such a good movie you guys

Dating Jinyoung would include:
  • Coffee dates
  • Or taking long walks at night
  • Admiring the skyline
  • Sheltering you under his jacket when it rains
  • Practising lines for his drama together in your Pyjamas
  • Drinking wine while cuddling and watching a good movie
  • Taking you to see plays
  • Points out all the amazing qualities of the actors he aspires to be like
  • Watching the amazement fill his eyes when he watches them
  • LooOOoong make out sessions
  • But not wanting to pressure you into anything
  • Reading
  • Like so many books in your combined libraries
  • Having to wait to for the other to finish a book before it can be read
  • Comparing your love to great romances
  • Like Westley and Buttercup
  • Or Mr. Darcy and Elizabeth
  • Him knowing thinking you’re better than them all
  • Not being a big PDA guy
  • But behind closed doors…
  • Hot, sensual and lustful sex
  • But sometimes romantic soft sex too
  • Like when he comes back from tour
  • and God he hates being away from you
  • spends every second with you when he is home
  • staring into your eyes when he says 
  • You know, I really love you.”
  • Always teasing each other
  • Calling him junior to annoy him
  • Spoiling the ending of your book to annoy you
  • Playing clips from Dream High 2 to annoy him
  • Him declaring war on you
  • Tickling you
  • Until you surrender
  • Never thinking he’s enough
  • Even when you reassure him
  • This is the only thing you ever argue about
  • It usually ends with him apologising
  • Realising you and him are together because you think he better than enough
  • It’s just you’re the most perfect person I have met. And I just want to be enough _____”
  • Sunny days on the beach
  • Books and towels sprawled on the sand
  • Correcting each other’s grammar
  • Going for dinner with GOT7 every time they are in town
  • Yugyeom asking you to save him from Jinyoung
  • You helping bully Yugyeom
  • Seriously you guys
  • = SAVAGE couple
  • Him getting jealous when you hang out with Jackson or Mark
  • Never letting it go
  • I’m just saying you went with Mark to the amusement park, but not me…”
  • He just does it to toy with you
  • Because
  • W00ow he loves you
  • It actually scares him how much he loves you
  • Writing songs about you
  • While you sit in his lap
  • Being insecure to let you hear them
  • Being shook when he realises you’re “the one”
  • Asks for advice from Jaebum and Mark
  • Proposing to you at the fanciest restaurant in town
  • Like he rented the whole restaurant 
  • Just to be alone with you 
  • I’m prepared to spend every day from now to infinity, with you
Not to stir the pot buuuut...

hooking someone enough with good/interesting characters and being a good writer who can carry a story in a sensible/logical/engaging manner are two different things though :/
Like I absolutely see where you guys are coming from when you say “oh but you’re still here” or “oh but you began reading it” but there’s not really a correlation OR association.
Some people could still be watching because, like with a bad movie for example, they just want to get through it. I don’t know, it’s just how stuff works sometimes. Fandom culture can also breed a community for “collective salt” which would encourage people to finish it, or even breed a culture of camaraderie of people thinking about how to rewrite or optimize storytelling. I mean you’re not going to agree with everything an author writes, right? Right. I’m sure this isn’t in depth or really all that coherent but it’s just my two cents.
All due respect, of course.

Types of YouTubers reacting to BTS

Part 3!

“ I ran out of ideas to make videos so I was thinking that I should just do a reaction! And today we’re going to react to BTS!”

*Checks the youtube page*

*Is literally the first video posted on the channel*

“I have a music video reaction today. As you can see from the title it is BTS Save Me”

*Watches Save Me live performance on a music show*

“Wow, the camera shots are really good! I mean they can make a movie!”

“From the title, you can see that today, we are reacting to some Kpop! Or more specifically BTS!”

Their video title:

Non-Kpop Fan
Non Kpopper
Non Kpop dancer
Non-Kpop Singer
Non-Kpop Idol
Non-Kop Group
Non-Korean person
Non-Korean Boy Band Member

“I literally love these guys so much! They’re so funny. So I decided I watch a BTS try not to laugh challenge!”

*10 secs into the video*

“What…I don’t understand the joke! Was that even funny? Lol I don’t even know what’s going half the time”

“Okay, guys welcome back to my channel! Today we are reacting to BTS Blood Sweat and Tears”

*Looks into the camera throughout the entire video, not paying attention to the story, talking about random things that are not related*

“I did not understand that video at all. I only saw them like…doing things in a museum? And someone kissed a statue lol that was weird”

“Good afternoon subbies. You know what it is today. It is reaction time so let’s get into the video”

*Watches Not Today*

“Holy shit…they look so cool…I want to be a part of them. Guys, get them my number and ask them if  I can be part of their group. Can I?  I’m so serious!”

“I am so excited to start reacting to BTS’ music video so let’s get to it!”

*Is silent the entire video*

“That was nice. If you like my reaction, don’t forget to subscribe and give it a thumbs up. Bye!”


Do take note, these are exaggerated for comedic purposes! I’ve watched enough reactors to get annoyed when they’re not genuine and only jumping on the bandwagon haha! Hope you guys enjoyed these. I did not intend to offend anyone!

Part 1

Part 2

My BTS Masterlist

anonymous asked:

As a bi kind of gal, I always feel incredibly guilty whenever I want a bi gal in tv/movies (rare as they are lol) to get together with a dude instead of a girl--I think it stems from a deep-seeded fear that if I end up with a guy I won't be queer enough (& I know that's dumb) and I just get so tired defending bi-ness and it seeps into media I like

girl dont feel guilty. Im so tired of this perpetual Guilt Complex we’re supposed to live by according to tumblr logic. Do you, be a good person, do right by people, and the rest of the world can go to hell. Ship what you like, write what you like, and live your life on your terms.

anonymous asked:

Hey, hey! Tell Breaky that there is this movie called Jurassic City, it's a crappy dollar store movie about some people stuck in prison, and some 'raptors are also there, and then they get out and cause problems, and oh boy, is it a good good crappy movie. You guys need to watch it!!

“Despite the discount Christopher Walken lead, this movie may be past saving. Best take it behind the barn and put it out of its misery.”

A far gentler assessment than I expected him to grant a movie where the dinosaurs move around like purged oil sliding across a filthy tile.

Guys La Fou was a false alarm it’s totally okay please go see Beauty and the Beast I’m BEGGING YOU

Disney took an already queer-coded villain, redeemed him, and then gave him a happy ending. I don’t want to spoil anything beyond that because he is so good and the comment about being “confused” isn’t about him questioning his feelings for a dude. Just for THIS dude. 

I’m so happy?? I cried you guys. What a gorgeous movie that I am going to own the very second I can get my grubby hands on it.

Claudia and Stiles, June 1998.

Here’s another sneak peek for the final chappy of Home, which I’m aiming to post in June (60 drawings + Lupus = Julie needs extra time) but now it’s 42 paintings down, 18 to go!! Thanks for your unending patience ♥

Beefy Seb vs Athletic Seb

I want to clear something up, as today one of my friends on here got insulted because she stated she preferred Sebastian in his skinnier/more athletic physique than when he was really bulked up for Bucky in CACW.

Exhibit A
This is Beefy Seb:

Seb bulked up, and trained like MAD for his role in Captain America: Civil War, after feeling pressure to have the same massive body type as Chris Evans and Anthony Mackie.
It was hours of training including 4am starts, strictly regimented diets, and a dedication to the job that most actors wouldn’t even consider. 
Is it wrong to like him and find his body attractive? No. As a fan it would almost be an insult not to appreciate him like this, simply as an acknowledgement of the hard work he put in.

Now, onto our next Exhibit:

Exhibit B:
Skinny Seb:

Now, i don’t really want to label this ‘skinny Seb’. Really from what i can tell this is his almost ‘natural’ state (it was also taken a few years ago). Is it wrong to prefer him like this? No. I would imagine he was/is a little more carefree when he’s not having to train like mad, when he can relax and be himself. When his accolades come from his acting ability rather than his looks. (although he deserves a fucking oscar for his role as Bucky IMHO).

Okay, still with me? Decided you want to send me some anon hate only to discover i don’t accept anon messages? Oh dear, you’ll just have to keep reading and stew in your own vitriol instead. 

Exhibit C:
Current 2017 Seb

Current Seb. Or as i like to call it ‘Seb that destroyed most of China’s ovaries in one go thanks to this weibo selfie’. He’s still got his athletic build (last seen in The Bronze), but has also put in the work to bulk up (note: he now has wings made of muscle), but not uncomfortably so. You can see that his face shape is changing, he’s growing into his features that a lot of men do when they reach their 30′s. Proving that he got a good deal when he sold his soul to the devil (there’s no way someone can be this handsome by luck) he got the better end of the deal.

But you know what? None of the above matter. He is still the lovable dork that answers fan’s questions on social media, that takes the time to stop his car when he’s been filming a movie all day, just to stop and say Hi to a fan that has driven a long way with her family on the off chance she might meet him. 

He’s still the guy that is so dedicated to his work he will grow a mustache that gives us all very guilty Magnum PI flashbacks

He’s the guy that is scared of a Squash Ball

He’s the guy that has the weirdest ever facial expression when blowing birthday candles out.

And we love him for who he is. Our Sebby. Our Romanian Dork. Our Beefy Bucky. Our Sebastian. And you can love him however you want.

Originally posted by heatherpotter

Disney: *gives you a canon gay character in a Disney movie, and at the end a boyfriend who’s nice and will 100% take good care of him and love him*

People: *ship him with the guy that treats him like shit, and only cares about himself*

Me:

ask and you shall receive | one (m)

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pairing: jung hoseok x reader, sugar daddy! hoseok
genre/warnings: smut, lots of oral, slow burn, dirty talk, dom! hoseok
words: 13,865
summary: your sugar daddy says you don’t have to sleep with him if you don’t want to…trouble is, you do want to. You’re just nervous and a little inexperienced, but he catches on quick and begins to teach you the true pleasures of sex, and boy, are they good…

 a/n: in the end I had to split this into two parts rip. It was already nearly 14k with just one smut scene haha. but oh well, that means more detail for part two…

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Television: It’s the circle of life-ish.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer debuts at No. 20 after celebrating it’s 20th anniversary…
⬆ …While The Vampire Diaries shoots up to No. 4 after the airing of it’s series finale.

Originally posted by st0rmclouds

Movies: Would pay good money to see Kong: The Musical.

Kong: Skull Island wins the No. 13 spot and the award for “Most Metal Title”.
⬇︎ La La Land is on a trajectory downward, it’s down six spots to No. 9.

Music: You guys have truly wild fandom names.

Twenty One Pilots swiped No. 1 from Ed Sheeren. No word on how the Skeleton Clique or Sheerios are handling this.
⬇︎ Hayley Kiyoko is moving quickly in the wrong direction. She’s down seventeen to No. 19.

Celebrities: Wonder if Tom got that large gorilla’s autograph?

Camila Mendes (No. 18) debuts as Riverdale starts to take off with fans
⬆ Thanks to Skull Island, Tom Hiddleston leaps thirteen spots to No. 4.

Originally posted by camimendes

Games:The over/under on games.

★ Play of the game: Overwatch remains at No. 1 for the 20th week in a row, a pretty wild feat.
⬇︎ Undertale drops to No. 9. The little game that could has been on this list for months and months.

Web stuff: what’s going on in the World Wide Web.

The Eleven Little Roosters returns with the cutest name at No. 16
The Adventure Zone takes an exciting trip to No. 3.

guYS KIMBERLY’S PARENTS KNOW THAT TRINI STRUGGLES WITH HER PARENTS AT HOME SO EVERYTIME TRINI STEPS A FOOT IN THE HART HOUSEHOLD, MRS. HART IS JUST LIKE “Trini!!!! How’s my favorite girl??? Did you have a good day today?? Are you hungry? I got you another yellow shirt, Kim said it’s your favorite color. ALSO I got you this hat since I know you like beanies!!!! Kim’s in her room, I love you!” And the best part is that Mrs.Hart doesn’t do it to be nice she truly loves Trini I’m-

heartbreak chronicles {1} | M

 PT 1 | PT 2 | PT 3 ONGOING

Contains: bad crack, smut {fuckboy!jimin}

Words: 10,164

Summary: Park Jimin had it all — good grades, a place as the soccer team’s captain and, more than that, the broken hearts of at least half the campus’ population. Though, one thing he did not have was someone willing to break his heart and, after you were dragged inside a miraculous plan to play that part, the last thing counted on was the preposterous idea that, perhaps, you could fall for him as well.

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A/N: I tried out a “lighter” writing style for… whatever this is. Hope you guys like it! | This fic is based on the movie “John Tucker must die”SUB!BTS COLLAB

The girl’s request echoed on the warm air of your living room, dancing on silence as your body was covered in shock. For an instant, you truly believed you had misheard her words, replacing them for something much more unrealistic. Regardless, as the quietude fell like a blanket over the two of you, you noticed, at last, that your friend could not be more serious. “You want me to do what?” You finally asked, flabbergasted.

The night had started normally — and that was all that you could ever wish for. All that you wanted was to rest after an exhausting week, merely putting your your pajamas and watching shallow TV shows until your tiredness forced you to go to sleep. You wanted to get some pizza and gossip with your roommate about the most frivolous of subjects, allowing for the storm of stress and unfinished projects to disperse from around your head.

However, she had a different idea of how that night would unfold. “We want you to break his heart,” Lisa told you with utter serenity, as if the words that had left her mouth were no more than mundane. “Thought that was quite clear.”

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hey just so you guys know don’t use kissanime or any kiss sites for awhile. i don’t know why they’re doing this but clicking literally anywhere on that site is going to redirect you to some sketchy ass sites that are gonna mess up your computer with malware and spyware and shit. even with adblock these still show up so be careful for now and watch anime on another site

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Help get Mystery Science Theater 3000′s “Gypsy” renamed!

Hey folks. I’ve been informed that today is International Rromani Day, and I thought I’d inform you of a small thing you can do in its honor. 

Mystery Science Theater 3000 is a cult comedy show from the 90s in which a guy and some robots make fun of bad movies. One of the robots was named “Gypsy”, an unfortunate fact that will unfortunately go unchanged when the show comes back April 14th, after almost two decades off the air. 

The good news is that this is probably out of ignorance, not malice. Series creator Joel Hodgson has changed a lot about Gypsy for the revival–specifically, she’s no longer voiced by a man doing comedy falsetto, but instead a female comic named Rebecca Hanson. He’s also changed her personality, feeling it’s unfortunate that the show’s only lady lead for its first seven seasons was defined primarily by being dumb. 

It’s clear to me that Hogdson is open to changing things for social justice reasons–he just needs a push. 

On Sunday, April 9th, Joel Hodgson will be hosting a live video Q&A about the Mystery Science Theater 3000 relaunch. He’s accepting questions at questions@mst3k.com until 12pm US Pacific / 3pm US Eastern time on Sunday. 

I believe that, if enough of us write in informing him that G*psy is a racial slur, and that the name should be changed, he will take action in future seasons.

I know there are bigger issues to solve, but this might be the best chance we get to make our voices heard on this specific issue, and the timing couldn’t be better.