t even be able to tell that it was a voice crack because it was too subtle
  • they’re just so freakishly chill about it that it’s scary
  • but then there’s that 16% that will be like “i think i just died”
  • and then the 27% of people that are like “oh nice”

junmyeon stans:

  • “don’t give him all this stress he did amazing”
  • support junmyeon for the rest of their lives
  • even 139198319 years after it happened some futuristic citizens of earth or whatever planet we colonize will have his name in a textbook supporting him
  • “petition to appreciate junmyeon’s hard work”
  • “if you don’t like his voice cracks you hate him as a human being”

sehun stans:

  • “that was amazing”
  • won’t hesitate to bite anyone that dares to sass sehun for having that voice crack
  • “my baby is growing up”
  • half are like “woah sehun’s going through puberty”
  • the other half are like “wAKE UP YOU SNAKES SEE HE’S SO NERVOUS STOP BEING MEAN”
  • this is a beautiful fandom

tao stans:

  • “he probably did that cause he wanted to kill us”
  • but then they’ll also be like
  • “how tf do you get a voice crack in a rap”
  • rolling on the floor in nervous sweats because he can manipulate his voice so fucking well
  • “don’t say his voice is soft it’s beautiful”
  • a t t ac k an t i s

minseok stans:

  • what do you mean “voice crack”
  • that wasn’t a voice crack that was the sound of minseok giving birth to a million new fangirls in one second
  • praise !! him !!
  • they’re usually soft but if you attack them this time they’ll convert you into a minseok stan by their religion
  • “there’s no such thing as a voice crack”
  • so supportive it hurts


Sooo. If you follow me on twitter (@brvkenalec) you’ll probably know these things already. I decided though to do a recap here on tumblr as the project has started here.
First of all I remember to everyone that Harry couldn’t attend the con, he cancelled for “work problems”, so I gave the flag to Matt.

Let’s begin by saying that I met Matt a lit of times during the convention as I had a lot if extras with him.
I kind of dedicated the Saturday to myself, so at my first signing session with him on Saturday evening I gave him my gift and a letter for him and we talked a bit. I managed to say everything I wanted to say, I thanked him for helping me with my sexuality and with my fight with anorexia as well. He was REALLY nice, he said amazing stuff to me and he hugged me. I am saying this to prove that he is truly the mist incredible human being ever.

On Sunday morning when I gave him the flag he recognized me from the dat before. Before talking about his reaction I am gonna say that I had very little time as he was late for his panel, so people kind of rushed us. I couldn’t take a video because it was a mess, but I insisted for having pictures taken from the photographer.
( It wasn’t possible to take pictures of his reaction/face, as his agent didn’t allow it)

Okay, so, when I entered the autograph room the first thing I asked him was if he remembered me and he said “yes of course”, smiled really nicely and asked me how I was feeling that day. I then something like “I have one more gift for you” and I straight on put the flag out of the bag. He was really excited about it, he always had a smile on his face and he started asking questions about it. I do not remember everything as I was SUPER NERVOUS so I kept smiling like an idiot. I remember that he kept saying stuff like “oh wow, this is amazing”, then he asked me how many people have signed it and I said a lot. Then he took his phone and he asked me to take a step back so he could take a picture of both me and the flag. I was freaking out and at first I didn’t realize what was happening but I did as asked and I kind of posed. I wanted to cry but instead I smiled cause I told myself that the purpose of the project was to show him how happy he makes us. He took two pictures (I guess) and then told me he would send it to Harry. He asked for my name cause he didn’t remember and then said “oh right”, because he suddenly remembered it from the day before. He then told me he REALLY APPRECIATED it, and that I had been very sweet and kind the day before. He said thank you so many times, and so did I. At first he didn’t get that he could keep the flag but when I put it back into the bag and put the bag on the table he asked, surprised, “oh I get to keep that?” and I told him yes. He said “that’s amazing, this is going straight to my apartment” and smiled even widely. I kept thanking him and he kept talking to me even when I was about to leave, as I could tell the staff was in a rush. He asked me who wrote the names on the flag and I said it was me, I explained I asked people names and that I wrote them down. He said something like “oh got it” and nodded. He then thanked me again and said he appreciated and he waved at me and said bye, as I left.

Even if I was nervous as hell I can assure you that he was very happy. I didn’t expect him to take a picture of it and me and I was shocked when he tweeted it at me couple of days ago. I am proud of myself as I didn’t cry in front of him so I could talk and enjoy the moment but I started to sob afterwards and when I saw he tweeted at me.

Harry still hasn’t say anything but I really hope he liked it. If you want to hear what he thinks maybe you can go and tag him asking him if he liked under my pinned tweet, maybe he will answer!

Btw I want to thank everyone of you that has signed the flag, I was so touched while writing your messages down. Thank you.

I did this recap because I think you guys deserve it and Matt as well, as he’s been receiving some hate lately and I wanted to prove that he is truly an amazing human being, he is an angel.

If you want more details about the other meetings I had with him you can ask me!!

Love you guys P.s: these are the pictures the photographer took, and then the last one it’s the picture that Matt took and sent to me. ❤️🏳️‍🌈

Party Like A Stark

Originally posted by dailymcugifs

Originally posted by milady-jane

Peter Parker x Stark Reader

Part (2/6)

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Summary: Today is your 19th birthday, and you also happen to be Tony Stark’s loved daughter.  What’s a better way to celebrate this special day than a party?!  All the Avengers and family friends will be there, even your secret crush Spider-Man.  You’ve always wanted to meet the famous spiderling, but little did you know you already know him.  Your party will definitely be one to remember.

Warnings: still lots of fluff!!


AN: Guys I’m literal trash ahahah this fic is going to be a bit longer than expected because there’s just so many things that pop in my head !! I mean I love writing this story so much, that’s why it’s so long!  I hope you guys don’t mind having to wait longer for the smut!!  I don’t know i think it’s worth it because peter is just so precious and I love the reader’s relationship with everyone! well anyway, enjoy!!

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I could even learn how to love like you…

i recently reached 1000+ followers and i truly feel blessed!! everyone has been so kind to me since the beginning and i have met so many amazing people whom i’m glad to have met! i cherish every single one of you! you guys are amazing! thank you all for being so nice and encouraging and… teaching me how to love!💕 haha

“When I’m with her I feel like I ca do Anything.
I guess tha’s why I love her.” Always Human by @walkingnorth

It was a beautiful trip from beginning to end, it was so sweet without stopping being gloomy at times, real enough to be a favorite through time; thank you for making such an amazing story!

Care of a Magical Slytherin: Draco x Reader

**You are extremely talented in Care of Magical Creatures, Draco however is not. Dumbledore and Hagrid assign you to help Draco pull up his grade. Enjoy!**

You sat at a table in the back corner of the library waiting for the infamous Draco Malfoy. You had just been assigned to the job of tutoring him for Care of Magical Creatures the class you excelled in. You had read Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them like 20 times you knew every detail front to back. After that you went on to many other magic-zoology books and memorized them as well. Animals loved you, you weren’t sure why but they were always drawn to you. You were skimming the latest issue of The Quibbler as you waited for Draco. You look at the clock it was 3:50! Draco should have been there 20 minutes ago. About 10 minutes later Draco Malfoy strolls into the library, a green apple in his hand.

“What are you doing?” You questioned him.

“You’re supposed to help me study, remember?” He replied cockily.

“Yes I remember you twit! You were supposed to be here a half an hour ago!” You were shouting.

“SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH,” that came from the librarian, who’s name was escaping your mind at the moment.

“Wow Y/n getting in trouble already,” Draco mocked shaking his head.

“Oh shove it Malfoy,” you retorted. Draco took a bite of his apple and sat down.

“Well, are you going to tutor me or not L/n?” Draco kicked his feet up onto the table. Your eyes shot daggers at him as you got out the monstrous book of monsters. You promptly stroked its spine as it opened up immediately. Draco’s eyes widened.

“How did you do that?” Draco was completely shocked.

“Well I stroked his spine and I don’t mock him,” you replied turning the pages.

“It’s a him?” Draco asked genuinely curious.

“Yes, Hagrid told me, and his name is Jared,” you finally found the lesson the class was working on.

“Oh, okay,” Draco took his feet off the table and scooted closer to you.

“Yeeeessssss?” You questioned. Draco was a little close for your liking.

“I couldn’t see,” Draco replied already reading the lesson. You couldn’t believe your eyes, Draco was actually interested!

You two spent the rest of your free period studying. Draco actually seemed genuinely interested in Magical Creatures. Just as the bell rang to signal it was time for lunch, you reached into your bag. You pulled out your copy of Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them and handed it to Draco.

“Here, I think you’ll like it,” you smiled and surprisingly he smiled back.

“Thank you, I’ll give it back next week,” he looked at you one last time before his face went slightly pink as he muttered a goodbye and ran off to lunch. You shook your head and made your way to the great hall.

You went and sat down at the y/h table and coincidently you could see Draco from where you sat. He was reading the book you gave him, and he was barely even eating. You smiled and shook your head, maybe this isn’t going to be as hard as you thought.

Next week came by quick and again it was time for a tutor session with Draco. You strolled into the library about 10 minutes early so you could find a new book. As you walked back to your usual table to sit down your things you saw Draco sitting there his feet up, once again eating a green apple. You walked up and sat down your bag.

“Well, early are we?” You questioned smiling. Draco immediately took his feet off of the table.

“Well I didn’t have anything else to do,” Draco seemed anxious which was extremely odd for him but you ignored it. “Oh yeah,” Draco exclaimed. He reached into his robe pocket and handed you Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. “I really liked it, thank you,” Draco said genuinely. You took your book and smiled.

“I’m really glad you liked it, Newt Scamander is an amazing person,” you replied happily.

“I agree,” Draco smiled. You couldn’t believe the way he was acting! He went from a complete dickwad to an actually nice human being. It was so weird to you, how he could go from one extreme to the other. It didn’t bother you, you actually liked nice Draco. It was just odd.

~Draco’s POV~

Y/n has been zoning out for the past 5 minutes, just staring out the window. I took the chance to study the features of their face. It was perfect really. The e/c eyes, the adorable nose, the h/hl/c hair that pulled everything together. I had liked Y/n for awhile but I kept it hidden, I didn’t think I was good enough for them. Should I tell them? I thought as I gazed at Y/n’s face. Suddenly Y/n came out of their ‘trance’. I quickly looked away, I could feel the red slowly creeping up my cheeks.

~Y/n’s POV~

You shook your head and realized you had been zoning out the whole time! God that’s embarrassing! You looked over at Draco and just managed to see his head turn away quickly. You smirked. “Like what you see Malfoy?” You asked flirtatiously, for about two seconds before you started giggling up a storm. Draco’s face was bright red, you felt kinda bad. “Hey I was just kidding,” you told him holding your hands up like you were surrendering. You sat there for a moment awaiting Draco’s response, suddenly Draco grabbed the sides of your face gently and kissed you. Your eyes flew wide open, and then slowly shut as you melted into the kiss. Draco’s hands caressing your jawline as you two kissed. It was perfect, except when you heard a flash. Both of you backed away and looked to see Colin Creevey hiding behind his huge camera.

“Oh this will look great in my scrapbook!” Colin said running off. You and Draco both took off running, but holy shit for a small kid he sure was fast. You eventually gave up after Colin ran outside. You had you hands of your knees and your head hanging down. Draco stopped next to you, red faced and out of breath. He smiled, you smiled back.

“Hey ..(breath).. Y/n?”

“Yeah?” You replied lifting up your head.

“Would you..(breath) to go out sometime?” Draco asked very nonchalantly. You stood up, eyes slightly widened.

“…You know what, yes that sounds great,” you smiled brightly.

“Amazing, want to go grab some gilly water?” Draco asked holding out his arm.

“I’d love to,” you linked arms and walked away.

     All was well.