such a dork in this drama

Zodiac: Tag Yourself (Edition)

Aries:
-looks like “fight me” but is actually “love me”
-extremely fucking smart like wut
-doesn’t care about emotions unless it’s their own
-strive for power

Taurus:
-seems chill but is actually savage af
-doesn’t believe in emotions
-would fight you for hurting an animal
-actually has an amazing sleeping schedule???

Gemini:
-emotional mess (they never feel anything the right way)
-probably knows more useless shit than you
-actually really amazing ppl
-doesn’t know what sleep is

Cancer:
-looks like “love me” but is actually “fight me”
-doesn’t know how to deal with emotions so they don’t
-can be extremely selfish
-lives in drama

Leo:
-very one way thinking mind
-high morals
-doesn’t deny they need constant validation
-constantly naps

Virgo:
-looks like they want to kill you, probably does
-such a fucking nerd
-sleeping schedule so fucked it’s like wow
-has a weird book collection

Libra:
-always in love with someone
-big time music dork
-over emotional
-probably doesn’t know what’s going on

Scorpio:
-tries to be hard core but are low key cry babies
-likes dark colors but has a bright personality
-probably reads more books than you
-just wants to be loved

Sagittarius:
-ready to disappear at any moment
-has seen every strange movie on Netflix (I mean, EVERY weird movie)
-honestly forgets emotions exist
-just wants a 48 hr nap

Capricorn:
-knows they’re better than you
-parties more than you know
-just wants ppl to stop
-will cut you off without blinking an eye

Aquarius:
-disappears for a while w/o explanation
-probably cuter than you
-always turnt
-live in a very gray world when it comes to what’s right or wrong

Pisces:
-doesn’t like dealing with responsibility
-likes music more than they like you
-thrives off of attention tho
-refuses to be anyone’s #2

Viktor Nikiforov is the dork we love.

My favourite Viktor moments are when he is an adorable idiot.

I love exploring Viktor’s character because despite being the most senior character among the skaters and being seen as the one to chase and look up to, this boy truly does a lot of stupid things. To be fair, 27 is still quite young. It’s a shitty age when everyone plus their dog seems to think you know what you are doing except you. I can tell you all the weird decisions and unnecessary drama people have and get into at 27, but then this post will never end.

Now, we know about the whole banquet fiasco and the whole impulsively flying to Japan arms open, dick out thing, not to mention the whole car park “let’s shatter his heart” shenanigans, but I also have these screencaps stewing for maybe a month in my phone because I remember I was rewatching the show and these just made me go, “Oh, Viktor.”

Okay, so we know Hot Springs on Ice all started with Viktor’s idea…

…to which Yurio gamely accepts the challenge and issues his own (while Yuuri adorably panics in the background like the puppy he is)…

…which Viktor also accepts.

Look at him all excited.

Here, though, is where Viktor gets himself in trouble:

He’s been riling Yurio up the entire morning that the kid just up and threw a tantrum and demanded this prize. But then, no problem, since it’s not like Viktor had to accept or anything–

Yuuri’s face when Viktor agreed, though.

*sigh* Same, Yuuri. Same.

It seems that it’s not until later that Viktor realises the trouble he put himself in. At this point, we didn’t know yet just how invested Viktor was in Yuuri Katsuki (i.e., very invested and nursing a weird kind of crush, probably) and how important it is that he doesn’t coach just anyone, but Yuuri Katsuki only. How ever good Yuuri could potentially be, however, there was still a big chance that he could actually lose to Yurio. Yuuri sometimes choked during competition. Yurio, on the other hand, was the juniors gold medallist. There was a very real possibility that Yurio would win and Viktor to have to go back to Russia.

Having realised this, Viktor then began to sport this face:

Yeah, tell me about it.

This is Viktor during Yurio’s performance:

At this point, Viktor didn’t know yet that Yuuri had a breakthrough on his Eros performance. As far as he knew, Yurio was the one who found his Agape. While Yurio’s performance was not perfect, he was doing well enough. But Viktor does not want to go back to Russia. He wants to stay in Japan and get to know Yuuri Katsuki. He can choreograph for another skater, sure, but he does NOT want to be Yuri Plisetsky’s coach.

That, right there, is what Viktor Nikiforov looks like when he knows he is in very deep shit.

What’s interesting though is that these expressions were not really blatantly pointed out in the show. No one notices this, and Viktor just stands in his corner looking like that. With what knowledge we had at episode 3, we don’t know, maybe he just looks thoughtful because Viktor Nikiforov is just a mysterious character. Lol, but rewatching this after season 1 is over?

Yeah, Viktor. Because of you, for about an entire episode, we were in danger of never having the events that would lead to the kiss at the Cup of China, the exchange of rings in Barcelona, and the glorious masterpiece that is Yuuri’s record-breaking free skate. Viktor, Viktor, Viktor… sometimes just… *facepalm*

Thankfully, Yuuri DID find his Eros at the last minute, wins the competition, and consequently saves Viktor’s gorgeous but impulsive arse and gives us the wonderful events of season 1. Thank you, Yuuri! ♡

Lol, look at how happy and relieved this dork is:

There he is, ladies and gentlemen, our Viktor Nikiforov - king of impulsive decisions. For a long time we thought he was such a mysterious character. Now, we just… wtf, we know him better and we love him very much, but sometimes

Viktor, no. For fuck’s sake.

*sigh* Same, Yuuri. Same.

Bonus: Viktor during Yuuri’s Eros performance. He probably realised he’s safe at this point, and I bet he was enthralled again, and possibly getting turned on by Yuuri Katsuki falling in love again.

Oh, Viktor.

let’s reminisce over some of our skam memes:
•carrots
•throwing things at sana
•natural connection™
•5 fine frøkner
•E-BOX GIMME THE BEAT
•mutta
•eVEN IS THE BEST THING IN MY LIFE
•nei vilde
•snakesak
•even extra™
•yossi dork acar
•i’m not gay… well maybe i’m a little gay…
•CARDAMMOME
•boners
•cheese toasties
•waffles
•isak bottoms
•magnus love for even
•*cries in norwegian*
•red lipstick
•wilfuck’s incapability to walk at a normal human speed
•eyebrows
•our babying of isak
•take desperate to a whole new level
•potatoes
•lesbian vilde
•bi eva
•bio buds
•isak dancing
•ulrikke falch
•american skam (steve from drama club)
•i’m similar to the thriller in manila honeys call me bigger th

•suck my board bitch

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The Ichigo Kurosaki Defense Squad

I have a bone to pick with Late Canon Ichigo. 

He sucks. He’s generic and lame. Everything that made him an amazing, interesting protagonist was gone by the end. Prepare yourselves for meta.

Early Canon Ichigo is a soft soft boy whose physical appearance invites trouble. He brings FLOWERS to a ghost every week. He probably helps old ladies cross streets. He probably bakes.

His heart is broken because he couldn’t protect his mother and so he spends the rest of his life trying to make up for that. With everyone. He is SO GRATEFUL to Rukia and even Urahara for giving him the opportunity to do it. He sees storming soul society and stopping her execution as an equivalent, that he’s paying her back for the deed of giving him power and teaching him how to use it.

He’s so friendly. How friendly is he? Even though he literally almost killed like half the people in SS, they’re all still his buds and they visit him in the living world.

He’s also a little shit. He’s a troll. His entire relationship with Ishida is based on this. He’s a sarcastic little shit who uses his words first.

Speaking of: This dork loves poetry. Look at all his damn flowery speeches. I would bet serious money that he has a journal that he jots that shit down in.

This sap has so many quotes about destiny and “The power I gained was for her sake” “How can I keep up with the spee d of the woRlD without Y O U IN IT” Somebody stop me.

He’s in touch with his feelings. He’s not afraid to care about others.

He’s also a Drama Queen. He does things specifically to be Extra and Dramatique. He didn’t need to show up on the Sogyoku in a flowy cape, blotting out the sun and spouting a sassy quip.

You cannot convince me that the pod person we see by the end is the same sweet boy.

Protect him.

OTP Formula (Character Traits)

Character A: often blunt (may manifest as being insultingly polite when older), comes across as kind of a dick. Actually a total dork. Cares deeply, might consider it a weakness. Has trouble handling emotions (their own and others). Sense of humour can be pretty dry and dark, surprisingly hilarious. There is no such thing as half-hearted. “PTSD? Not for me”. Once interested they’re extremely hard to get rid of. Don’t get on their bad side. Prone to drama queen moments. Tiny bit in love with their weapon of choice. “I don’t need anyone”-attitude as if a hug from the right person at the right time wouldn’t reduce them to tears. Dare I say family issues?

Character B: deceiving at a first glance, like a piñata made of pure sunshine filled to the brim with self-destructive thoughts, deep-rooted self esteem issues and a constant fear of becoming expendable. Stubborn. Uses humour as offence and defence tactics. Great memory for times you fucked them over but can forgive a great deal. Salty af tho. Loyal. The cute one. “I went to PTSD and all I got was this stupid shirt”. Eager to learn new things and skills. Tendency to focus on a specific person (platonically, romantically or otherwise). Would die for the people close to them without blinking an eye. Probably orphaned in some shape or form or feels like it.


Overlaps and mixtures may occur and increase with level of codependency

anonymous asked:

can you talk more on what you like about the renaissance and the artists? i find them so fascinating

i answered a more specific one about leonardo alone here, but here are some of my general favourite things about the important figures of the italian renaissance

  • on her deathbed, caterina sforza said to a monk: “se io potessi scrivere tutto, farei stupire il mondo" (if i could write everything, i would shock the world) which i think just makes her the second coolest person in the entirety of italian history
  • speaking of the coolest person in italian history, da vinci took so long to finish the last supper that when the prior complained, leonardo said that the reason it was taking so long was because he couldn’t find a face that was so filled with evil that would fit judas, but if the prior was so desperate to have it finished, leonardo said that he would use him as a model
  • lucrezia borgia was said to have a hollow ring that she used for poisoning drinks
  • michelangelo hated everyone. he mocked leonardo for his failed statue in milan and had a bitter grudge with raphael ever since raphael looked at one of his paintings before it was released
  • leonardo, in turn, wrote bitchy comments about michelangelo in his diaries
  • seriously if someone were to make a show about the renaissance artists, it wouldn’t be some high brow drama, it would be something along the lines of mean girls crossed with the office
  • leonardo: “omg michelangelo, i love your fresco. what inspired it?” 
    michelangelo: “the bible” 
    leonardo: “vintage, i love it!”
    leonardo [after michelangelo walks away]: “that is the ugliest fucking fresco i have ever seen”
  • da vinci himself was really well liked by everyone but he was such a fucking DORK he used to buy caged birds and just to release them and was a chronic procrastinator. he was also gay af and the love of my life
  • machiavelli’s ‘the prince’ is the biggest piece of mancrush literature since plato’s symposium
  • also they were like, all gay, all the renaissance artists except for raphael who was tragically heterosexual. michelangelo wrote really over the top romantic letters to some dude, and da vinci was arrested for sodomy
  • @ historical fiction that tries to make my guys into aggressive womanizers: fuck off
  • so if the artists were the sitcom of the renaissance, caterina sforza is the blockbuster politics heavy action film. she literally occupied the vatican on behalf of her husband by riding across the tiber river on horseback while seven months pregnant
  • she was honestly so fucking savage when the orsis family threatened to kill her children she ‘exposed her genitals’ and said  “do it, if you want to: hang them even in front of me…here I have what’s needed to make others!” and they were so fucking shocked they didn’t dare touch her children
  • i could make a whole post about her, she was so fucking cool i adore her she is incredible
  • moving on, this: “the theory is that people were generally not too enthusiastic about the catholic church’s regular massacres of jews and muslims, because the people they were killing looked like jesus.  pope alexander vi then ordered the destruction of all art depicting a semitic jesus and commissioned a number of paintings depicting a caucasian jesus. his son, cardinal cesare borgia, was the model for these paintings.”
  • cesare tried to kill lucrezia’s first husband and probably did kill her second. he also apparently came to her wedding dressed as a unicorn, the symbol of purity which is just about the most laughable thing he ever did in his life
  • botticelli claimed that the prospect of marriage gave him nightmares

this kinda swayed a lot from being just about the artists, but i hope it was what you were looking for!

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[Kubota Masataka & Yamazaki Kento in Death Note making of]

so i made a video about some bts including them (you know i would’ve. it was only a matter of time.)

HEAR ME OUT!

all I want is an indie rom com about three sisters looking for love and messing up hilariously because none of them is straight so no one knows how to talk to girls without combusting.

Meet the eldest Distinguished Bi who’s fresh out of a long term relationship and is absolutely not ready to mingle…or at least that’s what she keeps telling herself. 

And here’s the middle sister Disaster Lesbian Dork who’s got three dogs, a million friends and absolutely zero chill. She hasn’t been on dates in ages, but that’s okay because she’s got her Star Wars DVDs and her PS4.

Don’t forget our baby Barely Holding On Gay who’s actually the responsible one in the family and has to deal with her sisters’ endless dramas while being Anxious™ about asking her girlfriend to marry her.

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BTS as shit my friends have said

Seokjin: “i’ll give you like 1$ if you laugh at my jokes”

Yoongi: “I can’t go out now it’s already 9pm and I need to sleep”

Namjoon: “i hate leaving my house but I love visiting new places, you feel me”

Hoseok: “I might be a dork but at least I am the biggest dork of them all, go big or go home “

Jimin: “dear lord all I want is a rich husband, amen”

Taehyung: “look I hate drama” *is the biggest drama queen to ever exist*

Jungkook: “tbh I want a sugar daddy but instead of sex I’ll give him emotional support like ‘yes you’ll ace that buisiness meeting, now buy me something expensive’”

In Sickness and In Health

Pairings: Steve x Reader

Summary: You’re sick, but for a very good reason.

Warnings: Vomiting and generally being ill. Implied/referenced smut.

Notes: Wrote this on a train, sorry if it’s crap (I was sleep-deprived and in a funny mood). Written for @supersoldierslover’s 3k writing challenge, with the prompt ‘taking care of each other whilst sick’.

also — there was a long period of time between me writing this and me editing it and man. Lemme tell you, I cracked myself up a few times (is that lame? idk) re-reading it.

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Originally posted by closer-to-the-edge-of-glory

To get out of bed or to stay in bed, that is the question, you muse. It’s a hard decision you have to make.

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anonymous asked:

Tony x Steve It's smart to stay in shape.

“Since when do you care about that bullshit?” Clint yelled, sounding utterly betrayed. 

Then, horrified, “What has he done to you?”

Steve smirked.

Tony shrugged.

“I have to keep up with a super soldier, Barton,” he pointed out off-handedly. “There’s only so many times a guy can pass out during the big finish before it gets kinda embar-”

“TOO MUCH INFORMATION STARK WHAT THE FUCK I CAN’T HEAR YOU LALALALALALA–”

“Huh.” Steve blinked. “I didn’t know he could run that fast.”

Tony grinned. “Told you. Now where were we?”