such a nice said

on gog to buy Stardew Valley aND

WELL WELL WELL WHAT HAVE WE HERE A SHOPPING LIST FOR CURRIE?

oh even better 8D YAY

Gays have a higher density than water, so they WILL sink your ship.

FUCK yeah bud, I love slave labour and exploitation 

Don’t do kids, kids.


In my talons, I shape clay, crafting life forms as I please. If I wish, I can smash it all. Around me is a burgeoning empire of steel…my whims will become lightning bolts that raze the ground of humanity. God. The title suits me well - oh wait shit call it off call it off I have cramps…………

killiox, I salute you and your poorly-spelled satirical list of SJW games. Like all satire, it sometimes veers so painfully close to the truth my laughter turns into tears. I can take or leave your vitriolic tone but….man heck yeah I’m goin out to met some real people!

just-lils  asked:

I humbly submit my request to be accused of being a magical creature. I trust your judgment.

Hmmm. Why are you here, dear one?

You have been so adamant that the locals are wrong about you- that you are not magical, just ordinary! That has not kept individuals, and even entire societies from condemning you, Bat, but you have to this point been insistent that you are merely misunderstood. 

Originally posted by moxiemcmurder

(Look at this face! What ill could you do?)

Originally posted by byrneing

You are but a simple, very small mammal possessed of the power of aerial locomotion. Harmless as a flying mouse! You’re punished for this gift- and for your preference for the dark- by eerie tales that have you shape-shifting into a blood-sucker who slowly drains the life out of mortals, turning them immortal at a terrible cost. (At least according to the admittedly biased “living.”)

There are three species of your kind that lap that red liquor- although without magical outcomes- but you are one of 1,300 that do not! Your love is sweet nectar. So flower! Much delicious!

Originally posted by reimenaashelyee

Or it was.

There have been… incidents. Farmers have been complaining of weakened and wasting livestock, puncture wounds at their neck. You yourself had an injury to your scruff many moons ago that you can’t explain. But you feel okay. You don’t look sick? You feel okay?

There have been rumors of a large, looming, shrouded creature, spotted in these fields and at bedsides at night.

That isn’t you! Of course it isn’t! It couldn’t be! You are so small! So friendly! So charming, but in a genuine way- not in a way that takes what isn’t freely given! 

And there have been nights you’ve awoken, with no memory of the night before. Washed  an unfamiliar crusted, brown substance on your face- not recognizable, but there are all sorts of unexpected pollutants these days. 

I think you know why you’re here, dear one. I think you’re looking for an answer from me that you already know in your heart. 

Originally posted by vebston-rose

Originally posted by horrorandhalloween

@thebootydiaries I did lil’ drawing of you ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭*

so @misspaperjoker made this incredibly hot western!au steve, and I IMMEDIATELY needed to draw a matching bucky!!!

here is mercenary!bucky, gunslinger extraordinaire

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female awesome meme: [1/5] relatable female characters  ann perkins (parks and recreation), everyone needs a friend they can call and wake up in the middle of the night.

there’s something about even’s little nod in this scene 

because even knows. he’s not oblivious, he notices the way isak reacts to his presence, to him. he’s been noticing him for weeks, weeks before they first met. he saw the way isak was when he came over to his place the previous week, he saw the look in his eyes, the light in his eyes, he saw the way he smiled and laughed, he noticed the changes in his voice. he probably memorized his facial expressions and the things he said last friday. kept replaying them in his mind every single day, in class, before going to bed, when he was with other people 

earlier in that episode, when he came to give isak his snapback, in a matter of seconds, he understood that isak hadn’t told his friends he had gone to his place, he understood that he didn’t want them to know. because he sees and understands. he remembered the cardamom on the cheese toasties five weeks later, how they were sitting on the floor of his room as they ate them, he remembered isak saying he had a drop of water in his throat, he remembered isak talking about parallel universes. because he pays such close attention to isak and the way he looks and moves and speaks and all the things he says

do you think that even, who saw this boy on the first day of school, who was probably looking forward to seeing him even when it was just at school, in public, in rooms and hallways with other students, would not notice how isak was acting? notice the way he’s been looking at him the moment he showed up at his place for the pregame? the way he starred at him when he kissed sonja and looked at him straight in the eyes? how tensed he was as he told him about sonja and how they’d been together for years? the intonation of his voice as he said his okay’s (been together since we were 15. okay. can’t dump her. okay). do you think that even who’s been desperately trying to spend time alone with this boy he was falling for would not notice the smile that spread all over isak’s face when he realized that even was messing with him, the smile he was trying to stop it, in vain? do you think he would not sense his attraction to him? the vulnerability?

of course even notices. and since he came to see isak in his kitchen, he’s only been kidding, pretending not to be serious. but with that little nod, he grows more serious. with that little nod, it’s like he’s saying i see you, i see it, i’ve seen you for a while. it’s reassuring. it’s okay. it’s understanding. i know, isak. i know. me too

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This is like that one pattern… When we’re all together, we can joke around about the dumbest things. And then suddenly… it’s just me and him? It’s fine when we’re all together but when it’s just me and him it’s a bit weird. I don’t know what to say. What is there to say? What do we have in common? That’s the situation we are in now.

i lost my voice for a week & nobody noticed because i never freaking talk