such a precious hippie

anonymous asked:

heyyy wanna explain the ffxiv races in an extremely exaggerated way for me?

Hyur: boring

Elezen: comes in two flavors, Hippie or Catholic

Lalafel: who’s a precious little guy wait that’s my wallet oh now you’re stabbing me, and engaging in unethical business practices at the same time, what an advanced toddler you are

Roegadyn: roegadyn are fake actually, every roegadyn is actually 5 to 7 lalafels in a trench coat

Miqo’te: STRAY CAT STRUT! I’M A (LADIES CAT!) I’M A FELINE CASSANOVA, (HEY! MAN THAT’S THAT)

Au Ra: 

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Opals:- An ancient Aboriginal legend tells the story of how the opal came into being. It is said, that many moons ago, the Creator came down from the heavens on a rainbow, to bring the message of peace to all beings. When his toes touched the Earth, it is believed all of the stones nearby began to sparkle and burst into life, and that was the moment this beautiful cystal came into existence.