It’s amazing that The Nightmare Before Christmas is regarded as edgelord material. Everyone in Halloween Town is super peppy and friendly, and the whole movie is about trying new things and getting out of a funk.
Also, are we not gonna talk about how Jack Skelington is literally Ariel from the little mermaid?? They’re both bored with their high social status, they both have a song about “hey, look at this cool stuff from a foreign land!!”, and they both try to live in said foreign land with terrible results and invoke the wrath of a chunky-sized monster who eats bugs in their lair all day.
“My first proper girlfriend, she used to live an hour and a half away on the train,
and I worked in a bakery for three years. So I’d finish and sprint to the train station. Later, I’d remember her
perfume. Little things. I smell that perfume all the time. I’ll be in a
lift or a reception and say to someone, ‘Alien, right?’ And sometimes
they’re impressed and sometimes they’re a little creeped out. 'Stop
What these people seem to truly want is someone that they can completely bend to their will. That’s why cartoon characters are so appealing to them, and why they’re quick to disregard canon if it doesn’t coincide with their little fantasy world. Shipping disturbs them because they feel that either they’re being shipped (due to projecting themselves onto characters), or that they’re being rejected by those characters.
This is becoming psychologically fascinating and disturbing all at the same time. I wish I’d been able to continue pursuing forensic psychology…
Headcanon; Magnus learned Elvish from Lup and Taako while on the Starblaster
When Magnus first spoke Elvish around Taako post-mindwipe, Taako was surprised and a little creeped out to find that Magnus not only spoke the exact same dialect as him, but also used a lot of the same weird slang that Taako was sure he’d made up? He’s not sure if he should be impressed or sue for copyright infringement
“I want you to take my virginity.” “What the fuck did you just ask me, Kim Taehyung?”
you’re not actually supposed to take your bestfriend’s virginity when he asks, right?
pairing: kim taehyung x reader genre: attempt at crack, eventual smut, college au warnings: sexual jokes (like a cringe-worthy amount) words: 9,582k part: 01/03
out of context quote: [9:52 am] Taehyung: ___\o/___ me drowning in ur pussy lol
want you to take my virginity.”
just taken a gulp of your pulp-included orange juice when Taehyung
says this. He’s sitting across from you in the cafeteria of the
University you both attend - have attended for the past two years.
brown coffee coated eyes are staring directly into yours - a serious
expression written across his features that tells you what he’s
just spoken was said in nothing but pure seriousness.
he says it so nonchalantly - so earnestly, that you do the only thing
you can think of.
perfectly reasonable reaction after hearing that your best friend,
the boy you’ve been in love with for over two years - wants you to
take his virginity.
She used to live an hour and a half away on the train, and I worked in a bakery for three years. I’d finish on Saturdays at 4:30 and it was a 4:42 train, and if I missed it there wasn’t one for another hour or two. So I’d finish and sprint to the train station. Spent 70 percent of my wages on train tickets. Later, I’d remember her perfume. Little things. I smell that perfume all the time. I’ll be in a lift or a reception and say to someone, ‘Alien, right?’ And sometimes they’re impressed and sometimes they’re a little creeped out. ‘Stop smelling me.’
When did the Arcade really become something? Was it before or after the Pinball machines became popular?
Arcades actually go back to the early 1900s in the US, where
they were called Penny Arcades, and while they had slot machines and pinball,
they also had things like love testers and Edison kinetiscopes where you could
watch a woman take her clothes off.
People are often surprised to hear that the pinball machine
didn’t have flippers until 1947 and they weren’t even at the bottom of the
playfield until the early 1960s. Pinball (at least in the form it currently
exists) is a lot newer than you think and is barely a decade older than the
arrival of video games. The original form of pinball was basically a game of
chance where a ball was dropped only to ding off metal pins at random and fall
down holes with different payouts, very much like the modern game of pachinko.
Because Pinball was for gambling, there was a huge moral
crusade against them in the early part of this century. On a personal note, my
grandma used to tell me to stay away from “hooch, wild women, and pinball”
(sorry Nani, I failed you on all three).
New York Mayor Fiorello LaGuardia declared war on pinball,
and vowed to smash every single pinball machine that existed. Technically,
pinball has only been legal in New York City since 1976.
What the Penny Arcades of the turn of the century actually had
to offer wasn’t quite as important as who visited them, who the audience
was for them: they were designed as cheap entertainment for the huge wave of
American immigrants in big cities who had a little bit of money to spend. A
major part of the reason movies were always a universal art form accessible to
everyone (as opposed to something like ballet or theater) is that they had
their origins with kinetiscope amusements consumed by immigrants in penny
arcades, along with the nickelodeons that showed things like sports reels for
boxing matches aimed at working class sports fans.
If I could be allowed a little digression, this is always
why something like “upscale” movie theater chains like the Alamo
Drafthouse make my skin crawl. Movies should be for the poor and for everyone,
not for people who can shell out $14 for a bad order of hot wings, or a
milkshake with wine in it. It’s a sinister sign of how wealth is massively
concentrated in our new gilded age that these upscale theater chains target a
shrinking percentage of the population with disposable income instead of the
impoverished masses. The selling point of upscale movie theaters is that they
automatically kick out anyone making noise, too, to create a “genteel” movie
experience free of riff-raff, which I think is the kind of snotty crap a bad
guy in a Rodney Dangerfield comedy would do. Recently, Alamo made waves for
having all female showings of Wonder Woman. I have nothing against
this idea (why would anyone be offended by this when you can see the movie in a thousand places?), but it comes off as phony grandstanding when done by a chain who’s
sole reason for existing is delivering an experience for
rich people. The living version of this image below:
Returning to the original point, the key thing to remember
about video games is this: in the beginning, they didn’t start off in the
arcades, but were marketed toward bars and bowling alleys. This is why the
marketing for these games in the early days was extremely adult. It kind of
reminds me of how, come 2007 or so, the discussion around the Nintendo Wii was
that it was a toy that could get you laid. Little by little, video games
started to creep into the arcades.
The tipping point where the momentum shifted toward video
games over pinball in the arcade was definitely Space Invaders in ’78, which
was so wildly successful it showed that arcade video games were here to stay,
and that they were a bigger moneymaker than the pinball machines were. There’s
a story that Japan had a shortage of the ¥100 coin because of Space Invaders, which unfortunately is just
too cool to be true, but it does go to show how it was a new cultural force that came in.
Hunting’s a total blast until you hit your heat. In between each cycle, you only know how much fun it is to catch a case, to get on the road and feel the rumble of Dean’s car beneath you, all open windows and loud music. The fights are always rough, but in the way that makes you feel strong, in a way that makes your muscles ache with anticipation just to think about it. And of course, there’s the feeling of knowing that you saved someone, that you stopped one small little evil and left the world a little better for it.
But then your heat hits, and you remember. Hunting is not ideal for an Omega.
When you are a purple dog named Courage, and you live in the middle of nowhere with an old sweet lady and mean old man, and from time to time you get a little scared by all the monsters who be creeping up at your house
Summary: Dan just really wants to put flowers in Phil’s hair. Word Count: 2,498 Warnings: none A/N: Hello! I’ve had this image in my head of Phil with flowers in his hair for like 2 months straight and obv i needed to write about it since I can’t do art. This whole fic is basically just me gushing about how beautiful Phil is and I’m not even ashamed. See art for this fic here, here, here, here, and here!
There is a boy that makes Dan yearn to weave flowers into his hair every time he sees him. There is a boy with pale skin as white as snow and pretty blue eyes the colour of Bluebells. He has hair like the night sky and it sometimes glimmered in the light to form little galaxies. He wanted to thread Baby’s Breath through those pretty raven locks until his hair matches the colour of his eyes.
It was an addiction, an anomaly, something that does not normally cross Dan’s mind. Usually, he doesn’t see someone and want to thread flowers through their hair. Usually, he doesn’t think about flowers at all.
But then he saw him and he couldn’t stop himself from going home and studying the names of flowers that reminded Dan of him. Hyacinths and Marigold and Sweet Peas and Lavender, all melding into one to make the most beautiful man Dan had ever laid eyes on.
Summary; You’re an actress on Riverdale and when doing a sex scene, things take an interesting turn
Warnings; kinda public, choking, so much daddy because KJ is daddy
A/N; huge thanks to @hesvoidspidey for the inspiration for this and letting me base this on one of her amazing imagines!
Laughing at KJ goofing around before his scene, you sat behind the camera with the crew. You watched him play with his guitar and then he stuck his tongue out and flicked it really fast. You couldn’t help to think how it would between you legs and you had to press your thighs together to suppress your sudden urge.
You had been on the show from the start and you were great friends with all of the cast but you had a thing for KJ. No one of course knew about it and you planned to keep it that way. But when the director had called you to a quick meeting a few weeks back to tell you that you were doing a sex scene with KJ’s character, you had felt really nervous. You had done sex scenes before but now that it was with someone you liked, the pressure was on. You didn’t wanna make a fool out of yourself in front of him or to even hint about your feelings towards him.
“Hey bae, wanna go to lunch with your daddy?”, you felt KJ’s arms around you and wondered how long you had been lost in your thoughts if he was already done with his scene.
Him calling you ‘bae’ was a regular thing, it had started when you first hated the word and KJ kept calling you that to annoy you but when you found out what it actually meant, it wasn’t that bad anymore and KJ just kept the name, and now, it made your heart flutter. The daddy thing was something everyone knew, not just the cast. There had actually been a poll about who of the cast was most daddy and KJ insisted that he was always your daddy and that made your panties wanna remove themselves.
Walking to the cafeteria area on set, you felt a little blush creeping on your cheeks when KJ hung his hand over your shoulders. To anyone else, this was normal KJ and it used to be to you too but now that you had recently started to feel something towards the kiwi cutie, you tried to contain the butterflies in your stomach.
Sitting at a table with Cole and Madelaine, they greeted you with smiles as you sat down with KJ on your side.
You mostly ignored your friends as you tried to focus on the scene you would soon be doing. You heard you name being said and paid attention to the conversation.
“So Y/N, KJ, how do you feel about the big scene?”, Madelaine questioned with excitement.
“Yeah, KJ, how do you feel? That must be the most action you’ve gotten in months”, Cole laughed as you and Madelaine joined him but KJ just rolled his eyes.
“Shut up Cole, I’m actually looking forward to it, it’s gonna be a big shocker on the show”, KJ revealed.
His words made you even more nervous than before because you knew that the scene was absolutely gonna be a shock to everyone as it had been to you so you knew you needed to nail it.
“What about you, Y/N?”, Madelaine asked with a smile.
“Oh, actually I’m a bit nervous”, you admitted, finding your salad really interesting as you looked down.
“Relax, you’re gonna do great”, KJ told you, placing his hand over yours on the table. You simply smiled at him, your heart beating faster.
“Daddy’s gonna take real good care of you”, he joked and everyone laughed, including you.
Reading the script over and over again for your sex scene, you dreaded for the moment when someone would enter your trailer to get you to set.
The scene was simple, not many lines. It would happen in your characters big fancy bedroom and it would start with your and KJ’s characters having a fight, which had already been filmed, and then KJ would just press you against a wall and kiss you out of the blue. You would then proceed to remove each other’s shirts as KJ was making you walk backwards to your king sized bed and push you to lay down on it, removing your pants. He then would get on top of you and start kissing your neck, lowering to your bra covered breasts and then pulling the blanket over you as he disappeared under it. The scene would end with the camera filming your moaning face. Couldn’t be that hard, right?
You tried to picture the scene in your head with your eyes closed, but also trying to find ways to block your mind from forming any dirty thoughts about it.
“Y/N, they’re ready for you on set!”, a woman’s voice interrupted your thinking and you stood up, mentally preparing yourself.
The set looked amazing. ‘Your room’ was lit dimly and there were a few candles here and there. The giant bed was covered with silky red sheets, making the mood a little sexy.
“You wet for daddy already?”, KJ whispered in your ear out of nowhere as you were studying the set. You jumped a little but felt more aroused than scared.
“I’m joking, Y/N, just messing with ya”, he laughed at your slightly red face as you didn’t find an answer. He was always teasing and playing with you but not like this but you just brushed it off as you were called to take your places.
Standing with your back close to the wall, you faked a pissed off look on your face when the director called 'action!’.
“I’m so done with your crap, Archie!”, you yelled at KJ.
“Well that’s too bad because I’m not giving up on you!”, he yelled back before the both of you stayed silent for a moment. You could’ve sworn you saw for less than a millisecond a smirk tugging at his lips but thought that you had just imagined it.
He then took one big step towards you, grabbed you by the side of your neck and waist and pushed you against the wall as he smashed his lips against yours. The kiss made you forget that you were acting as KJ’s lips felt so good against yours and you brought your hands to his hair. He then pulled you from to wall and turned you around as he broke the kiss to remove your top, revealing your scarlet red lace bra. KJ sneaked a quick look at your boobs as he kept pushing you back by your waist and hurriedly removed his own shirt. You felt your legs hit the edge of the bed and you were about to lay back on it as the script had said but KJ clearly improvised as he lifted you and softly threw you on it and pulled your pants off.
You were a little surprised by this but kept on going as no had said 'cut’.
Resting you head on the small tower of pillows, you watched KJ coming to hover over you as you smirked seductively at him.
“I’m gonna show you just how much you really need me”, he said his line and then proceeded to kiss your neck, slowly getting lower to kiss the skin over your collarbones and finally your almost exposed boobs. You were breathing heavily when he grabbed your ribs, making your boobs press together and making the bra rise just a little but you thought it wouldn’t be enough to reveal anything to the camera. He stayed kissing your tits a little longer than you thought and then you felt his tongue slightly brush your right nipple. You almost broke character from the contact and you didn’t know if KJ even knew what he did as he withdrew himself from your chest to pull the blanket over your legs and stomach.
You felt yourself getting wet from the small touch but tried your best to keep your poker face on as KJ disappeared under the blanket and you felt him laying down on his stomach between you legs.
Now this was the hard part. You had to fake moan and look like he was giving you oral. Sure you had faked orgasms before but this wasn’t the same.
You lifted your legs so that your knees were making the blanket rise, giving KJ more space to do what he was 'doing’. You closed your eyes and were about to start moaning as you felt fingers pushing your panties to the side.
This was definitely not scripted. You gripped the sheets as you didn’t know what to do. You could’ve stopped the scene but you didn’t wanna have to explain why and it had went well so far so you decided to just go with it, I mean, having KJ between your legs wasn’t bad.
You started to moan silently and then you felt a finger entering you pussy, the wetness making it slide in easily. You let out a loud moan that wasn’t planned but a second finger entered and you didn’t have to fake your moaning anymore. You didn’t know why KJ was doing it but you knew you would look great on camera and you felt so good. He fingered you for a few seconds and then you felt his tongue flicking your clit and another unplanned moan came out.
You were wondering why the director hadn’t cut the scene as it wasn’t supposed to last longer than a few seconds after KJ went under the blanket but you weren’t complaining.
Not even a minute had passed when you felt KJ curl his fingers against your g-spot and you almost instantly came but that’s when the director yelled 'cut!’. You felt more than disappointed when KJ pulled his fingers out of you and your panties were back over your drenched pussy.
“That was great Y/N, absolutely fantastic!”, the director praised you as you put your clothes back on and tried to hide your blush when the crew gave you an applause.
Usually you stayed for awhile to watch the footage but now you were sexually frustrated and needed a release so you started to head to your trailer but KJ stopped you.
“Can I show you something?”, he asked with a smile.
“Y-yeah, sure”, you smiled back, wanting to ask him about his little tease and started to follow him.
KJ led you to his trailer and opened the door for you as you walked up the few stairs. Once you were inside, you turned around to face him and it was like the scene you just did had replayed when KJ grabbed your waist and pushed you against the wall to kiss you hard. You instantly kissed him back and after a moment he pulled back to smile at you.
“You were wet for daddy”, he said as his smile turned into a smirk.
You just rolled your eyes playfully as you pulled you top over your head and went to do the same to his shirt. You quickly snapped your bra off too.
A small scream escaped your throat when KJ lifted you from the floor and carried you to place you on the couch. He was kissing you in a second and started to undo his pants but you stopped him and pushed him off of you to make him stand up. He looked at you with a slightly disappointed and confused look but you just smirked as you pulled his pants off, along with his boxers, his big cock bouncing up.
You didn’t give him any time to react as you took his hard cock in your mouth until you almost gagged. KJ started to grunt and gripped your hair tightly.
“Oh shit, Y/N, you’re a fucking goddess”, he told you as you kept sucking his dick.
“You look so good sucking daddy’s cock”, he smirked down at you and you lost it.
You stood up from the sofa, removed your pants and pushed him to sit down and in a second, you were on top of him with your legs on his sides, lowering yourself onto his length. You both moaned in pleasure when he filled you up. Starting to bounce up and down, he gripped your waist.
“You feel so good, daddy”, you moaned.
“I love it when you call me that”, he said and you smirked a little.
You fucked him for a good few minutes but he suddenly lifted you from him, making you both stand up and then he pushed you face first onto the couch so that your knees were on the sitting part and you leaned your elbows on the couchs back. KJ wasted no time in pushing back in you and started to pound into you without mercy. He snaked his hand around your throat and pulled your back against his chest and squeezed your throat.
“Who am I?”, he growled into your ear.
“Daddy”, you tried to say, his hand making it a little hard.
“Louder”, he demanded as he went to pinch your nipple with his free hand.
“Daddy!!”, you screamed and came a couple seconds before he did.
You both fell onto the couch but didn’t have any time to relax as there was a knock on the door. KJ immediately jumped up and grabbed a towel from a chair near by and wrapped it around his waist and then picked up his t-shirt from the floor and threw it to you. He made sure that you were covered before opening his mouth.
“It’s open!”, he yelled and stood close to you as you sat on the couch.
Cole walked in and you felt your cheeks getting hot. It was pretty obvious that what you had been doing due to you wearing only a shirt but hoped he would be maybe tired or something to not notice. He didn’t say anything at first as he studied your and KJ’s choice of clothing and then started to smirk. Busted, you thought.
“Daddy’s needed on set”, he smirked widely and left as your face fell.
“Fuck!”, you huffed out as KJ sat next to you and started to laugh.
“What’s so funny?”, you asked with a raised brow.
“Nothing, I’m just happy”, he said, turning to smile at you.
“Really? I mean, me too but I didn’t know you wanted this too”, you told him.
“I’ve wanted this from the first time you called me daddy”, he confessed and chuckled.
“Can we talk about this after we finish work? I need to go do a scene but you’re welcome to join me”, he said and you nodded, getting up and dressing to return to set.
Walking to the Pop’s diner set with KJ, you spotted Lili, Camila, Madelaine and Cole standing by the coffee table. They all said their hellos to you and you felt Cole smirking at you.
“How did your scene go?”, Lili asked.
“Great”, both you and KJ said at the same time.
“I think it went more than just great”, Cole commented and you felt a little panicked.
“What do you mean?”, Camila questioned.
“Let’s just say that Y/N just proved that KJ’s the real daddy of this group”, Cole smirked as the girls just looked confused. You looked at KJ and he smirked at you and Lili noticed it.
“Oh my god! You didn’t!?”, she yelled as they all realized what Cole’s words meant.
“Oh, they definitely did!”, Cole laughed.
“Guess the secret is out”, you awkwardly laughed at KJ.
“I don’t mind”, he said and kissed you as the girls cheered.