People say that Remus Lupin is the most chill out of the Marauders and I’m like ??? No?? Remus Lupin literally tried to leave his pregnant wife to go hunt down the Horcruxes with Harry. The dude goes from chill to overdrive in 1.0 seconds
a friend invited me to this really low-key touch rugby tournament the past two weekends and holy fuck I loved it - there were professional dudes there, to chill pub-league people, and then total beginners like me. I was flattened a lot (even tho it was touch rugby) and have astro burn all over but shit, dude. wow. i love it.
i would imagine eventually john would hear irene’s text alert sometime when he and sherlock are together intimately like maybe they’ve just shagged and they’re all sweaty and gross and pink with pleasure and there goes the “Aaaahhhh!” and john is just like “RIGHT,” and grabs sherlock’s phone and sends back a selfie of sherlock snuggled under his arm, both of them nude from the chest up, hair totally sex-mussed, and irene immediately sends back a pic of herself and kate sitting in a hot tub somewhere like aspen or smth like “chill dude, full homo, tell sherlock he owes me 50 quid”
<b>Aliens/Higher Power:</b> Can the human race just...chill?<p/><b>Person A:</b> Humans haven't chilled since they decided to walk on two legs.<p/><b>Person B:</b> Nah dude, humans haven't chilled since fuck boi fish dragged their scaled asses out of the ocean.<p/></p>